As I parked my bike near the lamppost and headed for the store to get some breathmints, I heard a-rustlin' in the leaves. Turning around, I saw a guy with a hoodie covering his face jumping onto my bike and riding it into kingdom come. I yelled "come back! Somebody get him!" but nobody helped me.
Crying, I asked the shopkeeper for the change. He handed me some candy saying he didn' have no change.
GODDAMN YOU E!
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