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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-29 11:32:26


At 8/29/14 11:26 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Would like big or small pancakes with blueberries?

Big ones of course. I have big appetite.


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-30 09:32:50


At 8/29/14 11:30 AM, i-am-ghey wrote:
At 8/29/14 08:36 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Would you drink your own pee even if you weren't dying of thirst?
No. What did you expect me to answer?

Some people are weird as fuck, so you never know.

Question:
What do you prefer: Lose all your best friends or lose one of your closest relatives?
If you don't have friends, imagine you won't be able to make any friends if you choose not to lose one of your relatives. Or just fuck off.

Losing one of my closest relatives, since they're a pain in the ass.

Should I still just fuck off?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-30 11:11:08


At 8/30/14 11:08 AM, SentForMe wrote: Could you hand me some amber fluid, please?

No, it's all mine.

Who can you do really good impressions of?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-30 12:45:38


At 8/30/14 11:11 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
At 8/30/14 11:08 AM, SentForMe wrote: Could you hand me some amber fluid, please?
No, it's all mine.

Who can you do really good impressions of?

No one.

Is that a bad thing?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-30 12:48:19


At 8/30/14 12:45 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 8/30/14 11:11 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
At 8/30/14 11:08 AM, SentForMe wrote: Could you hand me some amber fluid, please?
No, it's all mine.

Who can you do really good impressions of?
Is that a bad thing?

Depends. Are you a voice actor?


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-30 12:50:30


At 8/30/14 12:48 PM, Madjasper1 wrote:
At 8/30/14 12:45 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Is that a bad thing?
Depends. Are you a voice actor?

Nope.

Would it matter if I was?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-31 05:35:16


At 8/30/14 01:15 PM, SentForMe wrote:
What's the shadiest thing you've ever done?

8th Grade, middle school, I had a laptop and I was one of the kids locally that had internet access, actively downloaded content, and could transfer it to others. So, unofficially, I became a bit of a porn dealer for a bunch of classmate strangers and friends; I downloaded videos or pictures that they wanted, threw em in files, depending on what or how much it was, threw em on 3 1/2 discs they'd provide me or burnt them on CDs and transferred it over to students who gave me cash in return for my services. Thinking back on it, that probably wasn't legal at all.

What was the most illegal thing you've ever done and what was the consequences for those actions?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-31 08:52:35


At 8/31/14 05:35 AM, Phobotech wrote: What was the most illegal thing you've ever done and what was the consequences for those actions?

I don't do much illegal stuff. The only things I can think of are underage drinking and gambling, but there were no consequences because I was never caught. And hitting a guy in the face, but that was for sports reasons.

Got any drugs for me?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-31 11:06:05


At 8/31/14 08:52 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: Got any drugs for me?

I have some aspirin, and loads calcitriol, but obviously these drugs don't make you high.

Question:
A person was killed by a lightning strike when he was about to commit suicide. Was he lucky or unlucky?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-31 12:33:25


At 8/31/14 12:22 PM, Vinnyy wrote: What are your fetishes?

I don't have any.

Am I weird?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-08-31 22:36:01


At 8/31/14 07:52 PM, Slacker013 wrote: Do you spit or swallow?

I spit.

Do you go out wearing masks made of skin?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-01 02:41:15


At 9/1/14 12:51 AM, SentForMe wrote: Have you ever given a dog a haircut?

Never.

Who spilled my milk?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-01 04:29:14


At 9/1/14 02:41 AM, aProfligate wrote:
Who spilled my milk?

Imprecision.

Do you enjoy relaxing in the warmth of heat or in the cool of cold?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-01 08:46:36


At 9/1/14 04:29 AM, Phobotech wrote:
At 9/1/14 02:41 AM, aProfligate wrote:
Who spilled my milk?
Imprecision.

Do you enjoy relaxing in the warmth of heat or in the cool of cold?

I'm a demon from hell, of course I prefer heat.

Who will take my place as Lucifer's bitch?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-01 12:58:29


At 9/1/14 12:05 PM, SentForMe wrote:
What would happen if you burrowed a hole from one end of the planet to the other, through the core of the Earth?

You'd die from exhaustion.

How do I do my Physics HW?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-01 17:39:50


At 9/1/14 04:48 PM, SentForMe wrote:
How do I prevent my hair from turning fluorescent?

Dye it gray every couple of weeks.

