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If males could only cum once...

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If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 08:54:36


So in this hypothetical world males can only produce semen for one ejaculation, their bodies wouldn't produce anymore after that initial amount. How would this change behaviour and society?

Would there be a cult attempting to get people to waste their single load to lower population and perhaps make the race extinct?
Would there be chastity used to prevent people from masturbating to keep them able to reproduce?
Would there be scientists extracting the semen and either trying to find ways to reproduce it or keep it stored for as many artificial pregnancies as possible?

What do you think would happen to the society of such a world?


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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 10:20:14


At 11/11/14 09:38 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Could we still have orgasms?

Because if so, I think most people would freeze their load in a sperm bank. That way we could sitill have all the sex we want.

Yeah, this would without a doubt be my solution.

Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 10:49:17


At 11/11/14 10:44 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: We'd all go extinct.

"Billy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"It is too late mother, my curiosity got the best of me"

Billy's always fucking things up.

My load would have been wasted years ago.


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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 10:56:53


Porn with cumshots would be ludicrously rare.

Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 11:02:33


At 11/11/14 11:00 AM, TecNoir wrote:
At 11/11/14 10:56 AM, DragonTherapist wrote: Porn with cumshots would be ludicrously rare.
Or faked.

*GOOD porn with cumshots

Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 11:12:02


Every male would become sterile immediately.


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There are several species of insects who engage in sexual cannibalism, where the male gets eaten before, during or after copulation, so in practice they're only capable of ejaculating once before dying, unless they escape, which is rare. Those species are still around, so I don't think it would be that big of a problem if this unlikely scenario came to be.


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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 15:15:30


At 11/11/14 10:42 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I don't like this hypothetical universe.

Does that mean that the females cum a lot more than the males? You could use that to your advantage.

Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 15:17:34


At 11/11/14 03:15 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Does that mean that the females cum a lot more than the males?

Considering females can't cum that seems doubtful, even in a situation like this.

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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 17:00:55


At 11/11/14 08:54 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: So in this hypothetical world males can only produce semen for one ejaculation, their bodies wouldn't produce anymore after that initial amount. How would this change behaviour and society?
What do you think would happen to the society of such a world?

Get rich selling your load. I'm sure there'd be a black market for cum.
Dealers would take to the streets selling illegal synthetic cum to desperate women.
Might make it illegal to masturbate, which would suck.
The last thing anyone needs is a middle aged woman holding gun to their head demanding they touch themselves.

Infinite possibilities.
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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 17:04:54


It would be nice if men were like drone bees:

They chase after a virgin queen bee, pop out their genitals, cum inside the new queen, and then fall away and die happy.

Wouldn't it be nice if men's first orgasm was the greatest and only one?


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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 18:09:30


All males would have a transmitter in their body which sends a message to the Jizz Harvesters as soon as the semen is ready.

The Jizz Harvesters arrive on the scene with a a jizz bowl. Since they're dealing with teenage boys, they don't even need to do any touching. They just unbutton their shirt while their partner stands by with the bowl.

Here's a pic. Note: the male Jizz Collector is waiting in the back of the room with the jizz bowl hidden behind his back because, statistically, he's less likely to be needed.

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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 22:14:46


At 11/11/14 02:44 PM, Sensationalism wrote: It would all be wasted on 13 year olds and wet dreams and we'd all go extinct.

Never thought of that, but yeah... We would go extinct


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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 22:19:27


At 11/11/14 10:16 PM, Cordyceps wrote: I'd still jerk it

Good for you.

Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 22:25:59


Cloning would be a thing.
Mandatory sperm freezing too.
To the theory of 2 parents making only 1 child - consider that there is the possibility of twins or triplets, as well as using the same sperm sample for multiple eggs.
Rape would skyrocket. Prostitution would become legal. Age limit for legal consensual sex would all but disappear in time. It would become fashionable and even profitable to "save yourself" for traditional insemination. Several hundreds of thousands of people in various birth control industries would instantly lose their jobs.


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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 23:05:21


At 11/11/14 08:54 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Would there be a cult attempting to get people to waste their single load to lower population and perhaps make the race extinct?

Literally my first thought was you could get people to go around giving people handjobs to do this. Although if all it takes is one wet dream, that might not be necessary.


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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 23:13:14


At 11/11/14 10:16 PM, Cordyceps wrote: I'd still jerk it

If the Jizz Harvesters don't get you first.

Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 23:21:28


Hello new no masturbation laws for males.

Also condom sells for men will be in the shitter due to their being no need for men to buy them.

Next off all those talk shows who make a killing off of teen pregnancy shows and Pertunity tests won't exist or will be less popular due to their being far less of them happening.

Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 23:36:18


I would have been screwed out of my semen a long time ago.


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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-11 23:37:41


I would have been empty of semen at age 15.

Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-12 00:22:19


At 11/11/14 11:18 PM, Monster-64 wrote:
At 11/11/14 11:13 PM, Bit wrote:
At 11/11/14 10:16 PM, Cordyceps wrote: I'd still jerk it
If the Jizz Harvesters don't get you first.
You say that like that's a bad thing, but what if Natalie Portman WAS the harvester?

I tried.

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Response to If males could only cum once... 2014-11-12 08:00:29


We'd probably be outta here within the first few years of existence.