in order to win the favour of our lord and savior jesus christ, you must adopt the posting style and mannerisms of another user while posting in this thread

if you imitate the same user more than once itt, you lose

if you forget to @summon that user at the end of your post, you lose

if you do not accept the lamb jesus christ into your heart, you lose and will burn in hell forever with the other democrats

--superbit64

@supergandhi64

You can post quick asides out of character in grey-text.
Unrelated: I got quads. Check 'em. :^)

I'm a bit confused by the thread, do we have to mention that we're awesome like DoctorStrongbad?

All the medals in this thread work, and I earned them all.

@DoctorStrongbad

@BumFodder
I'm gay and like big cocks in my arse

I'm @sevkat.

your retarded.

At 12/17/14 09:04 PM, cga-999 wrote: I'm @sevkat.

your retarded.

@cga-999
I'm gay and like big cocks in my arse

I'll do @sevkat again.

that sounded wrong.

eh lmao

This thread is full of a bunch of Wegras.

@NippleManOfMillk

At 12/17/14 09:09 PM, cga-999 wrote: I'll do @sevkat again.

that sounded wrong.

eh lmao

eh lmao

At 12/17/14 09:03 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: @BrenTheMan
let jesus deep inside you or else I'll eat your large intestine you filthy sinner....
misread as intimidate...never mind dear carry on...

That's OK.

I've already written a lengthy review for your post. You got 4.5/5 stars for effort. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to write another 700 reviews today if I want to meet my quota.

@Ericho

At 12/17/14 09:03 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: @BrenTheMan
let jesus deep inside you or else I'll eat your large intestine you filthy sinner....
misread as intimidate...never mind dear carry on...

Oh boy...I guess I better comply...

At 12/17/14 09:22 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 12/17/14 09:03 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: @BrenTheMan
let jesus deep inside you or else I'll eat your large intestine you filthy sinner....
misread as intimidate...never mind dear carry on...

Oh boy...I guess I better comply...

"The most powerful position is on your knees" so true.

I'm Bit, and I'm afraid that the last few posters should have read the topic starter. You guys lose.

@Bit

@NGPulp

Well ain't this a peice-a-shit imitation?

Your face...

WHY CAN'T I BE YOU

@NekoMiko

S-Sorry for locking your thread... S-Sorry, b-b-but it was against the rules... Uhm... I g-g-guess I'll only ban you for a d-day.
P-Please don't be bad ;_;

Also I like cats.

@amaranthus

"YOU PROBABLY HAVE AUTISM"

"I'm mature. I'm 16 now."

@sevkat

Im a gay furry who loves cocks. I dress up in womens clothes and fuck them every day.

I'm @Xenomit. The most perfect specimen alive, you cannot have me but you can envy me from afar. I am fairly wealthy, so don't tell me I am a peasant, because I only dine and live in the most high end patrician taste known to man. I like to think myself as close to god, but without any corruptness of power. I am the envy of all men around, and any woman who objects is surely in the wrong and will pay.

At 12/17/14 10:21 PM, Boomstick wrote: I'm @Xenomit. The most perfect specimen alive, you cannot have me but you can envy me from afar. I am fairly wealthy, so don't tell me I am a peasant, because I only dine and live in the most high end patrician taste known to man. I like to think myself as close to god, but without any corruptness of power. I am the envy of all men around, and any woman who objects is surely in the wrong and will pay.

@Xenomit

>White Americans have an average IQ of 103 (tied for 5th highest globally)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_intelligence#US_test_scores

>White Americans score 7th highest internationally on PISA reading comprehension test.

http://www.vdare.com/articles/pisa-scores-show-demography-is-destiny-in-education-too-but-washington-doesnt-want-you-to-k

>White Americans have an average income of $55,000

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2009/09/chart_american_income_by_race.html

>White Americans have a adjusted Disposable Income of $39,000 - the highest in the OECD (even when adjusted for the benefits of the welfare state and government healthcare).

http://www.oecd-ilibrary.org/docserver/download/3010161ec007.pdf?expires=1361821064&id=id&accname=guest&checksum=111DB29091BC3407ECF14955A76F6434

>White Americans have an unemployment rate of 6.6% http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t02.htm

>White Americans have an average net worth of $110,000

http://money.cnn.com/2012/06/21/news/economy/wealth-gap-race/index.htm
>White Americans have a murder rate of only around 3.5 per 100,000 - equivalent to the European average.

http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=5969

and finally...

>White Americans have a gun ownership rate of 44%, well above blacks and hispanics and by far the highest rate in the developed world.

http://www.statisticbrain.com/gun-ownership-statistics-demographics/

If one simply looks at the white population of every nation, White Americans are arguably the most developed in the world (when a range of indicators are examined). This is all the more impressive because there are 200 MILLION of them and they are surrounded by 100 million non-whites dragging them down.

White Americans truly are the Master Race.

Even the British acknoledge American superiority

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVAKghnzxzM

@Xenomit

I know your saying your argument was x, but I'm telling you it's actually y.

Im me
@poinl

Everyone:

hey gius i did drug for the first time and kiss girl!!

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@Wegra

FUCK ALL THOSE <INSERT POLITICAL GROUP OR IDEOLOGY HERE> I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN THEM AND AM IN NO WAY PERPETUATING STUPID AND ANTIQUATED OPINIONS LIKE THE REST OF THEM EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH SOUTH PARK IT PROVIDES ALL THE SOLUTIONS WE NEED ALSO I BELONG IN BIG RED BOX AND SHOULD BE CARRIED AROUND BY CONSTRUCTION WORKERS CAUSE I'M SUCH A FUCKING TOOL MY FAVORITE HOBBY IS GOBBLING HORSE COCK NOM NOM SLURP SLURP

-every single one of nuclearinfected's posts

Hey, I'm @Zachary and I like Rush. I'm also ridiculously handsome. Please stop confusing me with ZJ.

@Slint

Johnny Cash sucks.

At 12/17/14 09:03 PM, someaveragechap wrote: I'm a bit confused by the thread

That's because it sucks.

"But first, let me make a thread!"
@TheGameChanger

"Hey guys have you ever ____?"
"If you ___, would you ____?"
"What was your first ____?"
"___ that everyone's already made a hundred threads about this week? Make that a hundred and one!"
"Let's play a dumb forum game!"

Hey look at me, I'm @Idiot-Finder.

Whoop. Found one.

God I miss it when he did that...