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I just bought a knife!!!1

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I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:27:26


I am so happy! That sounds so weird that I am so happy I bought a knife. Doesnt that sound creepy?

http://www.pocketknivesmall.com/classis-sd-swiss-army-knife-53007-white

there is the beautiful....

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:29:27


It sound especially creepy since you also made a thread about how shite your day is. Seriously I don't know what to think of this.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:32:15


At 7/15/14 01:29 PM, Mismo wrote: It sound especially creepy since you also made a thread about how shite your day is. Seriously I don't know what to think of this.

So I leave you in awe

also its shit* or shitty*

I also took like 6 aleve and feel better.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:32:58


What are you going to do with that knife?


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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:35:10


At 7/15/14 01:32 PM, dara6789 wrote:
also its shit* or shitty*

Don't you tell me how to spell words. I know my nouns, I fuck all the verbs. Hell, you should just hear what the adjectives say about me.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:40:34


At 7/15/14 01:32 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: What are you going to do with that knife?

Well I'm going to use it, of course, what kind of question was that.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:41:40


At 7/15/14 01:35 PM, Mismo wrote: Don't you tell me how to spell words. I know my nouns, I fuck all the verbs. Hell, you should just hear what the adjectives say about me.

Aye Aye Captain.

what do the adjectives say about you?

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:44:57


At 7/15/14 01:40 PM, dara6789 wrote: Well I'm going to use it, of course, what kind of question was that.

Use it for what?


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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:46:12


At 7/15/14 01:41 PM, dara6789 wrote:
what do the adjectives say about you?

Ask "handsome".


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:46:27


At 7/15/14 01:44 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 7/15/14 01:40 PM, dara6789 wrote: Well I'm going to use it, of course, what kind of question was that.
Use it for what?

Harvesting virgin blood to summon the dark lord

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:51:07


At 7/15/14 01:48 PM, Combatboots wrote:
At 7/15/14 01:46 PM, Jester wrote:
Harvesting virgin blood to summon the dark lord
I don't think that knife is large enough to draw blood.

Hell, it probably can't even hold the pencil

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:55:34


Here's mine

I just bought a knife!!!1


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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 13:59:33


At 7/15/14 01:42 PM, Combatboots wrote: I've actually seen spoons with more cutting power than that "knife". Hell I don't even think airport security would take that thing away from you.

Yeah I know, but I like to take dull knives and make them sharper. Its fun and time consuming. You should've seen this other knife I had. It was so dull that I couldnt even cut myself. But now its waaaaay better. Plus I thought about getting a bigger one but I need one that could fit into my bra and not be seen.

Tmi I know but who cares.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 14:02:35


@koopahermit
I love it. Its big enough to like chop off in arm.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 14:07:23


Gratz bro


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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 14:12:04


That's not a knife, this is a knife.

At 7/15/14 01:59 PM, dara6789 wrote: I thought about getting a bigger one but I need one that could fit into my bra and not be seen.

Why?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 14:13:25


At 7/15/14 02:12 PM, Radaketor wrote: That's not a knife, this is a knife.

At 7/15/14 01:59 PM, dara6789 wrote: I thought about getting a bigger one but I need one that could fit into my bra and not be seen.
Why?

Forgot the pic.

I just bought a knife!!!1


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 14:13:50


At 7/15/14 02:02 PM, Combatboots wrote:
There is no blade to make sharper. It probably already has a cutting edge but given its size(I know I had the same knife when I was 10) the blade will literally widdle away into nothing.

Yeah your probably right, but I still have a tiny bit of hope and if you are right I'll just get a bigger sharper knife to do the job.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 14:21:42


At 7/15/14 02:12 PM, Radaketor wrote: That's not a knife, this is a knife.

At 7/15/14 01:59 PM, dara6789 wrote: I thought about getting a bigger one but I need one that could fit into my bra and not be seen.
Why?

Well cuz pretty much all of my pants dont have pockets. and I dont carry my purse everywhere I go sooooooo yeah.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 14:25:15


At 7/15/14 02:21 PM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/15/14 02:12 PM, Radaketor wrote: That's not a knife, this is a knife.

At 7/15/14 01:59 PM, dara6789 wrote: I thought about getting a bigger one but I need one that could fit into my bra and not be seen.
Why?
Well cuz pretty much all of my pants dont have pockets. and I dont carry my purse everywhere I go sooooooo yeah.

So you're gonna have a knife inbetween your chichis wherever you go? I guess that would be a good way to punish people trying to motorboat you.


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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 14:33:17


At 7/15/14 02:25 PM, koopahermit wrote: So you're gonna have a knife inbetween your chichis wherever you go? I guess that would be a good way to punish people trying to motorboat you.

Yeah pretty much lol

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 14:52:36


Good play with it

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 14:53:32


At 7/15/14 02:52 PM, Indeks wrote: Good play with it

Yaaay ok you first.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 15:03:09


At 7/15/14 02:53 PM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/15/14 02:52 PM, Indeks wrote: Good play with it
Yaaay ok you first.

Ok i stab you then you stab me

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 15:05:42


At 7/15/14 02:08 PM, Slacker013 wrote: My grandfather gave it to me...

That is a bitchin knife. War souvenir or was your grand-pappy a Nazi?


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Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 15:13:19


At 7/15/14 03:03 PM, Indeks wrote:
At 7/15/14 02:53 PM, dara6789 wrote:
At 7/15/14 02:52 PM, Indeks wrote: Good play with it
Yaaay ok you first.
Ok i stab you then you stab me

Nooo no no I bought the knife so I should go first. Plus "ladies first"

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 15:13:22


Ew, swiss army tool.

I particularly enjoy my leatherman skeletool, which I got for half-off on amazon. Very nice tool, very pretty, too.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 15:15:03


At 7/15/14 03:13 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote: Ew, swiss army tool.

I particularly enjoy my leatherman skeletool, which I got for half-off on amazon. Very nice tool, very pretty, too.

Is it shiny???

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 16:30:50


At 7/15/14 04:17 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 7/15/14 03:45 PM, Lepy wrote:
That is bad-fucking-ass.
Indeed.

That is an awesome knife. I envy you.

Response to I just bought a knife!!!1 2014-07-15 16:37:20


At 7/15/14 04:35 PM, Slacker013 wrote: If I'm being politically correct, it's a dress bayonet...

And so I see.

I still envy you