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The Clock Crew Situation

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-01-27 00:21:07


I have only been on NG for a few weeks and I have had the misfortune of witnessing more clock movies than I ever wanted to.

I have no problem with the Clock Crew as a group, however their movies are nothing short of painful. Occasionally the art work is of good quality, but the general bulk of them look thrown together. These movies rarely ever contain creative content, often they are insulting recreations of movies or random pointless violence. The voices of these Clocks are always done with a very primative voice simulator giving them a flat, emotionless feel. A similar problem is incurred by their trademark attribute: the clock face, it shows no attempt to incorporate a uniqueness to their work and denies almost all of the possibility of showing depth within a character.

To reiterate, despite not having any grudge against the Clock Crew as an organization, I feel an overwhelming loathing towards their works for their utter lack of any artistic merit.

Therefore, I will continue to vote 0 on all of the poorly made movies by this crew of fruits and I encourage everyone to follow my example.

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-01-27 15:16:17


I'll agree that i don't like most of the clock's movies, but why in the world should people who make anti clock movies should be banned. I mean there are "strawberry clock" movies that mock other artist. Come on it's not breaking any laws and it's harmless. Besides the clock crew are not angels, why do they expect everyone else to be.

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-01-28 21:40:29


At 1/23/04 05:30 PM, XxLivingDeadGirlxX wrote: Strawberry's movies include the infamous "B" movie, which is nothing but one frame with a single letter on it. Also, I believe 3, maybe 4, of Strawberry's movies have nothing but a note (in just one frame) promising PORN to people who vote 5. Strawberry Clock's movies are an INSULT to NG.

Sure Strawberry_Clock's movies suck but he is the leader of the clock crew. What do you spose I do? Say "Im going to join the the clock crew but i don't want to worship the very man responsible for creating it"? That would make me a hipocrite.


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Theirs only ONE "Hell Hammer", and it isn't a band... It's a drummer.

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-01-28 23:44:44


Another thing that would save you from being a hypocrite is to not follow a hypocritical trend.

This comment of yours damn near made my head explode. YOU are an idiot.

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-01-29 22:24:05


How could Strawberry_Clock have over 1000 accounts?

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-01-29 22:26:15


How could Strawberry_Clock have over 1000 accounts? Because I know for damn sure I'm not Strawberry_Clock

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-01-31 19:47:44


tell them to shut the fuck up they suck !!! -planning blams--- there fuckin morons they cry babys take it like mans dumbasses

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-01 03:45:54


O.o..I'm tired of the clocks personally,They make films against Foamy from what I've noticed,and now they're complaining about other people and crap.It's complete BS.=X

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-01 05:32:28


At 2/1/04 03:45 AM, Nyoko-Hime wrote: O.o..I'm tired of the clocks personally,They make films against Foamy from what I've noticed,and now they're complaining about other people and crap.It's complete BS.=X

You should check out cannibus_clock's profile then and see his very anti-foamy website. Man talk about HATE. His entire sight is nothing but anti-foamy.

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-04 07:54:41


At 1/28/04 11:44 PM, XxLivingDeadGirlxX wrote: Another thing that would save you from being a hypocrite is to not follow a hypocritical trend.

This comment of yours damn near made my head explode. YOU are an idiot.

At least im not lvl 7, n00b!!! The Clock Crew is not a hypocrrical trend. At least my user name is origenal unlike the millions of n00bs who call them selves dgedgdrgfd or other ideotic names like that.


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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-04 07:57:41


And anthore thing i did'nt just say i voted high on Strawberry_Clock, I also said orenge, pineapple and apple_ clock, dip shit


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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-04 08:08:24


At 1/31/04 07:47 PM, Carrot_Muffin wrote: tell them to shut the fuck up they suck !!! -planning blams--- there fuckin morons they cry babys take it like mans dumbasses

We blam movies that deserve to be blamed. Look whos talking, your not a clock so how the fuck would you know what we go thrue.

P.S. Shut up Muffin


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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-06 04:39:24


when you say clocks, i say losers. when you think it, i think massive clock genocide


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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-06 06:46:02


At 2/6/04 04:39 AM, Fiend_Lore wrote: when you say clocks, i say losers. when you think it, i think massive clock genocide

Like im relly going to listen to a 15 year old punk who says his job in "anime".


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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-06 10:26:39


must comment on that...lots of great clock entries coming out!! almost like a new slogan...Newgrounds: the clocks strike back

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-06 10:28:32


hahahaa this grammer fight is too funny

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-15 21:34:50


Jeez do you people have no lives just leev it alone ther are MANY MANY worse movies on newgrounds , why dont you complain about them and yes most clock moveis are crap but they have all the right to stay on this site with all the other crappy movies. and calling your self "The king of the portal" is just a joke let him say it its just like me saying im god its a total lie but it dousent stop me from saying it (the god thing is a little ....ya its all i could think of) PLEEZ THINK BEFOR YOU ACT !

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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-23 20:55:27


i agree with this guy ahead of me, some are bad some are good, when i started here cc was a big thing i dont know what went wrong, i like their videos but some of them make me wonder oh uh big pimpin that big lolly and the big pimpin thing u tryin to cover somthing up?

