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No Fap November!

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-30 09:01:20


At 10/29/14 07:07 PM, Denton wrote:
At 10/29/14 05:23 PM, Lorkas wrote: Blablabla
So you're in?

Fuck it son count me in!!


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NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 20:00:40



No Fap November: 2014 - 2022

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 20:07:02


I'm not participating, but I dare anyone to go an entire YEAR without fapping.

Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 20:11:46


Okay so I fapped and it was past 12 so does it still count?

Fuck it I wanna do this, don't kick me out just yet, let's just say I start from the actual DAY of day one, not the fucking night.


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NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 21:29:20


Better fap fast for the last two and a half hours before this ball gets rolling.


Ecchi first, ask questions never.

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 21:40:35


At 10/31/14 08:11 PM, Lorkas wrote: Okay so I fapped and it was past 12 so does it still count?

Fuck it I wanna do this, don't kick me out just yet, let's just say I start from the actual DAY of day one, not the fucking night.

Haha! Alright it's cool i guess


No Fap November: 2014 - 2022

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 21:42:50


At 10/31/14 09:40 PM, Denton wrote:
At 10/31/14 08:11 PM, Lorkas wrote: Okay so I fapped and it was past 12 so does it still count?

Fuck it I wanna do this, don't kick me out just yet, let's just say I start from the actual DAY of day one, not the fucking night.
Haha! Alright it's cool i guess

fuckin oath cunt!!


My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12

NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 21:51:46


At 10/28/14 12:48 PM, Denton wrote:
Sexual activities with a partner is allowed.

Ok, rule-change suggestion: those of us without partners need a mitigator too. Can we at least look at porn?


"Now I'm a private eye-cum-negotiator..."

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 21:55:51


I already lost. Can I get a refund?

Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 23:06:30


At 10/31/14 09:55 PM, Bit wrote: I already lost. Can I get a refund?

Wow already?

At 10/31/14 10:13 PM, HomicidialFrog wrote:
At 10/31/14 09:51 PM, Bled-Red21 wrote:
At 10/28/14 12:48 PM, Denton wrote:
Sexual activities with a partner is allowed.
Ok, rule-change suggestion: those of us without partners need a mitigator too. Can we at least look at porn?
Looking at porn would increase your chances of failure, though. It's best to not even THINK of porn/sex/nudity as much as you possibly can.

This. Watching porn can have a negative effect on your sex life as well so this challenge is also a good way to decrease your porn addiction.


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Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 23:42:29


At 10/31/14 11:06 PM, Denton wrote:
At 10/31/14 09:55 PM, Bit wrote: I already lost. Can I get a refund?
Wow already?

The struggle is real.

Response to No Fap November! 2014-10-31 23:59:01


At 10/31/14 11:50 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 10/31/14 11:42 PM, Bit wrote: The struggle is real.
It's 11:50 on the East Coast of America so we're going to pretend you didn't lose yet.

I'd better find a girlfriend real quick. I don't want to lose again.

Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 00:51:58


I started jerking and had to stop early before midnight dick is still hard


keep on Reaping on

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 08:10:13


DAY ONE: The taunting morning stiffy.


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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 10:03:58


At 11/1/14 09:59 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Haha, I just lost!

Fuck's sake, it was the turtles stuff wasn't it? It's not on.

Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 10:09:52


At 11/1/14 10:05 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Do you guys seriously lack that much willpower or am I just borderline impotent?

It might not be so much about willpower but rather about the lack of things to occupy oneself with. Believe it or not but there is such a thing where one just masturbates out of sheer boredom.

Also, yeah you're probably impotent.


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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 10:32:14


At 11/1/14 10:12 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/1/14 10:09 AM, Mismo wrote:
If all else fails stare at a wall and think about life. It will make you too sad to get sexually excited.

I hope that helps.

Slow down there mister I'm not out of the game yet.

Yet

So at the end of the month I expect prize money, a comb for my beard, and Viagra.

The prize is the right to shallow boasting, such as "I once went a whole month without masturbating" or "lol! I didn't need to fap, I got a gurl/boifriend".


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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 10:40:38


At 11/1/14 09:59 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Haha, I just lost!

What a shame.


No Fap November: 2014 - 2022

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 10:43:46 (edited 2014-11-01 10:44:15)


At 11/1/14 09:59 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Hey dude, look at the bright side;

If by the end of the month, you're still single and you've won,

atleast you wasted a month of your fucking life not masturbating.

Oh wait that won't really make you feel better. sorry.

This post almost nearly triggered me.

Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 11:01:19


At 11/1/14 10:48 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/1/14 10:43 AM, Bit wrote: This post almost nearly triggered me.
Good, I'm aiming to win.

You will lose.

No Fap November!


No Fap November: 2014 - 2022

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 11:16:57


At 11/1/14 11:01 AM, Denton wrote:
At 11/1/14 10:48 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:
At 11/1/14 10:43 AM, Bit wrote: This post almost nearly triggered me.
Good, I'm aiming to win.
You will lose.

Is Dolph going house to house, viciously masturbating people?


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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 11:47:56 (edited 2014-11-01 11:50:04)


Its no shave November you dolt.
Tell you what, I won't fap as long as this thread is kept alive.

Wait, are nipple play and anal play allowed?

Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 12:36:49


At 11/1/14 11:47 AM, killer32 wrote: Its no shave November you dolt.
Tell you what, I won't fap as long as this thread is kept alive.

Wait, are nipple play and anal play allowed?

I don't make the rules but I don't think ass play is allowed. Unless someone is playing with, since the point of this challenge is pretty much about hooking up actually people and have sex with them rather than being content with staying at home masturbating.

Nipple play, is a bit more in the gray I guess.


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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 17:15:36


Note to self: Shadbase is also a no no for this month.


Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 20:13:50


At 10/27/14 06:39 PM, Denton wrote: The benefits

-Increased confidence
-Increased productivity
-Increased enjoyment in sexual encounters
-Sexual aggression (Good for the timid types)
-More energetic
-Less sleep required, earlier mornings/later retirement
-Increased attention from women, they notice you more (increased eye contact, smiles etc.)
-Better ability to talk to the opposite sex, less stuttering/nervousness etc.
-Better in the gym, increased lifts.
-Better facial features (a certain "glow" to the skin, which people notice)
-Overall feeling and looking more Alpha, to which both men and women notice.

I've gone without fapping for about 6 months last year and experienced none of those benefits. Especially the "women noticing me" part.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 20:23:41


first day, no fabbage. Might as well throw in the towel, November.


~Sweet memories of us I do recall~

~Dear angel please come back before I fall~

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 20:26:10 (edited 2014-11-01 20:26:31)


At 11/1/14 08:16 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: I'll hold Denton if you kick him in the face for lying.

I'll cum on his face instead, both violating nofapnovember and humiliating him - utterly depriving him of his will to live.

**EDIT: unless... he's like totally into that >_>


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 21:17:53


At 11/1/14 05:27 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: How's everyone holding out?....

I'm....I'm totally fine,

I'm making a thanksgiving turkey out of November

Me 1 November 0


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Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-01 21:28:18


If I go a few days without jacking off, I get severe depression. Masturbation, drugs and happy, cheerful things are the only things combating my major depression.

Response to No Fap November! 2014-11-02 01:50:40


Oh, I forgot this was a thing.
Failed already anyway. Fapping is literally my only motivation for getting out of bed in the morning.