Are there cowboys and bounties for wanted outlaws

Gross, badly designed billboards for local businesses

In America, we're more dumb, fatter, No cowboys.

Although not all Americans are fat and dumb.

At 1/17/15 03:06 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: We're much like Europeans, really. Except dumber, fatter, have more roads and cars, less culture, and terrible entertainment.

Actually, we have some incredible entertainment, but the rest of that sentence I have no problem with

people panhandle for fried chicken.

At 1/17/15 03:06 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: No. No cowboys.

We're much like Europeans, really. Except dumber, fatter, have more roads and cars, less culture, and terrible entertainment.

Good news is that there's some beautiful land that the government hasn't let the filthy rich exploit too badly.

Boi, are you denying the great land and key ingredient of the yew ess of ay that is Texas? Looks like someone needs to learn the definition of a pick up truck hog tie.

At 1/17/15 02:50 PM, MrObamius wrote: Are there cowboys and bounties for wanted outlaws

The streets are paved with gold
and the skys are filled with boobs
the clouds are made of dreams
and when you see your first theme park
it will be the bomb

So now you know there is a place
full of grace and poverty
but it is so much better
than the shitty hole you came from where there's no butter
we have so many things to use as lube
and we never burn our boobs nor to we have porn on youtube
but at least its better than the home filled with bugs aids and a roof made of dirt

in america you can afford a shirt
in america you'll never be bored
there is always a whore

this is what its like in america
paradise

At 1/17/15 02:50 PM, MrObamius wrote: Are there cowboys and bounties for wanted outlaws

Yeah, there are cowboys, but they don't really rustle cattle nowadays. And there are Bounty Hunters after people that jump bail.

At 1/17/15 04:35 PM, Sekhem wrote: cattle theft was pretty rare even at the height of cattle drives in the 1870s-1880s so that doesn't mean much

Shit, I meant to type herding cattle. Even my subconscious thinks of white men as pillaging, thieving bastards.

At 1/17/15 02:52 PM, fieldertiger wrote: America is like a country where everything has capitalism in their state. In other words, America is the king of capitalism.

You capitalist pig!

America reminds me of sex with starwberrys and ice cream
good times
little cold though.......

At 1/17/15 05:01 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Do you want to be friends?

I thought we were. . .

At 1/17/15 05:14 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

I'm everybody's friend.

I have so many friends

online

So what your saying here is that is we met in person then we wouldn't be friends?

::what the hell ranger?

At 1/17/15 05:18 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

Oh, right, you're a New Yorker too. I always find it strange how many of us are from NY.

Mmmm Hmmm
lots of newgrounders in ny but I've never seen anyone wearing an ng shirt

I wore my ng shirt for a week and a half in hopes of someone seeing me and shouting
"whats up mah NGer"
but no such luck

At 1/17/15 05:23 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

I don't know what town you're from though.

I'm in upstate ny
and you know what I look like so if you ever see me
make sure you yell out
Maltos! Whats up mah NGer It's me Wahyaranger!!!

and just so everyone knows my name is pronounced

MAL- not mall

tos-not toss

so think malaria

and toast

stick them together and you get how to pronounce my name Maltos
so that way I know your talking to me

At 1/17/15 05:39 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 1/17/15 05:31 PM, Maltos wrote: I'm in upstate ny

That narrows it down to like half the state.

I'm in montgomery county
so if there are other NGers in the area
then we should all do some sort of newgrounds flash mob

but we could turn the phrase and call it a splash mod
we could all promote newgrounds as well as ourselves as artists
and we might even get Tom in on it
who knows

At 1/17/15 05:48 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

I think we should hold a camp out in Allegany. Tom and Wade would be able to make it

That would be a long drive
but I' be able to make it

At 1/17/15 05:57 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 1/17/15 05:55 PM, Maltos wrote: That would be a long drive
but I' be able to make it

It's like an hour and a half for me

For me to show up it would have to be an official thing that we were all going to attend.
Perhaps rent out city hall or something idk
but I think it would be best to make sure everyone knows about it and we would have to try and set the date at a time when tom and wade and some of the staff could show up.

