If you were the parent... And you are on YouTube... And find your son doing this
What would you do
How to smoke a twix bar
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I'd beat his genitals into a fine pulp for wasting a delicious Twix. I'm going to be an excellent father, you see.
Kill him, I have raised a son so retarded that there is no remedy but the sweet release of death for him.
At 9/8/14 04:16 PM, GodInACup wrote: I'd beat his genitals into a fine pulp for wasting a delicious Twix. I'm going to be an excellent father, you see.
To be fair, you would have been much better than what I could be potentially anyway.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
I'd take him to the grocery store, buy a whole carton of Twix bars, and make him smoke all of them nonstop. We'll see how much he likes smoking them then.
I'm not sure but it would be angry and sexual
At 9/8/14 04:11 PM, tox wrote:
If you were the parent... And you are on YouTube... And find your son doing this
What would you do
I would be ashamed to be that kid's father.
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
At 9/8/14 04:32 PM, FinaLee wrote: I'd take him to the grocery store, buy a whole carton of Twix bars, and make him smoke all of them nonstop. We'll see how much he likes smoking them then.
God dammit I was going to say that.
great idea though
