At 11/23/15 08:36 AM, Chdonga wrote: I wish to be the director of said porno.

Granted, but that film will remain in obscurity forever, only seen by a bunch of snuff maniacs who need a break.

I wish more people realized that porn and plot are not mutually exclusive.

At 11/23/15 01:43 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish more people realized that porn and plot are not mutually exclusive.

Granted. More people watch porn for that very reason.

I wish that the Grim Reaper got fired from his job.

At 11/23/15 01:48 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/23/15 01:43 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish more people realized that porn and plot are not mutually exclusive.

Granted. More people watch porn for that very reason.

I wish that the Grim Reaper got fired from his job.

Granted. @GRIMthaREAPER takes over. We are all fucked.

I wish I was the Grim Reaper.

At 11/23/15 01:54 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish I was the Grim Reaper.

Granted. You get to kill stillborn infants for a living.

I wish that it was legal for babies to be arrested.

At 11/23/15 01:57 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/23/15 01:54 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish I was the Grim Reaper.

Granted. You get to kill stillborn infants for a living.

I wish that it was legal for babies to be arrested.

Granted, but there's still not much of a point to it.

I wish there was a point.

At 11/23/15 02:00 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
I wish there was a point.

Granted. I impale you with the point of my spear.

I wish you were an Newgrounds admin.

At 11/23/15 02:01 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish you were an Newgrounds admin.

Wish granted, First things first, I change the domain name to MemeGrounds.com

I wish my aids would be cured

At 11/23/15 02:42 PM, Homicidee wrote:

At 11/23/15 02:18 PM, Alien-Senpai wrote: I wish my aids would be cured

Granted. The treatment doesn't end up to well. Therefore, your aids become worse then before.

I wish for you to go back to your old username.

Sadly Wish not granted, I need to be a supporter apparently

I wish I had a job

At 11/23/15 02:54 PM, Alien-Senpai wrote: I wish I had a job

Granted,you get a job as a drug dealer.

I wish for free tickets.

At 11/23/15 03:29 PM, Jeffer8 wrote:

At 11/23/15 02:54 PM, Alien-Senpai wrote: I wish I had a job

Granted,you get a job as a drug dealer.

I wish for free tickets.

Granted. They're tickets to cloud cuckoo land.

I wish your identity was stolen by the mafia.

At 11/23/15 08:59 PM, Korriken wrote:

At 11/23/15 08:54 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

I wish your identity was stolen by the mafia.

Granted, but they figure out quickly my identity is worthless less than nothing so they give it back.

I wish for nothing.

Granted. Your existence is nullified.

I wish that Hell invaded Heaven and won.

At 11/23/15 09:01 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that Hell invaded Heaven and won.

Granted.

I wish to be @Satan's official delegate in Heaven.

At 11/24/15 05:11 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 11/23/15 09:01 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that Hell invaded Heaven and won.

Granted.

I wish to be @Satan's official delegate in Heaven.

Granted.

I wish that the people of Earth invaded both Heaven and Hell.

At 11/24/15 09:12 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that the people of Earth invaded both Heaven and Hell.

Granted,they get bored.

I wish for a nice glass of whiskey.

At 11/24/15 09:23 AM, Jeffer8 wrote: I wish for a nice glass of whiskey.

Granted. The glass is nice but the whiskey is cheap watered down swill.

I wish the 21st century looked as cool as 20th century media thought it would be.

At 11/24/15 09:25 AM, Chdonga wrote: I wish the 21st century looked as cool as 20th century media thought it would be.

Granted,it's covered in graffiti and cool looking designs.

I wish for a medieval sword.

At 11/24/15 12:29 PM, Homicidee wrote: I wish for a new working phone, doesn't matter how shitty it could be, as long as theres 4G connection.

Granted,it stops working the same day you buy it.

I wish I could breathe fire.

At 11/24/15 12:39 PM, Jeffer8 wrote:

At 11/24/15 12:29 PM, Homicidee wrote: I wish for a new working phone, doesn't matter how shitty it could be, as long as theres 4G connection.

Granted,it stops working the same day you buy it.

I wish I could breathe fire.

Granted, you burn down yourself.

I wish to know who the fuck you are.

At 11/24/15 01:22 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish to know who the fuck you are.

Granted,I'm just some guy.

I wish to know why the fuck you want to know.

At 11/24/15 01:25 PM, Jeffer8 wrote:

At 11/24/15 01:22 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish to know who the fuck you are.

Granted,I'm just some guy.

I wish to know why the fuck you want to know.

I have my reasons for being suspicious about any new faces.

I wish for cookies (not the browser kind…)

At 11/24/15 01:31 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I have my reasons for being suspicious about any new faces.

You make it sound like I just murdered someone.

I wish for cookies (not the browser kind…)

Granted,you get my exclusive explosive cookies.

I wish for a crown.

At 11/24/15 01:35 PM, Jeffer8 wrote: You make it sound like I just murdered someone.

Well, who knows?

I wish for a crown.

Granted, you get a crown of molten gold.

I wish to know whether or not that guy has just murdered someone.

At 11/24/15 01:41 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: Well, who knows?

I actually did a few hours ago but eh nobody cares.

I wish to know whether or not that guy has just murdered someone.

Granted.

I wish you now know.

At 11/24/15 01:42 PM, Jeffer8 wrote: I wish you now know.

Granted, now I know.

I wish they catch your ass.

At 11/24/15 01:43 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish they catch your ass.

Granted,I get shot but turns out I had a Kevlar Vest.

I wish for a pack of cigarettes.

At 11/24/15 01:45 PM, Jeffer8 wrote:

At 11/24/15 01:43 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish they catch your ass.

Granted,I get shot but turns out I had a Kevlar Vest.

I wish for a pack of cigarettes.

Granted, enjoy your death by lung cancer.

I wish for weed.

At 11/24/15 01:46 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish for weed.

Granted,it grows up your ass.

I wish for cocaine.

At 11/24/15 01:53 PM, Homicidee wrote: I wish for both of yall to stop posting on this thread.

Granted,I can't..I just can't.

I wish for a gold chain.

At 11/24/15 01:55 PM, Jeffer8 wrote:

At 11/24/15 01:53 PM, Homicidee wrote: I wish for both of yall to stop posting on this thread.

Granted,I can't..I just can't.

I wish for a gold chain.

Granted, you are strangled with it.

I wish to leave you guys alone for today.

At 11/24/15 02:00 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: I wish to leave you guys alone for today.

Granted,after a little while..I'm officially alone.

I wish for flash games to stop lagging.