Craigslist Flasher Killed My Dog!

[DragonBallDavid]

I was flashed today by a Craigslist flasher! I went on Craigslist today to find someone to drive me to work. He pulled up in a red Ford Focus and told me he'd drive me drive me for 11 dollars. I thought it was a good deal. He was wearing a long coat that went to his ankles like the one Bane has in Batman movie. So there we were in the car as he drove me to work as we were making small talk. Then things took a turn! All of a sudden he started speeding and said, "Watch this sick driving move"! Then there was a huge BUMP as if he hit something. He said, "Oh no! Check if I hit something"! So I got out of the car, but before I could check what it was he hit, he slammed open the door and opened his coat to expose his hairy cock as he screamed "WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE" while he was shaking it AROUND! Then he drove off and left me on the side of the highway without a car. To make this matter worse the thing he ran over was my MISSING DOG! To make matters ever more worst HE KILLED IT! I am so upset right now!

I called in sick to work, and luckily a guy named Kai picked me up in his car to take my dog to the taxadermy. I am currently in Kai's car as he is driving me there. Lets hope everything goes okay for me!

Discuss

[Captain-Slugworth]

I'm guessing today really isn't a good day for you

[Radaketor]

Your first mistake was using Craigslist.

[Amaranthus]

Stop trying so hard.

[Greasegoat]

Bloody hell. Number one, you shouldn't get a fucking stranger of the internet to drive you somewhere.

[NekoMika]

At 8/7/14 07:29 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Stop trying so hard.

At this point, all I've got to say since you seem to fabricating stories for attention at the moment.

[Amaranthus]

At 8/7/14 09:20 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 8/7/14 07:29 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Stop trying so hard.

At this point, all I've got to say since you seem to fabricating stories for attention at the moment.

Moi?

[NekoMika]

At 8/7/14 09:20 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Moi?

The OP in case you missed his "stolen" car story yesterday.

[Amaranthus]

At 8/7/14 09:22 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 8/7/14 09:20 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Moi?

The OP in case you missed his "stolen" car story yesterday.

Oh okay, just seemed weird that you responded to me and used "you".

[Bmwd]

This is why you should leave your dog in the house. Kids

[Idiot-Finder]

I was fully expecting the OP to claim that the flasher killed his dog by flashing his genitals at him, causing the poor animal to die from shock.