just call me "Jay", thanks.
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Close the porn tab...
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At 6/5/14 06:14 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Damnit, too hard.
Just as I planned...
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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At 6/5/14 06:22 PM, fieldertiger wrote: Must... concentrate... on... porn.
CLOSE IT GOD DAMNIT!!!!
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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"Plz don't call NASA on me I'm afraid of astronauts dude" - DJ-Ri (2015)
Wow, 'ya got me.
One problem though... I wasn't looking at porn.
Damn.
I have a facebook tab, does that count as porn?
"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."
At 6/6/14 07:14 AM, Radaketor wrote: I have a facebook tab, does that count as porn?
If you're "friends" with a bunch of sluts and their pictures are on your wall, then of course.
At 6/6/14 08:05 AM, LiquidFire wrote: I can't. My life will end without porn.
Can't use your imagination, mate?
Well I guess porn is a bit better than your imagination fucking it up.
Lives cannot end nor be complete without porn.
That's a fucking fact.
Porn is a part of the human experience.
At 6/5/14 06:26 PM, Satan wrote:But OP, Newgrounds is my porn tab.
Close Newgrounds down then.
At 6/5/14 06:27 PM, Monster-64 wrote:I know, right? This guy's too demanding...
I know, sorry.
At 6/5/14 06:29 PM, fieldertiger wrote:I can't. Those women are so god damn sexy.
Use your imagination then.
At 6/5/14 06:44 PM, KillerSkull wrote:The best I could do was click this thread.
Now click on the Newgrounds Logo.
At 6/5/14 07:43 PM, NGPulp wrote:Wow, 'ya got me.
One problem though... I wasn't looking at porn.
Damn.
Give me a screenshot, or I'll accuse you of lying.
At 6/5/14 07:47 PM, k6ka wrote:Me neither, what the hell can I say?
You can say "I'm going to close this porn tab"
At 6/6/14 12:46 AM, Viper wrote:I can't close something I don't have open.
Admit it was open Viper.
At 6/6/14 07:14 AM, Radaketor wrote:I have a facebook tab, does that count as porn?
Yes.
At 6/6/14 08:00 AM, NGPulp wrote:If you're "friends" with a bunch of sluts and their pictures are on your wall, then of course.
^this.
At 6/6/14 08:05 AM, LiquidFire wrote:I can't. My life will end without porn.
Looks like you're gonna die then.
At 6/6/14 08:23 AM, NGPulp wrote:Can't use your imagination, mate?
Well I guess porn is a bit better than your imagination fucking it up.
Lives cannot end nor be complete without porn.
That's a fucking fact.
Porn is a part of the human experience.
Hmm..."Lives cannot end nor be complete without porn", so until I watch porn, I'm immortal?
At 6/6/14 10:00 AM, 717TURD wrote:What if i have more than one porn tab open?
Close them all.
just call me "Jay", thanks.
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At 6/5/14 07:43 PM, NGPulp wrote: Wow, 'ya got me.
One problem though... I wasn't looking at porn.
Damn.
Hah! What are you, a homosexual?
*sigh*
At 6/6/14 12:16 PM, Splats wrote: Hah! What are you, a homosexual?
Gay porn exists!
At 6/6/14 12:34 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:
fishy pun
I like the SWISHY FISHY!
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At 6/6/14 12:38 PM, Madjasper1 wrote:At 6/6/14 12:16 PM, Splats wrote: Hah! What are you, a homosexual?Gay porn exists!
Hah! What is he, asexual?
*sigh*
At 6/6/14 12:11 PM, Madjasper1 wrote:At 6/6/14 12:46 AM, Viper wrote: I can't close something I don't have open.Admit it was open Viper.
Admit what was open?
[18:34] <PissedWaffers> go ahead chuckle nuts, when this place is in ruins, where....
[18:34] <PissedWaffers> WHERE WILL YOU GO NOW?
At 6/6/14 02:41 PM, freaksy101 wrote: Can YOU spot the porn tabs?
The OCD is strong in this one.
At 6/6/14 06:42 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:At 6/6/14 02:41 PM, freaksy101 wrote: Can YOU spot the porn tabs?is that a hidden Redtube tab I see? with the title 'big'
does it star Tom Hanks?
No it has some woman called Nikita von something. Its called big tits something.
[18:34] <PissedWaffers> go ahead chuckle nuts, when this place is in ruins, where....
[18:34] <PissedWaffers> WHERE WILL YOU GO NOW?
At 6/6/14 01:09 PM, Splats wrote: Hah! What is he, asexual?
Apparently if I'm not looking at porn every waking moment of my life.
Life feels empty without porn.
Porn is love, porn is life.
At 6/6/14 07:33 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:No it has some woman called Nikita von something. Its called big tits something.Nikita Von.. sounds a tad russian
russia is pretty damn cold
Big tits, cozy Mitts' perhaps?
Yeah she did sound russian or german when she was making noises.
[18:34] <PissedWaffers> go ahead chuckle nuts, when this place is in ruins, where....
[18:34] <PissedWaffers> WHERE WILL YOU GO NOW?
Finally you caught me with a porn tab.
I'M RELEVANT AT LAST!
Ha! I don't have any porn tabs open right now!
But if I did it would be xvideos.
At 6/6/14 06:42 PM, Captain-Slugworth wrote:At 6/6/14 02:41 PM, freaksy101 wrote: Can YOU spot the porn tabs?is that a hidden Redtube tab I see? with the title 'big'
does it star Tom Hanks?
I watch porn exclusively on my phone because the university internet is filtered and I have very limited data. I don't have a porn tab to close.
???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,
What have I done with my life?
At 6/6/14 07:14 AM, Radaketor wrote: I have a facebook tab, does that count as porn?
I count facebook as a form of voyeurism
At 6/5/14 06:12 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: ...and read this.
You're not the boss of me!
RIGHT-TILTING PENTAGON GANG
At 12/13/14 02:11 AM, Chocomilk wrote:At 6/6/14 07:14 AM, Radaketor wrote: I have a facebook tab, does that count as porn?I count facebook as a form of voyeurism
Nah, Newgrounds is way better than facebook when it comes to voyeurism.
till we overdose