How many friends is too many?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-01 18:50:06


At 9/1/14 05:39 PM, TheDoor6 wrote:
At 9/1/14 04:48 PM, SentForMe wrote:
How many friends is too many?

one

if a train leaves Austin heading for Los Angeles at a speed of 65 miles an hour, how long does it take for you to go fuck yourself?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-01 18:58:56


At 9/1/14 06:50 PM, HarryFeltersnach wrote:
At 9/1/14 05:39 PM, TheDoor6 wrote:
At 9/1/14 04:48 PM, SentForMe wrote:
How many friends is too many?
one

if a train leaves Austin heading for Los Angeles at a speed of 65 miles an hour, how long does it take for you to go fuck yourself?

21 hours and 12 minutes.

Why don't you just use Google Maps next time?


"Time's fun when you're having flies." ~Kermit the Frog

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-01 21:00:29


At 9/1/14 08:13 PM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 9/1/14 06:58 PM, TheDoor6 wrote:
Why don't you just use Google Maps next time?
Cause nothing beats that genuine answer more then that guy who has to go fuck himself...

Do you love me?

I'm afraid not (not yet at least), but I heard Jesus does...

What does it take to get a person to love you?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-02 01:42:46


At 9/2/14 12:57 AM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 9/1/14 09:00 PM, TheDoor6 wrote:
What does it take to get a person to love you?
What, you don't believe in love at first site? Too bad...

Where is Waldo?

I dunno.
What would you do if you were alone in your room?


till we overdose

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-02 07:13:18


At 9/2/14 01:42 AM, ComicD wrote:
At 9/2/14 12:57 AM, Slacker013 wrote:
At 9/1/14 09:00 PM, TheDoor6 wrote:
What does it take to get a person to love you?
What, you don't believe in love at first site? Too bad...

Where is Waldo?
I dunno.
What would you do if you were alone in your room?

it depends

have you ever had homosexual thoughts of your friends/best friend in middle school ?


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-02 08:31:38


At 9/2/14 07:13 AM, kazumazkan wrote: have you ever had homosexual thoughts of your friends/best friend in middle school ?

No.

Do I really look that gay?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-03 00:43:28


At 9/3/14 12:39 AM, SentForMe wrote: Do you prefer paper or plastic?

Plastic

In your favorite multiplayer game, would you rather have 10 ping on a server full of screaming nine year old satan children, or 2000 ping on a server with rational human beings?


STEAM

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-03 01:14:09


At 9/3/14 12:43 AM, koopahermit wrote:
At 9/3/14 12:39 AM, SentForMe wrote: Do you prefer paper or plastic?
Plastic

In your favorite multiplayer game, would you rather have 10 ping on a server full of screaming nine year old satan children, or 2000 ping on a server with rational human beings?

10 ping. I can mute the little shits.

Would you invite Vladimir Putin to a three way?


RIGHT-TILTING PENTAGON GANG

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-03 10:20:43


At 9/3/14 01:14 AM, YenMuffin wrote: Would you invite Vladimir Putin to a three way?

I wouldn't invite anyone to a three way.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-04 00:03:48


At 9/3/14 01:58 PM, SentForMe wrote:
At 9/3/14 10:20 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
At 9/3/14 01:14 AM, YenMuffin wrote: Would you invite Vladimir Putin to a three way?
I wouldn't invite anyone to a three way.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?
No, no I wouldn't like that at all.

Have you ever eaten something that was alive?

Nope , maybe someday i will get the pleasure of doing that .

Do you want to be my first living meal ?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-04 00:06:02


At 9/4/14 12:03 AM, Inplosion wrote: Do you want to be my first living meal?

Well, I'll try anything once.

Why do you think humans view "right and wrong" so differently?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-04 08:54:32


At 9/4/14 12:08 AM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 9/4/14 12:06 AM, Scarface wrote: Why do you think humans view "right and wrong" so differently?
Different ways of being raised to understand the concept.

Why are panties more comfortable than thongs?

Because God made it that way lol.

I'm not funny at all, am I?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-04 11:14:59


At 9/4/14 08:54 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I'm not funny at all, am I?

Yes you are not funny.

Question:
Am I supposed to answer "yes" if I think NegroundsMike is not funny at all?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2014-09-04 12:27:51


At 9/4/14 11:14 AM, i-am-ghey wrote:
At 9/4/14 08:54 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I'm not funny at all, am I?
Yes you are not funny.

Question:
Am I supposed to answer "yes" if I think NegroundsMike is not funny at all?

The way you answered was fine .

How much do you think people would pay for your ransom maximum ?


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