Share your most amusing stories of being high and or drunk and doing something.
I passed out in a cops front yard.. then went swimming in his backyard garden.
One time my nutsack ripped a big hole in someone's wall.
I recently kicked down a door this week drunk as fuck off Evan Williams Whiskey.
The day GTA 5 came out my gf gave me the best drunken bj I'v ever had.
Yep. Those are my amusing stories.
How does a foking ballsack tear a whole in a wall? Was it made out of paper?
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
At 8/28/14 08:49 AM, WahyahRanger wrote: I don't need to be drunk to break doors.
I do that when I'm sober and angry.
hey I do that to and holes in the drywall!
I would tell you but I'm a key witness in the shitstorm that I caused while drunk and you have to understand I can't share this info.
At 8/28/14 09:48 AM, Ama wrote:At 8/28/14 09:45 AM, Makakaov wrote: I would tell you but I'm a key witness in the shitstorm that I caused while drunk and you have to understand I can't share this info.At least give us a hint.
12 blow up dolls, somalian pirates, dead horse and fish bladder.
Not long ago while I was out drinking I gave a beggar a 100sek bill. That's worth about 16 american dollars. It's not an outrageous amount of money but definitely in the area "oh shit I would never give a beggar this much money while being sober".
This is where I wrote something funny
