Masturbating and wanking.
Any others are frankly just stupid, especially when using multiple words for it. People get what you mean, it isn't being creative or funny or interesting in any way. In fact the only humour that comes from it is when people say something unsexual which sounds sexual by accident which they didn't realise would happen and from that the humour arises. Trying to force that and doing it on purpose is boring and bad.
At 7/11/14 05:04 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: Masturbating and wanking.
Any others are frankly just stupid, especially when using multiple words for it. People get what you mean, it isn't being creative or funny or interesting in any way. In fact the only humour that comes from it is when people say something unsexual which sounds sexual by accident which they didn't realise would happen and from that the humour arises. Trying to force that and doing it on purpose is boring and bad.
I forgot to add the basic argument, that you are being prissy with it. The same as being unable to say "toilet" and instead needing to say "bathroom" or "ass" instead of "arse" (though I prefer ass myself but the point still stands) If you can't just openly state you are masturbating and need to say something along the lines of "milking the one eye snake" it says worse for you.
At 7/10/14 10:21 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:Pleasing the PrincessJackin the bean Stalk
Pauling the Bunyon
Jerkin yer gerkin
Choking the chicken
playing a skin flute solo
Beating up Jimmy
Charming the snake
Starting a fire
Temporary relief for my loneliness and desire to feel someone's touch
YOU LEARN SOME SELF RESPECT BOY
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
Licking the lollipop (if you're flexible enough to suck your own dick)
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
