Hey NG! I'm a useless fuck :D. Where can I buy some skills and talent?
Where can I buy talent?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen_Actors_Guild
Of course you will need Hollywood levels of money to pay them, but you never said anything about upper caps on amount of money you were willing to spend.
At 12/3/14 11:59 AM, Voltage wrote:At 12/3/14 11:21 AM, YouCanUseThisName wrote: Hey NG! I'm a useless fuck :D. Where can I buy some skills and talent?Where can I buy a vowel for how vague your request is?
I will give you a free vowel from my cereal. Unfortunately my cereal is cheerios instead of alpha bits so the vowel you get is "o" but think of all the words you can make with just a single "o"! Words such as "o" and "o" and even, and I know you're not going to believe this, but "o".
I bought mine fron ebay. It has served me well so far
At 12/3/14 12:11 PM, LiquidFire wrote: I bought mine fron ebay. It has served me well so far
I ordered some intelligence off Ebay but it hasn't be delivered yet.
At 12/3/14 12:37 PM, YouCanUseThisName wrote:At 12/3/14 12:11 PM, LiquidFire wrote: I bought mine fron ebay. It has served me well so farI ordered some intelligence off Ebay but it hasn't be delivered yet.
You cant buy intelligence on ebay, silly. You have to go to the CIA for that.
At 12/3/14 11:21 AM, YouCanUseThisName wrote: Hey NG! I'm a useless fuck :D.
Oh I'll be the judge of that!
It's time for some quality time with Grem, bitch!
At 12/3/14 11:21 AM, YouCanUseThisName wrote: Hey NG! I'm a useless fuck :D. Where can I buy some skills and talent?
sure shawy! I can sing pretty well... I think... ;/
Some of these jokes are bland and unimaginative.
You guys should really invest in buying a talent. With a talent comes a success, and with success comes a happiness?
It's a triple deal care package. Time to spend some $ you cheap bastards
winner of the first annual NG Hunger games
life is just a trek, a quest to obtain knowledge, power, perhaps domination. maybe someone will win the race someday
Well, even with no skills you still have more talent than Justin Bieber, so that's a good start.
Don't listen to these egay figs telling you to buy from that trash website.
Amazon is always where it's at.
At 12/3/14 01:34 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Dude it's easy... Sell your soul to Satan...
Been there,... done that.
I've heard people say "That person bought their talent."
And I think, okay. Then how does that work? Because they were poor before they became famous so...
Voice of Pipistrella in Pit People, Riley from Zonestream. Voice of Lily, Aurora and Lenora in Everwing
At 12/3/14 01:34 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Dude it's easy... Sell your soul to Satan...
HAIL SATAN! Oh dark lord Lucifer praise anti Christ deliver us from righteousness into sin.
keep on Reaping on
Matthew 25:29
For whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.
If you were given no talents, you shall recieve none.
At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.
At 12/3/14 11:21 AM, YouCanUseThisName wrote: Hey NG! I'm a useless fuck :D. Where can I buy some skills and talent?
eBay.
"Are you tired of wishing that you could do anything instead of actually doing anything? Is your life riddled with hundreds of dissatisfying attempts at creating something awesome? We can help. Hi, Billy Mays here to-"
Oh, wait, he's dead...
...shit...
I dunno, try eBay.
Or perhaps the guy behind the mall who sells special pills that let you see Christ who will tell you your talents and everything. Just don't get caught, okay?
If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...
I bought it from a seedy man that hangs around the playground behind my house. He sold it for me for $3.50. It was a good deal
You fucking don't, now shut your fucking mouth up.
Talent is something you fucking gain.
Play from your fuckin' heart, man.
At 12/15/14 10:51 AM, NGPulp wrote: You fucking don't, now shut your fucking mouth up.
Talent is something you fucking gain.
Play from your fuckin' heart, man.
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At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.
It's free! You just have to know where to look. ;)
At 12/15/14 10:51 AM, NGPulp wrote: You fucking don't, now shut your fucking mouth up.
Talent is something you fucking gain.
Play from your fuckin' heart, man.
Dude, where did you buy your passion man? I need some of that.
At 12/16/14 11:19 AM, YouCanUseThisName wrote: Dude, where did you buy your passion man? I need some of that.
Are you referring to the mental state or the cologne?
At 12/16/14 09:17 PM, NGPulp wrote:At 12/16/14 11:19 AM, YouCanUseThisName wrote: Dude, where did you buy your passion man? I need some of that.Are you referring to the mental state or the cologne?
Both.
At 12/15/14 08:53 AM, bzzzooooo wrote: I bought it from a seedy man that hangs around the playground behind my house. He sold it for me for $3.50. It was a good deal
You too? Wait. $3.50?!?
And I thought $74.95 was a great deal.
Dammit.
If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...
