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Ever went over to a friends house..

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to eat, and food just ain't no good?


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 09:01:09


They have a 50 meters restraining order on me so i can't get close to their house, no.


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 09:09:14


I haven't been just to eat, but I was at one of my friend's house and ate a weird-tasting burrito.

Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 09:33:04


The last time I went to a friend's house was in 2008 or 2009.


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 09:47:56


Yeah. It was pasta with minced meat, but they were both so dry, I could barely eat it. I didn't say anything, because that would be rude. I just revenged him by cooking a quite small pizza for both of us when he came over.


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 09:55:09


Nope.
Food's always usually good.

Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 10:00:49



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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 10:51:02


I have no friends.


Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.

Formerly Schizo-sephy.

Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 10:59:58


Nope, I rarely leave my own home. Only time being when I need groceries, need to go to school, or work. My friend either comes visit me or we don't see each other at all.


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 11:21:11


My best friend's dad is a great cook. It's when they come over to my house that they're eating crap.


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 11:30:18


This one guy I know likes to microwave BBQ Doritos with cheese and bacon bits.


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 11:34:26


They normally have pizza delivered. It is hard to mess up pizza.


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 12:16:20



"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 18:11:00


I know what you mean. Last time I ate out a friend's asshole they didn't even bleach.

We were behind the supermarket though so I don't know if that counts.

Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-11 19:22:23


I don't mooch off of friends so .... no.

If someone offers me some food I'll take it, but I'd never go to someone's house just to eat their food. That'd be kinda wrong.


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 01:32:54


At 10/11/14 08:57 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I wish I had friends.
I cry errytyme.

hahahahahahhahahahahaha

Ever went over to a friends house..


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 11:18:17


I can't say I have.

I never felt comfortable eating in front of people, and on top of that, I always preferred to cook my own food.

It's a weird habit of mine, I have no idea where it started, but I just do not like the idea of someone other then me handling my food.

Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 13:35:10


I usually bring my own food, so it's usually really good.


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 14:15:40


It's happened before, and if the food isn't good, then I just resort to talking with them.


And I just finished my milk.

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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 14:29:51


Just pretend it's good, and hide it when no one is looking.

Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 14:34:12


At 10/12/14 02:29 PM, cga-999 wrote: Just pretend it's good, and hide it when no one is looking.

Ah yes, the practice of shoving food down the toilet, or the bin.


And I just finished my milk.

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At 10/12/14 02:34 PM, SockeyJockey wrote:
At 10/12/14 02:29 PM, cga-999 wrote: Just pretend it's good, and hide it when no one is looking.
Ah yes, the practice of shoving food down the toilet, or the bin.

Or in your pocket, a napkin, or in your colon.

Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 14:37:34


At 10/12/14 02:35 PM, cga-999 wrote:
At 10/12/14 02:34 PM, SockeyJockey wrote:
At 10/12/14 02:29 PM, cga-999 wrote: Just pretend it's good, and hide it when no one is looking.
Ah yes, the practice of shoving food down the toilet, or the bin.
Or in your pocket, a napkin, or in your colon.

Those who are rich can ship it off to a different country if they're willing to risk getting caught.


And I just finished my milk.

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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 14:39:51



Or in your pocket, a napkin, or in your colon.
Those who are rich can ship it off to a different country if they're willing to risk getting caught.

Ship it off to Africa, where it actually won't be wasted.

Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 14:42:32


At 10/12/14 02:39 PM, cga-999 wrote:

Or in your pocket, a napkin, or in your colon.
Those who are rich can ship it off to a different country if they're willing to risk getting caught.
Ship it off to Africa, where it actually won't be wasted.

Good idea. Maybe middle-class people might be able to do the same thing, but somewhere local, like your neighbour's garden, or the back of a Morrison's.


And I just finished my milk.

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Nope. I've went to some of my friends' houses, but the food was very good


till we overdose

Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 16:20:33


At 10/11/14 09:01 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Who needs friends when you have 4 cats.

but no.

Who needs friends when you have the internet?


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-12 17:40:56


At 10/11/14 10:00 AM, Mismo wrote: Sigh... Just skip to 9:30...

I'm so ashamed that no one got this. For shame NG community.


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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-13 01:56:38


At 10/12/14 05:40 PM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 10/11/14 10:00 AM, Mismo wrote: Sigh... Just skip to 9:30...
I'm so ashamed that no one got this. For shame NG community.

Nah it's my fault for being obscure.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Ever went over to a friends house.. 2014-10-13 05:02:15


At 10/11/14 09:55 AM, NGPulp wrote: Nope.
Food's always usually good.

This. I'm not a very picky eater so either it has a fuckton of cilantro in it or someone seriously dun goofed for me to not like it.


Happily ETS'd.

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