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I just bought a knife!!!1

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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 17:43:45


At 7/15/14 04:55 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Then again, what's better than a knife?

Lol Im nota big gun fan.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 21:09:49


Here's a great idea-- cut yourself!

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 23:22:43


At 7/15/14 05:52 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 7/15/14 05:43 PM, dara6789 wrote:
Lol Im nota big gun fan.
Clearly you missed the canister to the left of the gun containing a gas mask, tear gas is the correct answer here.

Nahh I saw it all. The other stuff is pretty sweet but still not a big fan of guns. I prefer a knives.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 23:24:15


At 7/15/14 09:09 PM, NGPulp wrote: Here's a great idea-- cut yourself!

How about after I cut you first, my love. Then shall I cut my own flesh.

then shall your blood be my blood. scarrryyyyy

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 23:27:04


At 7/15/14 11:25 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: I have a few camp knives but I'm too lazy to post pics of them right now.

I made a leather sheath of the one with my father.

Thats so awesome.

not being sarcastic.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 23:31:07


At 7/15/14 11:28 PM, WahyahRanger wrote:
At 7/15/14 11:27 PM, dara6789 wrote: Thats so awesome.
Yeah my dad took it up as a hobby a few months ago.

Thats nice of him.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 00:16:32


At 7/16/14 12:14 AM, Slacker013 wrote: Buy a knife that says Peace Maker on it...
My personal knife.

I see a quarter or a nickel.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 00:24:38


At 7/16/14 12:20 AM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 7/16/14 12:16 AM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/16/14 12:14 AM, Slacker013 wrote: Buy a knife that says Peace Maker on it...
My personal knife.
I see a quarter or a nickel.
A nickel...

Lol oh ok, btw nice knife. I lost mine somewhere in this huge house but I'll find it some how.........

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 00:26:13


Are we taking about knives?

Where the fuck is @WadeFulp?

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 00:29:20


At 7/16/14 12:26 AM, BrokenDeck wrote: Are we taking about knives?

Where the fuck is @WadeFulp?

Can't one show their love for something? What has this world come to, where citizens cannot express their feelings toward something?

Where the fuck is Freedom?

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 00:32:11


At 7/16/14 12:28 AM, Slacker013 wrote: My dad bought a bunch for dirt cheap, he kept one of them for himself and I took the one I liked best. The other three just sit in their boxes...

Yeah, my first knife was a pocket knife my grandfather gave me at the age of 15. He told me to use it wisely. Seeing that he has passed away I keep that pocket knife secure in a box. Since then I bought more knives. I buy at least 2 each year, and give away two each year.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 00:33:16


At 7/16/14 12:29 AM, dara6789 wrote: Can't one...

lol Do you even know about Wade's affinity for knives? :P

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 00:38:44


inb4 OP accidentally stabs herself


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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 00:53:13


At 7/16/14 12:42 AM, Voltage wrote:
At 7/16/14 12:38 AM, JRob wrote: inb4 OP accidentally stabs herself
she's just flouting about her new knife she castrates male pleb betas with when they take the bait and try to meet her personally

Thats cute, I'll have to remember that.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 01:18:36


At 7/16/14 01:15 AM, Slacker013 wrote: A half of a Japanese katana in the worst condition ever...

lol You have a lot of knives my friend. Something in common.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 02:21:41


Ugh.

I just..why on earth as a woman would you present yourself as a fanatic, of all things. Why not sure you can appreciate it, or even just acknowledge it as a semi-functional yet still not great pocket knife. At least demonstrate a familiarity with knives to take off of the over excited amature cringe you're dishing out here.

Then again maybe that's just a predatory reaction and you're still just learning, but that bra knife comment really made me annoyed. Just hook it on the pocket of your jeans like anyone else who knows how to use it.

@Slacker013 Nice rifle. I prefer guns to knives but keep both in my home. Each has their use, wouldn't dare to leave home without a Benchmade in my pocket.


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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 02:25:18


At 7/16/14 02:21 AM, StorybookSeven wrote: Just hook it on the pocket of your jeans like anyone else who knows how to use it.

What part of "my jeans dont have pockets" do you not understand? And I probably know how to use it way more than you do. I have had experience in so many ways.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 02:27:44


At 7/16/14 02:25 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Not really sure about your reaction to this because it doesn't make a ton of sense. The comment was said because Wade loves knives and flashlights and taking pictures of bugs. So you'd think he'd comment in something like this.

Im sorry that I dont know anything about this "wade" person.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 02:48:28


At 7/16/14 02:25 AM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/16/14 02:21 AM, StorybookSeven wrote: Just hook it on the pocket of your jeans like anyone else who knows how to use it.
What part of "my jeans dont have pockets" do you not understand? And I probably know how to use it way more than you do. I have had experience in so many ways.

See now you're just being rude, and it makes me think you really are stupid. I never cared for those who are concerned about whether they're convincing or not.


