Out-do the user above!

[TheGamechanger]

Welcome, my fellow people of Newgrounds!

For this thread, you'll be trying to out-do whatever the above user does, in a qualitative and/or quantitative way.

Example:

Above User: I own a flaming sword.

Below User: Pfft! That's nothing! I own a flaming sword with a built-in laser pulse cannon!

Once you have out-done the user above, you must say something new that the next user has to top.

I'll start with the words below:

I am a black-belt ninja with Wolverine-claws.

[Teddiikun]

At 10/24/14 04:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I am a black-belt ninja with Wolverine-claws.

I am a black-belt ninja with Wolverine-claws and spider-man powers

I'm a level 90 paladin

[DraxoBox]

At 10/24/14 04:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I am a black-belt ninja with Wolverine-claws.

I am a GOD with four arms that all have Wolverine-claws.

[M-Maher]

At 10/24/14 04:56 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 10/24/14 04:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I am a black-belt ninja with Wolverine-claws.

I am a GOD with four arms that all have Wolverine-claws.

I'm not a fucking virgin pretending to be shit on the internet.

Get rekt m8.

[TheGamechanger]

At 10/24/14 04:55 PM, Teddiikun wrote:
I'm a level 90 paladin

I'm a level 100 paladin with invincibility powers!

I am Fort Knox.

[DraxoBox]

At 10/24/14 05:01 PM, M-Maher wrote:

At 10/24/14 04:56 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 10/24/14 04:52 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I am a black-belt ninja with Wolverine-claws.

I am a GOD with four arms that all have Wolverine-claws.

I'm not a fucking virgin pretending to be shit on the internet.

Get rekt m8.

Do you own roller skates?

[Solwings]

At 10/24/14 05:03 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:

Do you own roller skates?

i own a f*cking 9001 dollar computer

[DraxoBox]

At 10/24/14 05:23 PM, DalexJ1337 wrote:

At 10/24/14 05:03 PM, Pixelwiz wrote:

Do you own roller skates?

i own a f*cking 9001 dollar computer

Hm, that won't work at all. Do you have any sort of wheeled object that you can slip your feet into?

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 10/25/14 07:15 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I hate this forum.

I hate you.

[Radaketor]

At 10/25/14 07:15 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I hate this forum.

Aw shucks, we care about you too, man.

[argile]

At 10/25/14 08:11 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 10/25/14 08:09 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:

At 10/25/14 07:15 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I hate this forum.

I hate you.

Funny, for a moment it looked like you thought I'd give a shit.

There is scent of arrogance coming from the air ,I believe it's coming from somewhere ...maybe you perhaps.

[TheGamechanger]

Everyone! Did you not read the original post? I clearly said that once you have already outdone the person above, you must then say something completely different that the next person has to out-do!

EXAMPLE: Person 1: I own a lightsaber.

Person 2: I own a lightsaber with a built-in popcorn machine! I rule my own city.

Person 3: I rule a country! I won $100.

Person 4: I won $1,000,000!..................etc.

[DamnedByFate]

At 10/24/14 05:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 10/24/14 04:55 PM, Teddiikun wrote:
I'm a level 90 paladin

I'm a level 100 paladin with invincibility powers!

I am Fort Knox.

I own Fort Knox!

Outdo this:
I actually read the OP.

[TheGamechanger]

At 10/25/14 10:07 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/24/14 05:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 10/24/14 04:55 PM, Teddiikun wrote:
I'm a level 90 paladin

I'm a level 100 paladin with invincibility powers!

I am Fort Knox.

I own Fort Knox!

Outdo this:
I actually read the OP.

I read the OP as well as instructions on how to build a Death Star.

I climbed to the top of Mt. Everest.

[ThePulp]

Wow, look at this thread.

[DamnedByFate]

At 10/25/14 10:16 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I climbed to the top of Mt. Everest.

I climbed to the top of Mt. Everest without oxygen.

I am the King of the Portal.

[DamnedByFate]

At 10/25/14 10:29 AM, fieldertiger wrote: I am the God of the Portal. I also own many Portal trophies in honor of my name.

I'm smart enough to know there is no God of the Portal.

