At 10/25/14 12:38 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
Outdo: I can eat a thousand hotdogs.

I can eat a thousand hot dogs that are full of spices!

Outdo: I'm a Shiny Rayquaza.

At 11/9/14 11:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Outdo: I'm a Shiny Rayquaza.

I'm a Pokemon trainer that traps you inside one of my balls forever and only lets you out when he gets lonely and needs somebody to read his terrible poetry to

Outdo: My mom and Dad love me

At 11/9/14 11:39 PM, Chocomilk wrote:

At 11/9/14 11:02 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Outdo: I'm a Shiny Rayquaza.

I'm a Pokemon trainer that traps you inside one of my balls forever and only lets you out when he gets lonely and needs somebody to read his terrible poetry to

Outdo: My mom and Dad love me

I don't need other people to tell me I'm awesome.

Outdo: My shit doesn't stink.

At 11/10/14 10:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Outdo: My shit doesn't stink.

My shit smells like butterflies.

I have an Androidb that does everything.

At 11/17/14 06:38 PM, TheDisharmony wrote:

At 11/10/14 10:24 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Outdo: My shit doesn't stink.

My shit smells like butterflies.

I have an Androidb that does everything

I have an Death Star that does everything.

Outdo: I'm Iron Man

At 11/17/14 06:40 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Outdo: I'm Iron Man

I'm Steel Man.

At 11/17/14 10:40 PM, vixuzar wrote: I'm mega man

I created Mega Man.

But in order to break the chain, outdo this:
I have a Death Note.

At 11/19/14 05:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/17/14 10:40 PM, vixuzar wrote: I'm mega man

I created Mega Man.

But in order to break the chain, outdo this:
I have a Death Note.

i'm a shinigami.

At 11/19/14 12:27 PM, MrPercie wrote: I'm a Shinsengumi

My breakfast was a Shinsengumi.

Outdo: I travel at light speed.

At 11/19/14 01:45 PM, Voltage wrote: I had breakfast... at light speed

I had you for breakfast at light speed.

And could you guys do me a favour and read the OP, please? It says you actually have to post something else for the next person to outdo. I'm getting sick of people not knowing how it works.

Anyway, outdo this: I breathe flames.

At 11/19/14 01:55 PM, Voltage wrote: i beat NG rumble blindfolded as Blockhead

I escaped from NG Rumble into reality. (no, seriously, look at my icon!)

Outdo: I could blow up the planet at any time. Don't make me mad.

At 11/19/14 02:03 PM, Voltage wrote:

At 11/19/14 01:59 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/19/14 01:55 PM, Voltage wrote: i beat NG rumble blindfolded as Blockhead

I escaped from NG Rumble into reality. (no, seriously, look at my icon!)

Outdo: I could blow up the planet at any time. Don't make me mad.

I could blow up the universe at any time just because I farted the wrong way, you can call me Beerus

outdo this: my ejaculations can burn holes in the ozone layer

My ejaculations can burn holes into the ozone layer, AND land in your mom!

Outdo: I know that joke was lame.

At 11/19/14 02:08 PM, Voltage wrote: outdo: when I complain... nothing happens

When I complain, I get what I want!

Outdo: I am the god of rock'n'roll.

At 10/25/14 11:10 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

Neither one of you has fully read the original post. Try again.

none of you read the OP or the label on the back of the milk

I have 5 bathrooms in my house

At 11/19/14 06:21 PM, Maltos wrote:

At 10/25/14 11:10 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:

Neither one of you has fully read the original post. Try again.

none of you read the OP or the label on the back of the milk

I have 5 bathrooms in my house

I have 6, and each of them has Flatscrean T.V the squirts vanilla ice cream in your mouth when you open wide. Even on the pot.

I have a fat sidekick who can squirt his troubling emotions from nipples on his ass.

At 11/20/14 08:05 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Also, want to join my 360 420 #rekt MLG no-scope quick-scope lobby? You'll never beat me

That may be right, but if I ever create something, I'll make sure its name can be read.

Outdo: I go hunting with a bow and arrow.

At 11/20/14 03:09 PM, Vinnyy wrote: I go hunting with a plastic knife.

I can remember everything.

I know everything.

I hate the gamechanger

At 11/20/14 05:29 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 11/20/14 03:52 PM, darkjam wrote: I hate the gamechanger

hatred stems from fear.

I'm not scared of thegamechanger

I'm not scared of any user.

At 11/20/14 05:29 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 11/20/14 03:52 PM, darkjam wrote: I hate the gamechanger

hatred stems from fear.

I'm not scared of thegamechanger

And what does fear stem from?

At 11/20/14 06:29 PM, cga-999 wrote:

At 11/20/14 05:29 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 11/20/14 03:52 PM, darkjam wrote: I hate the gamechanger

hatred stems from fear.

I'm not scared of thegamechanger

I'm not scared of any user.

I have aids

[drops mic]

At 11/20/14 11:23 PM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote: I have aids

[drops mic]

I don't.

Outdo: I'm immune to AIDS.

At 11/22/14 11:04 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, without any milk.

I ate a bowl of hammers for breakfast, without any milk.

Outdo: I am the master of forum games.

At 11/22/14 11:14 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/22/14 11:04 AM, Vinnyy wrote: I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast, without any milk.

I ate a bowl of hammers for breakfast, without any milk.

Outdo: I am the master of forum games.

I am the god of forum games
Outdo: I rule the world.

At 11/22/14 12:42 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Outdo: I rule the world.

I rule the universe.

Outdo: I am Tom's alt.

At 11/22/14 12:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/22/14 12:42 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Outdo: I rule the world.

I rule the universe.

Outdo: I am Tom's alt.

I'm Wade's alt.

Outdo: I stubbed my toe last week, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

At 11/22/14 12:48 PM, poopmcfarts wrote:

At 11/22/14 12:46 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/22/14 12:42 PM, poopmcfarts wrote: Outdo: I rule the world.

I rule the universe.

Outdo: I am Tom's alt.

I'm Wade's alt.

Outdo: I stubbed my toe last week, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

I didn't cry at all.

Outdo: I fuck a bitch.