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Rock Is Retarded

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Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 00:36:20


I felt violated when I turned on the radio only to hear some guy do twing twang on this guitar while singing in a really high pitched voice about some staircase to the heaven what the fuck even is that.
It's always the same music over and over, and I can't even type the lyrics it was terrible.
The list goes on, ACDC's, the Guns and Roses, the Freddie Mercury and the Queens, always some gay guy talking about the same topic over and over again.

Jesus christ, never again.


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 00:37:22


You've officially rustled my jimmies.


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 00:39:23


At 1/16/15 12:36 AM, Slint wrote: I felt violated when I turned on the radio only to hear some guy do twing twang on this guitar while singing in a really high pitched voice about some staircase to the heaven what the fuck even is that.

i think i can fell the sarcastic vibe


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I love Rock.


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 00:50:45


At 1/16/15 12:48 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/16/15 12:43 AM, Sevkat wrote: I love Rock.
how's the gutter doing?

Dude, this is fucking great.
You have epin taste in music, Sekhem.


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 00:59:41


At 1/16/15 12:58 AM, FurryGod wrote: Metal > Rock

Which sub-genre of metal specifically? Do you consider Glam Metal classic rock? How about NWOBHM?
I'm assuming you're one of those 21st century homos who listen to Gorgoroth or some shit.


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 01:00:45


At 1/16/15 12:48 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/16/15 12:43 AM, Sevkat wrote: I love Rock.
how's the gutter doing?

That album is fantastic.
What do you think about D'Angelo by the way, specifically his new album?


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 01:03:17


At 1/16/15 12:48 AM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/16/15 12:43 AM, Sevkat wrote: I love Rock.
how's the gutter doing?

Damn, I love this track. Forgot about this album.

At 1/16/15 12:58 AM, FurryGod wrote: Metal > Rock

A war between two broad terms.


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 01:08:23 (edited 2015-01-16 01:09:41)


At 1/16/15 01:04 AM, Sekhem wrote: definitely his weakest album

Damn I liked it a lot. It's growing on me in a way that soon I might like it more than Voodoo.

you should listen to that new miguel, though

Been meaning to get something from him since I've never heard his music, but keep forgetting, will get it now.


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 01:25:19


At 1/16/15 01:05 AM, FurryGod wrote: Black Metal is like the worst sub genre of metal lol, so no I don't listen to Gorgoroth

>Black Metal is like the worst sub genre of metal
>lol

I will literally fucking fite u

You obviously haven't heard Progressive/Black Metal hybrid Emperor (Prometheus) or Ihsahn

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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 01:40:04


At 1/16/15 01:25 AM, JRob wrote:
At 1/16/15 01:05 AM, FurryGod wrote: Black Metal is like the worst sub genre of metal lol, so no I don't listen to Gorgoroth
>Black Metal is like the worst sub genre of metal
>lol

I will literally fucking fite u
You obviously haven't heard Progressive/Black Metal hybrid Emperor (Prometheus) or Ihsahn

Caution: Jrob has really bad taste in metal.
He likes Mastadon! How shit!


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At 1/16/15 01:48 AM, FurryGod wrote: It's OK, complex music isn't for everyone, their brains just can't handle it.

Wash that poop out of your mouth and maybe you wouldn't have such shit taste


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 02:02:19


At 1/16/15 01:53 AM, Sevkat wrote:
At 1/16/15 01:48 AM, FurryGod wrote: It's OK, complex music isn't for everyone, their brains just can't handle it.
Wash that poop out of your mouth and maybe you wouldn't have such shit taste

Damn son, fukken rekt.

Rock Is Retarded


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 02:03:00


At 1/16/15 01:04 AM, Sekhem wrote: don't have any strong opinion on it

definitely his weakest album

you should listen to that new miguel, though

hey sekhem, have you ever heard Blue Sky Black Death and/or Nacho Picasso?

well they made a new album together, i like it. check it out if you'd like https://bsbd.bandcamp.com/album/stoned-dethroned


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 02:08:23


At 1/16/15 02:01 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: So, what, you're done with the anime pics and now it's all loony tunes? Go back to the anime stuff you fucking piece of giraffe jizz. If you're not churning out funny anime pics I can steal, then there's literally no point to your existence.

