I wanna learn some new ones. I already know Choke the Chicken. Bop the Bologna, fap, and beat the meat.
Terms for masturbation
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When ever you feel powerless, just remember this.
A single one of your pubes can shut down an entire restaurant. - Conal / MOTW: O Lucky Man!
Wanking, jerking off, jacking off, playing with yourself, beating off
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At 7/10/14 10:04 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Wanking, jerking off, jacking off, playing with yourself, beating off
That's amateur man.
At 7/10/14 10:05 PM, Avery wrote:At 7/10/14 10:04 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Wanking, jerking off, jacking off, playing with yourself, beating offThat's amateur man.
Taming the beast, tugging the rope, tenderize the meat, bust a nut, stroke the shaft
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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
At 7/10/14 10:09 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote:At 7/10/14 10:05 PM, Avery wrote:Taming the beast, tugging the rope, tenderize the meat, bust a nut, stroke the shaftAt 7/10/14 10:04 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Wanking, jerking off, jacking off, playing with yourself, beating offThat's amateur man.
Ada boy.
Masturbation-wise, it's taming the beast.
Intercourse-wise, it's unleashing the beast.
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
At 7/10/14 10:16 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Petting the Baloney Pony... Shining the Helmet... Firing your Skin Pistol...
Pleasing the Princess
choking the chicken
spanking the monkey
holding the sausage hostage
I've got female ones too.
Stroking the kitty, caress the clitoris, stroking the magic lamp, pussy-pushing
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For females: Storming the Castle, Plundering for Treasure, Exploring the Cave, Voring the Black Hole
For males: Volcano Eruption, Up the Chimney Stack, Blasting off the Rocket Ship, Spearheading the Enemy
For Snowmen: Warming the Snowballs
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
For men: Unsheathing the Sword, Using the Lightsaber, Dancing around the Maypole
Are you not Entertained ?!?
For men: Lighting the Firework, Shooting the Cannon, Firing the Laser
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
im a good boy
Punching the clown.
Taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
Diddling yer pooter.
Strangling.
-Formerly known as Phobotech-
Voice Actor / Pre-Production Animator / Illustrator / T-Shirt Designer / Author
"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-
MY TERMS
1) Leave the windows open.
2) Put a pot pie in the oven.
3) Stare out aforementioned window whilst doing the deed.
4) When I ejaculate, I must ejaculate on the window.
5) Do not clean it up.
6) Enjoy my frozen-ass pot pie.
domestic violence can be funny too!
There's a site made specifically for this. It's called Urban dictionary.
Goobleboo's face should be finger painted with cow shit for his incredibly insignificant contributions to the world and my life. -Conal
Voice of Pipistrella in Pit People, Riley from Zonestream. Voice of Lily, Aurora and Lenora in Everwing
. Flay the one eyed snake
. Skin the sausage
. Make the bald man cry
. Kill the stiff
. "Runka", a swedish term, which basically means wag and/or shake.
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At 7/11/14 04:32 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Massaging your møøse.
You leave our mööse out of this.
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