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-24 21:42:15


WTF! damn stop dissin the clock crew we have done no harm some may post porn shit under the clock name but true member dont do that crap! enough of this shit stop making bad movies bout us that suck cock more than the ppl who make them! worst of all stop purposly votin x cuz thats just the pussy way out vote the movie for what it is if we remade them all wit ppl u would vote higher! damnit fucking losers

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-26 01:22:50


I think you all are a bunch of pussies, if you dont like it dont watch it,you CHOOSE to watch these movies and yet you still allow yourselves to be offended c'mon guys its like getting a tv show banned even you you can change the channel i think they are no worse than half the movies on this site, every one of your movies should be blammed because you put no humor or effort into them, they arent satire theyre HATE and you have no right to judge them as such you should get off the internet anyway you fucking losers get out of your parent's basement.I bet the best part of you guys ran down your mom's leg you little bitches.

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-26 01:24:46


i was talking to the blammers

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-28 22:39:50


DOWN WITH THE CLOCKS!!!! The clock crew is the gayest thing possibly imaginable! The clock crew will soon see the light of a new foe....due to previous blams of our animations....Grim Town will rise and soon rule over the clocks and Grim Jr. shall be king of the portal! Grim Jr., Zion, Clown, Jin Hez, and many more Grim Town Residents shall be victories in the war against the clock crew!

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-28 22:45:57


SCREW THE CLOCKS! SCREW THAT SHIT! WE BELIEVE IN GRIM TOWN LEAGUE! WE WILL BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES! KILLING OFF CLOCKS LIKE DEY CIVILIANS! SNIPER ASS CRAZIES FROM THE BUILDING TOPS! SCREW THE CLOCKS! !FUCK THE CLOCKS!

if u think that was "prejudice" or w/e u shouldn't be on NG... you know wat i mean

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-02-28 22:48:25


>>> to the clock wit kirby as an icon:

IT AIN"T JUST WATCHING MOVIES! it's the whole crew, the whole presence of them being here! they ain't right!

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-03-01 17:07:53


WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR GUYS PROBLME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT YOU N00BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-03-02 20:52:07


I've viewed most of the Clock Crew and Anti-Clock submissions by now.

Personally, I do like some of the Clock Crew's submissions. Some of the Anti-Clock submissions are very good too. Others should've been deleted.

Lately in reviews some Clocks have been giving each other low scores ( 0 or X ) and appearently there is infighting going on in the Crew itself.

Several members of the Clock Crew have posted they are leaving the Crew for various reasons, including their internet service discontinued, the aformentioned infighting and sheer bordom.

So if it is true that all of the clocks are the same person, then either that person is mentally unstable and about to snap or is creating the infighting to throw people off.

If you want to say all of the clock movies are like Strawberry's B then you need to view the movies sent in by Metal Clock and JewClock. Those are of a much higher calibur than most of the submissions on the entire site.

Obviously movies that are pornographic, malicous, or stolen deserve no better than a blown whistle and movies that had no effort put in them deserve a BLAM.

Seriously, some people get wound up about something they could ignore. Many people go after the VGDC and other people's sprite movies just because they are sprites. Some people vote low because of the person's username or the name of the movie.

I'll bet that some of the Xombie or You Are A F***ing Moron movies got a low score from someone for one of those reasons.

Basically I'm saying judge the movie on its own. I rarely look at the author's username, hence my profile has only Needle under Favorite Flash Artists. Some movies suck, others don't. Don't let the look ( Clocks, Locks, Sprites, AVI ) determine your vote. Let the crappiness of the movie itself determine it.

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-03-03 14:09:46


C'mon everybody, Clock Crew ROCKS!!!

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-03-06 11:03:42


Clock Crew is crap! I haven't seen a single clock movie that I like so far. They make movies for their own fame. It's like, "Hey... if I make an account name called 'Prune_Clock' then I can make myself sooooo cool by making a whole bunch of [crappy] flash movies all about... me!" God!

No wait, you know what? I'm going to submit a letter right now:

Dear Tom Fulp,

I'm not in the Clock Crew, and I have just recently read their letter. But I can say the same thing about their movies. Whenever I see one it makes me want to either cry or throw-up. It's more a burdon to come here than fun, entertaining place it is meant to be. Here is a list of some of the retarded movies submitted by the self-proclaimed "Clock Crew":

Crap 1
Crap2
Crappy
Crapfully Crapful

The list goes on. I can't watch one of their movies without wondering why it is so crappy. Having this said, I suggest, no, I implore you to ban their accounts, or in exreme measures, delete them, because having their movies on your site makes it less of a place. Thank you for reading this.

-- Britton B.
Chief on the Board of Anti-Clockinism
C.E.O. of Clock Crew Annilelation Co.
And a Clock Hater for all to see. =)

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-03-06 23:50:23


Click here to view movie #1

Click here to view movie #2

Click here to view movie #3

Click here to view movie #4

2 Clock movies and 2 AntiClock movies.

This long thread has yet to link to either side's flash movies.
Both clock movies are by the same Clock. Both AntiClock movies are by the same author. In both cases, the 2nd movie is a sequel to the first.

These four movies are some of the best I've seen on the Portal.

Response to The Clock Crew Situation 2004-03-07 04:06:34


At 9/8/01 12:58 PM, sushi13 wrote: The clock crew are right. blah blah. movies, which they dont deserve. BAN THEM PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

What why has that pic been deleted. its pornographic.


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