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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-10 11:20:20


At 11/10/15 11:17 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 11/10/15 11:16 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you rather drink mead or watch an epic fight?


Why not both?

You can do that.

Would you rather kill a dragon or kill a kaiju?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-10 11:30:21


At 11/10/15 11:20 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you rather kill a dragon or kill a kaiju?

Dragon.

Would you rather slay a dragon or ride a dragon?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-10 11:36:02


At 11/10/15 11:30 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 11/10/15 11:20 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you rather kill a dragon or kill a kaiju?
Dragon.

Would you rather slay a dragon or ride a dragon?

Ride a dragon.

Would you rather be a dragon or be a master of all the elements?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-10 13:23:30


At 11/10/15 11:36 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you rather be a dragon or be a master of all the elements?

Master of all the elements.

Can you think of any weird questions right now?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-10 13:30:25


At 11/10/15 01:23 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Can you think of any weird questions right now?

Yes.

What's up with that Illegal?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-10 17:14:34


At 11/10/15 01:30 PM, SupDuder wrote:
At 11/10/15 01:23 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Can you think of any weird questions right now?
Yes.

What's up with that Illegal?

No idea.

Which franchise is better: Star Wars or Star Trek?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-10 20:20:32


At 11/10/15 05:14 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Which franchise is better: Star Wars or Star Trek?

Red Dwarf.

Are you angry at me now?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-11 13:36:25


At 11/10/15 08:20 PM, TheMadWasp wrote:
At 11/10/15 05:14 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Which franchise is better: Star Wars or Star Trek?
Red Dwarf.

Are you angry at me now?

No.

Why should I be angry now?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-11 15:19:22


At 11/11/15 01:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Why should I be angry now?

Because you have Hulk powers.

Which is better: sex or money?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-11 15:21:58


At 11/11/15 03:19 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 11/11/15 01:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Why should I be angry now?
Because you have Hulk powers.

Which is better: sex or money?

Money? Money can buy sex. And you can still get sex even if you don't buy it. Am I cheating?

Would you rather drink warm soda or room temperature coffee?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-11 15:23:12


At 11/11/15 03:21 PM, Jebbal wrote:
Would you rather drink warm soda or room temperature coffee?

Warm soda.

Do you believe in cryptids?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-12 08:55:14


At 11/11/15 03:23 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 11/11/15 03:21 PM, Jebbal wrote:
Would you rather drink warm soda or room temperature coffee?
Warm soda.

Do you believe in cryptids?

No.

What the fuck is that shit?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-12 17:16:04


At 11/12/15 08:55 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Do you believe in cryptids?
No.

What the fuck is that shit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptid

Would you rather drink cold mead or warm beer?


At 11/12/15 05:16 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Would you rather drink cold mead or warm beer?

I don't like either of them, so...I guess I'd rather drink poison.

Would you rather not have to eat or not have to hydrate yourself?


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ask me questions i guess

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-13 09:04:56


At 11/13/15 02:22 AM, TheMadWasp wrote:
At 11/12/15 05:16 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
Would you rather drink cold mead or warm beer?
I don't like either of them, so...I guess I'd rather drink poison.

Both contain alcohol, so technically you'd be drinking poison either way.

Would you rather not have to eat or not have to hydrate yourself?

Not have to hydrate myself.

Are we talking about Tom Fulp?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-13 09:57:28


At 11/13/15 09:04 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
Are we talking about Tom Fulp?

I wish we were, I love talking about Tom Fulp.

What's your favourite Tom Fulp-related fact?


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-13 11:10:17



What's your favourite Tom Fulp-related fact?

Stamper rapped a song about him, called "Fulp Friction."

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-13 11:11:01


At 11/13/15 11:10 AM, Vangantem-Militem wrote:

What's your favourite Tom Fulp-related fact?
Stamper rapped a song about him, called "Fulp Friction."

Oops. forgot the question.

Favorite sex position? (other than crying alone in the bathroom)

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-13 11:52:19


At 11/13/15 11:14 AM, Korrupter wrote:
At 11/13/15 11:11 AM, Vangantem-Militem wrote: Favorite sex position? (other than crying alone in the bathroom)
Uh...

How about crying alone in the bedroom?

I only cry at disney movies.

How did you realize you were a homosexual?


"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox

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Last.fm

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-13 11:57:53


At 11/13/15 11:53 AM, Korrupter wrote:
What did the stick say to the face?

I don't know.

What did the stick say to the face?


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ask me questions i guess

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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-13 12:13:16


At 11/13/15 11:59 AM, Korrupter wrote:
Why aren't you a calm wasp?

What kind of threat would I be if I was a calm Wasp?

^


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-13 12:28:55


At 11/13/15 12:13 PM, TheMadWasp wrote:
At 11/13/15 11:59 AM, Korrupter wrote:
Why aren't you a calm wasp?
What kind of threat would I be if I was a calm Wasp?

^

You can be a threat as a calm wasp if you hand out illegal, relaxing stimulants to others, which is what made you calm in the first place.

Would you rather have a flashy sports car or an SUV?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-14 05:42:52


At 11/13/15 01:14 PM, Korrupter wrote:
At 11/13/15 12:28 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you rather have a flashy sports car or an SUV?
A flashy flash flash sports car.

Flamethrower or M249?

Flamethrower!

Too much Rammstein?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-14 11:10:32


At 11/14/15 10:54 AM, Homicidee wrote: Do you agree with me that being cold-hearted is the key to life?

Well I've been told I liked my coffee just like my heart: black. And that has worked for me.

Do you ever refuse the one that begs from you?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-14 13:43:40


At 11/14/15 11:27 AM, Homicidee wrote:
At 11/14/15 11:10 AM, Phonometrologist wrote: Do you ever refuse the one that begs from you?
Yes, I wouldn't want someone to beg over me for something that un-forgettable.

Do you believe giving second chances is the best way to go?

Second chances, yes. Third chances, hell no.

Don't you agree?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-15 12:56:39


At 11/14/15 01:58 PM, Homicidee wrote:
At 11/14/15 01:43 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Don't you agree?
It really depends how you see the person, and if you care about them or not.

Have you ever gave a female chances over and over?

No.

Is hope the worst of all evils?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-15 14:06:37


At 11/15/15 01:51 PM, Homicidee wrote:
At 11/15/15 12:56 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Is hope the worst of all evils?
No, respect is.

Am I wrong?

Yes.

Would you rather be a superhero or a supervillain?

Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-16 12:51:46


At 11/15/15 02:06 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Would you rather be a superhero or a supervillain?

Villain.

Aren't heroes boring as fuck?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-16 13:07:07


At 11/16/15 01:01 PM, Homicidee wrote:
At 11/16/15 12:51 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Aren't heroes boring as fuck?
Very.

How come you don't like posting in other threads?

I post whenever I find something interesting.

So, what does that tell you about the state of the NG BBS?


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Response to Ask the person below a weird... 2015-11-16 13:12:58


At 11/16/15 01:09 PM, Homicidee wrote:
At 11/16/15 01:07 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: So, what does that tell you about the state of the NG BBS?
In other words it's shit?

But you got to admit this thread could be a bitch too?

Do you agree?

Well, it could, definitely.

But at least someone took care of the 1000-alts-problem, didn't they?


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