Need some Preparation H? It seems your anus is bothered.


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 02:11:16


At 1/16/15 02:06 AM, Sekhem wrote: yeah, they did a cool song with gucci a few years back, too

oh snap, i didn't know about this track somehow. i love bsbd and have (almost) all their music.


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 02:19:10


At 1/16/15 02:15 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: If Preparation H is dumbass for funny anime pics then sure, shove em right on up. While you're reaching around in there why don't you grab some of my shit and jack off with it.

So you want my to put my hand up your ass?
That's pretty gay, bro.


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 02:25:27


At 1/16/15 02:24 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Why you bringing up sexuality m8, you wanna nail me or something? Don't hold back, scoop that poop and bust a nut with it.

Sorry. I strictly use blood and clown paint as lube.


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 02:31:36


It is.

But it's our retarded.

Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 09:24:30


At 1/16/15 01:25 AM, JRob wrote:
At 1/16/15 01:05 AM, FurryGod wrote: You obviously haven't heard Progressive/Black Metal hybrid Emperor (Prometheus) or Ihsahn

Also stuff like Klabautamann, Kekal, Oranssi Pazuzu etc. or Fleurety, Ephel Duath, Solefald, Sigh, Ved Buens Ende and so on. There's lots and lots of great avant-garde metal with bm influences and whatever other kind of metal that mixes bm with prog or other stuff.

At 1/16/15 01:40 AM, Sevkat wrote: Caution: Jrob has really bad taste in metal.
He likes Mastadon! How shit!

I think Crack the Skye and Blood Mountain were excellent and pretty much all of Ihsahn's albums have been about perfect. Have you heard the Adversary, angL or After?


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 09:51:27


At 1/16/15 09:24 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I think Crack the Skye and Blood Mountain were excellent and pretty much all of Ihsahn's albums have been about perfect. Have you heard the Adversary, angL or After?

I've heard all of Ihsahn's albums


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 10:00:27


At 1/16/15 09:51 AM, JRob wrote:
At 1/16/15 09:24 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: I think Crack the Skye and Blood Mountain were excellent and pretty much all of Ihsahn's albums have been about perfect. Have you heard the Adversary, angL or After?
I've heard all of Ihsahn's albums

I was asking kitteh if he has.


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 12:45:48


Rock ain't all bad, I ain't a big fan but the shit you hear on the radio doesn't even compare


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At 1/16/15 02:32 PM, CiviLies wrote: HOLY SHIT HOW HAS NO ONE EVEN YET MENTIONED THE KING OF ROCK ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING KIDDING

Elvis was a hack though.


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Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 14:39:13


At 1/16/15 02:33 PM, Slint wrote:
At 1/16/15 02:32 PM, CiviLies wrote: HOLY SHIT HOW HAS NO ONE EVEN YET MENTIONED THE KING OF ROCK ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING KIDDING
Elvis was a hack though.

What makes you think that?

Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 15:23:38


At 1/16/15 03:14 PM, Sekhem wrote:
At 1/16/15 02:39 PM, CiviLies wrote:
At 1/16/15 02:33 PM, Slint wrote:
At 1/16/15 02:32 PM, CiviLies wrote: HOLY SHIT HOW HAS NO ONE EVEN YET MENTIONED THE KING OF ROCK ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING KIDDING
Elvis was a hack though.
What makes you think that?
elvis was a hero to most
but he never meant shit to me you see
straight up racist that sucker was
simple and plain
motherfuck him and john wayne
cause i'm black and i'm proud

Okay, I'll give you credit for that PE post, because I love PE, but I never figured out why anyone accused Elvis of being racist, least of all Chuck D.

Response to Rock Is Retarded 2015-01-16 15:33:02


At 1/16/15 10:00 AM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 1/16/15 09:51 AM, JRob wrote: I've heard all of Ihsahn's albums
I was asking kitteh if he has.

Sev doesn't listen to Ihsahn


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