At 11/11/15 05:02 PM, Korriken wrote:

At 11/11/15 03:49 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish that you got neutered.

Granted, but you shouldn't have said that while staring into a mirror.

I wish could sing well.

Granted, you now sing so well everyone forgets about all the shit you talk over at Politics.

I wish the Politics forum had more traffic.

At 11/12/15 11:12 AM, Korriken wrote:

At 11/12/15 08:54 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

I wish the Politics forum had more traffic.

Granted, but all the new traffic is from people just like me.

Still better than people like Wriggle or TheKlown. At least you're not stupid.

I wish the Middle East would sink into the ocean.

Granted, the sea level rises until the entire Middle East is sunken. The only land left is the Himalayas.

I wish for the 2016 US presidential race to be The Bernster vs. The Donald.

At 11/12/15 01:09 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 11/12/15 01:06 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish for the 2016 US presidential race to be The Bernster vs. The Donald.

Granted. The Donald wins.

I wish that forum games weren't boring anymore.

Granted, they're overrun by knight alts again.

I wish someone cared.

At 11/12/15 01:13 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish someone cared.

Granted. I care enough to abandon you in the middle of nowhere.

I wish you got lost in the Labyrinth.

At 11/12/15 05:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/12/15 01:13 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish someone cared.

Granted. I care enough to abandon you in the middle of nowhere.

I wish you got lost in the Labyrinth.

Granted, you are forced to get me out.

I wish for a random town to be renamed "The Middle of Nowhere".

At 11/13/15 09:01 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 11/12/15 05:12 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/12/15 01:13 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish someone cared.

Granted. I care enough to abandon you in the middle of nowhere.

I wish you got lost in the Labyrinth.

Granted, you are forced to get me out.

I wish for a random town to be renamed "The Middle of Nowhere".

Granted; your hometown is now renamed "The Middle of Nowhere". And people abandon the place.

I wish Emos were still a thing these days

At 11/13/15 09:14 AM, AoiShinigami wrote: I wish Emos were still a thing these days

Granted. They are still a thing, you just don't see them any more.

I wish the user below was killed with a giant flaming dick.

At 11/13/15 11:02 AM, Korrupter wrote:

At 11/13/15 09:24 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish the user below was killed with a giant flaming dick.

Granted,I re-spawn.

I wish for a robotic arm.

Granted, but its only working function is so poorly done, you end up breaking your c0ck

I wish to visit the New 70's (as in 2070's) just to see if anyone would dare to try bringing Disco back

At 11/13/15 03:40 PM, AoiShinigami wrote:

At 11/13/15 11:02 AM, Korrupter wrote:

At 11/13/15 09:24 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish the user below was killed with a giant flaming dick.

Granted,I re-spawn.

I wish for a robotic arm.

Granted, but its only working function is so poorly done, you end up breaking your c0ck

I wish to visit the New 70's (as in 2070's) just to see if anyone would dare to try bringing Disco back

Granted. I bring Disco back.

I wish you got forever stuck in that time period.

At 11/13/15 03:45 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish you got forever stuck in that time period.

Granted, but so do you, as someone needs to bring Disco back.

I wish pop would just die.

At 11/14/15 10:55 AM, Homicidee wrote:

At 11/14/15 05:44 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish pop would just die.

Granted. It no longer exists.

I wish to have a even more darker heart then now.

Granted. It turns pure black due to too much coffee and you die from it.

I wish @DamnedByFate's liver stopped working.

At 11/14/15 10:58 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish @DamnedByFate's liver stopped working.

Granted, I die and leave you alone in this accursed world.

I wish to know how my liver can work for so long.

At 11/14/15 01:46 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

I wish to know how my liver can work for so long.

Granted. You become hyper aware of constant goings on inside your body. Enjoy never sleeping.

I wish for a house sized pillow.

At 11/14/15 01:56 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish for a house sized pillow.

Granted. Giant anthropomorphic bed bugs live in it and they abduct you and take you to their pillow-house for unknown purposes, presumably bad.

I wish that Mars was colonized by humans.

At 11/14/15 03:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that Mars was colonized by humans.

Granted, but they mutate into monsters.

I wish I never had chapped lips.

At 11/15/15 09:29 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 11/14/15 03:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that Mars was colonized by humans.

Granted, but they mutate into monsters.

I wish I never had chapped lips.

Granted. Some guy busts a nut of moisturizing seamen on your lips.

I wish I could rap as good as Eminem!

At 11/15/15 09:50 AM, rebellyus wrote:
I wish I could rap as good as Eminem!

Granted. People throw tomatoes at you since you aren't Eminem.

I wish that all deer, moose, and elk had guns for antlers.

At 11/15/15 09:53 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that all deer, moose, and elk had guns for antlers.

Granted, but they're not loaded.

I wish the Gamechanger had antlers.

At 11/15/15 12:55 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 11/15/15 09:53 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that all deer, moose, and elk had guns for antlers.

Granted, but they're not loaded.

I wish the Gamechanger had antlers.

Granted. I attract ladies with it while you don't get any of the action with the ladies.

I wish that your penis doubled as an actual sword, and that a hitman was sent to kill you.

At 11/15/15 01:38 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that your penis doubled as an actual sword, and that a hitman was sent to kill you.

Granted. The hitman kills me, the world is saved.

I wish that hitman was made my sole heir on the condition that he kills the person below.

At 11/16/15 12:50 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 11/15/15 01:38 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that your penis doubled as an actual sword, and that a hitman was sent to kill you.

Granted. The hitman kills me, the world is saved.

I wish that hitman was made my sole heir on the condition that he kills the person below.

Granted. He gets killed by the police in retaliation.

I wish for a banjo-playing wolf that can use a shark as a surfboard.

At 11/16/15 04:34 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish for a banjo-playing wolf that can use a shark as a surfboard.

Granted, the shark eats you while you're listening to the wolf playing the banjo.

I wish the next person had sharks with laser beams.

At 11/17/15 12:17 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 11/16/15 04:34 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish for a banjo-playing wolf that can use a shark as a surfboard.

Granted, the shark eats you while you're listening to the wolf playing the banjo.

I wish the next person had sharks with laser beams.

Granted. I use them to take over the world and rule it with an iron fist.

I wish that a NG forum mod fought to the death with another NG forum mod.

At 11/17/15 12:33 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that a NG forum mod fought to the death with another NG forum mod.

Granted. Stafffighter beats the shit out of Poozy.

I wish you came with me to a place far away.

At 11/17/15 12:38 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish you came with me to a place far away.

Granted. I push you off a cliff.

I wish you had the superpower of being able to generate the booze of your choice from your hands.

At 11/17/15 12:41 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/17/15 12:38 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish you came with me to a place far away.

Granted. I push you off a cliff.

I wish you had the superpower of being able to generate the booze of your choice from your hands.

Granted, I drink even more than I do now.

I wish I could stop drinking booze.

At 11/17/15 12:45 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish I could stop drinking booze.

Granted. Your liver fails.

I wish that all of your posts were deleted.

At 11/17/15 12:46 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/17/15 12:45 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish I could stop drinking booze.

Granted. Your liver fails.

I wish that all of your posts were deleted.

Granted, now nobody remembers the few times when I actually did make sense.

I wish I made sense more often.

At 11/17/15 07:02 PM, KingiOgh wrote: I wish a playstation 4...

What?

I wish that sentence was finished.

At 11/18/15 01:49 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 11/17/15 07:02 PM, KingiOgh wrote: I wish a playstation 4...

What?

I wish that sentence was finished.

Granted.

He said "I wish I was a Playstation 4"