At 1/17/15 02:50 PM, MrObamius wrote: Are there cowboys and bounties for wanted outlaws

Few per capita. Same with original gangstas, mafia dons, hard-boiled detectives, roughnecks, rebels without causes, bad mothafuckas, flower children, oil tycoons, soul brothas, greasers, party animals, frontiersmen, football heroes with heart and guts, loose-cannon cops that are a goddamned liability but get the job done, underground high-stakes street racers, flappers, drag-queen diva superstars, heavyweight prize fighters, roving break dance gangs, and sexy-suave gadget-laden secret agents.

We have a lot of, like, retail workers.

At 1/17/15 06:05 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: I'm talking about a campout in the cabins at Allegany State Park.

I know @Amaranthus (whom's still banned...) always wanted one put together, but I don't know where the poor kid would get the money to fly in.

Maybe we'll make it happen one day.

It would be bad ass to get most if not all ng users together so we could all bullshit in person
what do you think @TomFulp? @WadeFulp

Or is there a get together already set up in NY?

At 1/17/15 07:30 PM, fieldertiger wrote: You must be with the Communist Party of America. May I ask you something, do you dislike living in America?

Very! Long live the proletariat and down with the bourgeois!
Nice to see you're back on NG.

At 1/17/15 02:52 PM, fieldertiger wrote: America is like a country where everything has capitalism in their state. In other words, America is the king of capitalism.

Considering it's all incredibly regulated it's far less capitalistic than everyone seems to think.

At 1/17/15 07:36 PM, fieldertiger wrote: You do realize that I go to Newgrounds every day still to deposit my experience points. I don't do that much posting anymore.

Didn't know that, i thought you were just on a break or something.

America sure as fuck kicks the shit out of everything else. We're not pussies, so we can buy guns at any fucking time. Most other countries are fucking pathetic as shit and don't allow that. We kick so much goddamn ass that we can intervene in at any war and stomp teeth down the throats of the inferior rats that we oppose. Almost all other countries try to hate on us but secretly wish they lived here so they knew they were in the in the best country on the entire planet. Plus, we're the freest place that ever existed.

Go fuck yourself.

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I concur.

At 1/17/15 09:17 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:

At 1/17/15 07:44 PM, FieryGrave wrote: Raarhgh blaaaghhr murica freedom bhlaaaaghr fuck brrraaaghgh pussy rraaghhrhhhrhaaah

I concur.

You're goddamn right you concur.

At 1/17/15 09:27 PM, FieryGrave wrote:

At 1/17/15 09:17 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:

At 1/17/15 07:44 PM, FieryGrave wrote: Raarhgh blaaaghhr murica freedom bhlaaaaghr fuck brrraaaghgh pussy rraaghhrhhhrhaaah

I concur.

You're goddamn right you concur.

I concur that I concur

America is very wibbly wobbly. There is a big separation between how certain states would like to run things and how the federal government would like to run things. Within those states there are city and townsfolk who are allowed to instate their own laws as well.

Populations of certain ethnicity, background, lifestyle and religion can be significantly denser in some areas (counties, cities, states) compared to others. So , depending on where you are living in the US, what kind of life you lead and background you come from, the American experience can vary vastly. You may not be a minority countrywide, but in some cities this can change.

Some cities value the environment, while others trash it. Some places have ordinances against urban sprawl, others don't care. Some cities more liberal, others more conservative. There is not one thing that every single American will be able to fully agree on, because every individual person. city, county, state and region all have their differences.

At 1/18/15 12:11 AM, Piper wrote: serious answer to the question in the topic title

wut about cowboys

There are cowboys still most of them are farmers and ranch hands, there are still bounty hunters, known as bail bondsmen who hunt down people who skip out on bail.