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Holy fucking salt!

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Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 10:57:24


Here i am just doing my thang and i turn over my bowl of noodles that i am/was going to eat today

And i read the package... Holy fucking jesus sitting on a thumb tack in rode island while being lashed!
Thats a fuck ton of salt/sodium!

...
Is.. This even healthy?!
There is like 86 grams of product here!
This is like raw salt...

The fack!

Holy fucking salt!


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:01:07


I love salt. A shitload of salt on macaroni and cheese YES.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:01:26


No its ok. The vegtabels cancels the salt out.

Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:06:57


At 3/29/13 11:01 AM, UnsaltedBreadCakes wrote: No its ok. The vegtabels cancels the salt out.

Are you kidding me? Are you retarded or did you fail middle school?


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:08:39


That keyboard looks like it's from the 90s. Does it connect to your computer with PS/2?


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:09:45


At 3/29/13 11:01 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I love salt. A shitload of salt on macaroni and cheese YES.

I had a fiancee who did that, but she had hers with pepper as well. Freakin gross man.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:09:50


At 3/29/13 11:06 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 3/29/13 11:01 AM, UnsaltedBreadCakes wrote: No its ok. The vegtabels cancels the salt out.
Are you kidding me? Are you retarded or did you fail middle school?

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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:13:15


At 3/29/13 11:09 AM, VJF wrote: I had a fiancee who did that, but she had hers with pepper as well. Freakin gross man.

Whenever I make macaroni and cheese, I pour salt on the cheese. It looks like a cheese powder mountain with a snowy top.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:16:32


At 3/29/13 11:13 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
At 3/29/13 11:09 AM, VJF wrote: I had a fiancee who did that, but she had hers with pepper as well. Freakin gross man.
Whenever I make macaroni and cheese, I pour salt on the cheese. It looks like a cheese powder mountain with a snowy top.

You want some nutrition with your death mountain?
2 grams of salt for every kg that you weight will kill you


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:20:43


At 3/29/13 11:16 AM, tox wrote: You want some nutrition with your death mountain?
2 grams of salt for every kg that you weight will kill you

I like Death Mountain.

Holy fucking salt!


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:26:52


Sorry.. Looked that up
The amount that it takes to kill you is
0.45g/lb

5 table spoons of salt vs a 150 lb man
Will result in a dead man


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 11:32:22


At 3/29/13 11:26 AM, tox wrote: Sorry.. Looked that up
The amount that it takes to kill you is
0.45g/lb

5 table spoons of salt vs a 150 lb man
Will result in a dead man

I don't put more than a tablespoon on the macaroni and cheese. I'm fine.

I actually had to use my alt for once.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 12:10:19


If you don't have enough salt you won't be able to use your vigors.

Holy fucking salt!


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 13:40:13


I want to know how bad oriental food would taste if they didn't use as much sodium.

Like, they eat rice plain all the time with no complaint. Why feel the need to coat everything else in salt-gloop.

Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 13:47:18


You only need like a gram of salt day.
Good job, exceeding that before even cooking it.

Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 14:07:06


It's just from the seasoning. It really sucks, considering I used to inhale those.

It's all my cousin eats, apparently, besides starches and ham sandwiches and whatever else is made for dinner.

Sigh.

Definitely not an everyday food.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 14:08:05


Definitely not an everyday food.

Even though it is designed to be just that?

Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 14:18:52


Most non-perishable foods are salt bombs, it's why they don't go bad. It's also why they're cheaper than healthier foods.
You get what you pay for.

Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 14:26:48


At 3/29/13 12:10 PM, YenMuffin wrote: If you don't have enough salt you won't be able to use your vigors.

Oh you.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 14:34:10


At 3/29/13 11:09 AM, VJF wrote:
At 3/29/13 11:01 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I love salt. A shitload of salt on macaroni and cheese YES.
I had a fiancee who did that, but she had hers with pepper as well. Freakin gross man.

It needed the pepper to save it. Just loads of salt is foul.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 14:37:30


At 3/29/13 02:08 PM, hecticjon wrote:
sounds like a disgusting and horrible lifestyle

he also tends to never leave his room and is pretty much a basement dweller that lives on the main floor.

pisses my mum off to no end.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 14:40:11


I thought that said "Fear" at the bottom right next to "Iron" o.O


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 15:43:29


I used to eat Buggles, until I realized that one 50g bag contains 104% of your daily saturated fat.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 16:15:15


At 3/29/13 10:57 AM, tox wrote: The fack!

You should try to cancel it out with sugar. :L


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 17:54:07


Most noodles and soups have a high sodium content, Tox. Try looking at a can of Cambell's Chicken Noodle Soup.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 17:57:09


I remember the time a put half a salt shaker's worth of salt on my broccoli when I was 9. My mother was so upset that she forbade me from having salt until the 5th grade.

Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 18:04:25


soup has already had high sodium content. this isn't exactly news.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 18:18:55


At 3/29/13 10:57 AM, tox wrote: Thats a fuck ton of salt/sodium!

nothing say yum like high blood pressure


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 20:37:10


Tox, your keyboard is the shiz.

That's gonna be a collector's item soon.


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Response to Holy fucking salt! 2013-03-29 22:07:20


At 3/29/13 01:47 PM, Ceratisa wrote: You only need like a gram of salt day.
Good job, exceeding that before even cooking it.

sure if you want low blood pressure


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