I still feel like the only one who knows how this works. (Yes, outdo this.)

[DamnedByFate]

At 10/25/14 10:37 AM, fieldertiger wrote:

One reply in and then I already had myself a battle that might derail this thread.

Well, I'm trying my hardest to keep the thread on track. So, in the good old idiot-proof fashion:

Outdo this: I never take internet fights seriously.

[Install-a-Friend]

At 10/25/14 10:41 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/25/14 10:37 AM, fieldertiger wrote:

One reply in and then I already had myself a battle that might derail this thread.

Well, I'm trying my hardest to keep the thread on track. So, in the good old idiot-proof fashion:

Outdo this: I never take internet fights seriously.

I have a girlfriend.

[TheGamechanger]

At 10/25/14 10:41 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/25/14 10:37 AM, fieldertiger wrote:

One reply in and then I already had myself a battle that might derail this thread.

Well, I'm trying my hardest to keep the thread on track. So, in the good old idiot-proof fashion:

Outdo this: I never take internet fights seriously.

The times that I do take those fights seriously is when I use my rocket launcher.

Outdo: I am Cthulhu.

[DamnedByFate]

At 10/25/14 10:44 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Outdo: I am Cthulhu.

I am Odin.

Outdo: I sailed around the world.

[TheGamechanger]

At 10/25/14 10:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/25/14 10:44 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Outdo: I am Cthulhu.

I am Odin.

Outdo: I sailed around the world.

I sailed around the world in a pirate ship full of gold coins.

Outdo: I beat a Terminator Sumo-Wrestler in a fight.

[Chdonga]

I live in my parents' basement. My diet consists of Mtn. Dew and Hot Pockets. The only girl I've ever been with is my Izumo Kamiki dakimakura. I patrol the boards of 4chan and delete threads that I don't like.

And I do it for free.

[TheGamechanger]

At 10/25/14 11:06 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 10/25/14 11:06 AM, Chdonga wrote: I live in my parents' basement. My diet consists of Mtn. Dew and Hot Pockets. The only girl I've ever been with is my Izumo Kamiki dakimakura. I patrol the boards of 4chan and delete threads that I don't like.

And I do it for free.

My penis is a sword.

Neither one of you has fully read the original post. Try again.

[Jester]

At 10/25/14 11:06 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 10/25/14 11:06 AM, Chdonga wrote: I live in my parents' basement. My diet consists of Mtn. Dew and Hot Pockets. The only girl I've ever been with is my Izumo Kamiki dakimakura. I patrol the boards of 4chan and delete threads that I don't like.

And I do it for free.

My penis is a sword.

My dick is black.

[TheGamechanger]

At 10/25/14 11:13 AM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 10/25/14 11:10 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Neither one of you has fully read the original post. Try again.

We're not really obligated to follow the rules of a thread a user made.

That's pretty much the same thing as derailing a thread, so please stop.

[DamnedByFate]

At 10/25/14 10:55 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 10/25/14 10:48 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 10/25/14 10:44 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Outdo: I am Cthulhu.

I am Odin.

Outdo: I sailed around the world.

I sailed around the world in a pirate ship full of gold coins.

Outdo: I beat a Terminator Sumo-Wrestler in a fight.

I beat two Terminator Sumo-Wrestlers in a fight, at once.

Outdo: I can eat a thousand hotdogs.

[KillerSkull]

At 10/25/14 12:38 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I beat two Terminator Sumo-Wrestlers in a fight, at once.

Outdo: I can eat a thousand hotdogs.

I can balance four plates on my nose!

[Makakaov]

At 10/25/14 11:10 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 10/25/14 11:06 AM, Monster-64 wrote: My penis is a sword.

Neither one of you has fully read the original post. Try again.

My penis is a flaming rocket launcher with auto 360 quickstope macro.

[DamnedByFate]

At 10/25/14 12:43 PM, KillerSkull wrote:

At 10/25/14 12:38 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I beat two Terminator Sumo-Wrestlers in a fight, at once.

Outdo: I can eat a thousand hotdogs.

I can balance four plates on my nose!

I actually got the concept of this game...