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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 03:10:58


Look I have had a horrid day and I'm sick and tired of people trying act like they are all that and a box of chocolates when truth be told they are nothing but shit. It's annoying and stupid. It's also annoying when someone is acting like themselves and not trying to be someone else so they can be cool, and they get mocked, made fun of, and mainly become a big joke. It's stupid and not cool. I hate it and a lot of people hate it. Act like yourselves and stop trying to act like youre better and smarter and cooler. We are all the same so srsly grow up and quit being rehude. Good god you all are a bunch of jackasses.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 05:36:16


At 7/15/14 03:13 PM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/15/14 03:03 PM, Indeks wrote:
At 7/15/14 02:53 PM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/15/14 02:52 PM, Indeks wrote: Good play with it
Yaaay ok you first.
Ok i stab you then you stab me
Nooo no no I bought the knife so I should go first. Plus "ladies first"

Ok stab my kidney

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 07:43:23


At 7/16/14 05:36 AM, Indeks wrote: Ok stab my kidney

With pleasure.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 07:54:48


At 7/16/14 07:43 AM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/16/14 05:36 AM, Indeks wrote: Ok stab my kidney
With pleasure.

Great now Im bleeding now I will stab you

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 11:29:54


At 7/15/14 01:27 PM, dara6789 wrote: I am so happy! That sounds so weird that I am so happy I bought a knife. Doesnt that sound creepy?

http://www.pocketknivesmall.com/classis-sd-swiss-army-knife-53007-white

there is the beautiful....

Victorinox Swiss Army knives are great! They are very practical and the blades are sharp and great at slicing since they are so thin. People may laugh, but that little 1 inch blade (or however long it is) would easily make a 1 inch deep slice through flesh. I don't think anyone would be laughing if they had a 1 inch deep slash across their throat, or arm. Not that you would ever need to do something like that, but the knife is easily capable of it.

A knife like that is great for opening packages, cutting loose threads on your clothing with either the blade or scissors. You have tweezers which are handy for removing splinters, etc. You have a tooth pick in case you are out and have something stuck in your teeth. The scissors are great for a variety of tasks. You can file your nails, and you have a small flat head screw driver. It easily attaches to a key chain. Most of the big knives and swords people post can't be legally carried in many places, but that knife should be legal just about anywhere. In the UK folding knives can't lock, from what I understand, so this knife would be legal since it's a slip joint and doesn't technically lock open. If you learn how to properly maintain and sharpen the blade it will last a long time. Improper sharpening techniques could quickly wear down the blade though, but if that ever happens it's not expensive to just pick up a new one. :)


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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 12:52:24


At 7/16/14 07:54 AM, Indeks wrote:
At 7/16/14 07:43 AM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/16/14 05:36 AM, Indeks wrote: Ok stab my kidney
With pleasure.
Great now Im bleeding now I will stab you

Yaay ok its your turn to stab.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 12:57:12


At 7/16/14 11:29 AM, WadeFulp wrote:

Not that you would ever need to do something like that, but the knife is easily capable of it.

Ummm there are times when the need was/will be vital.

A knife like that is great for opening packages, cutting loose threads on your clothing with either the blade or scissors. You have tweezers which are handy for removing splinters, etc. You have a tooth pick in case you are out and have something stuck in your teeth. The scissors are great for a variety of tasks. You can file your nails, and you have a small flat head screw driver. It easily attaches to a key chain. Most of the big knives and swords people post can't be legally carried in many places, but that knife should be legal just about anywhere. In the UK folding knives can't lock, from what I understand, so this knife would be legal since it's a slip joint and doesn't technically lock open. If you learn how to properly maintain and sharpen the blade it will last a long time. Improper sharpening techniques could quickly wear down the blade though, but if that ever happens it's not expensive to just pick up a new one. :)

Yeah, I know how to sharpen them the proper way. Plus, you gotta take care of your babies, right?
Plus, I buy at least two new knives every year, just in case something happens.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 13:42:10


At 7/16/14 12:52 PM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/16/14 07:54 AM, Indeks wrote:
At 7/16/14 07:43 AM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/16/14 05:36 AM, Indeks wrote: Ok stab my kidney
With pleasure.
Great now Im bleeding now I will stab you
Yaay ok its your turn to stab.

Ok i will stab you in the stomach

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 13:45:44


(or however long it is) would easily make a 1 inch deep slice through flesh. I don't think anyone would be laughing if they had a 1 inch deep slash across their throat, or arm. Not that you would ever need to do something like that, but the knife is easily capable of it.


A knife like that is great for opening packages, cutting loose threads on your clothing with either the blade or scissors. You have tweezers which are handy for removing splinters, etc. You have a tooth pick in case you are out and have something stuck in your teeth. The scissors are great for a variety of tasks. You can file your nails, and you have a small flat head screw driver. It easily attaches to a key chain. Most of the big knives and swords people post can't be legally carried in many places, but that knife should be legal just about anywhere. In the UK folding knives can't lock, from what I understand, so this knife would be legal since it's a slip joint and doesn't technically lock open. If you learn how to properly maintain and sharpen the blade it will last a long time. Improper sharpening techniques could quickly wear down the blade though, but if that ever happens it's not expensive to just pick up a new one. :)

Thanks for the info

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 13:54:08


At 7/16/14 01:42 PM, Indeks wrote: Ok i will stab you in the stomach

K. Now Im bleeding to death. Are you almost dead?

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-16 13:55:40


At 7/16/14 01:23 AM, Slacker013 wrote: Nothing of high quality though, I'd rely more on my trench shovel if it ever came down to a knife fight. Then I could bury the body afterwards...

Where would you bury the died guy?