I lost my bike...again

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I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 12:58 PM Reply

As I parked my bike near the lamppost and headed for the store to get some breathmints, I heard a-rustlin' in the leaves. Turning around, I saw a guy with a hoodie covering his face jumping onto my bike and riding it into kingdom come. I yelled "come back! Somebody get him!" but nobody helped me.

Crying, I asked the shopkeeper for the change. He handed me some candy saying he didn' have no change.

GODDAMN YOU E!

I lost my bike...again


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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:01 PM Reply

you should take better care not to lose your belongings

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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:01 PM Reply

I actually had an insanely vivid dream about two guys actively chasing me for the purpose of stealing my bike. I had to seek refuge in a stranger's house and we ended up filming those guys stealing a bike, put it up on Youtube and used it as evidence to get them arrested. (Or at least to get the cops to talk to them).

Either way, that sucks, man. Isn't your bike name-branded? If so, a report to the police will get you it back.


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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:11 PM Reply

I thought you were wriggle for a second.


You're fucking weird. -Sectus

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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:24 PM Reply

How in the hell....

I read the title as: i lost my bible... Again!

I need a eye check


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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:26 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote: I thought you were wriggle for a second.

I sent him a insulting pm today.
B)


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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:42 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote: I thought you were wriggle for a second.
I sent him a insulting pm today.
B)

And then you blocked me.


You're fucking weird. -Sectus

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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:42 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote: I thought you were wriggle for a second.
I sent him a insulting pm today.
B)
And then you blocked me.

Your random pm's were annoying.


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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:43 PM Reply

Let this be a lesson learned. Never leave your belongings un attended.
Or at least not something that can be locked or secured.

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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:46 PM Reply

Francis took it!

I lost my bike...again


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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:46 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote: I thought you were wriggle for a second.
I sent him a insulting pm today.
B)
And then you blocked me.
Your random pm's were annoying.

You said that you liked them.


You're fucking weird. -Sectus

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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:48 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:46 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote:

Never did.


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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 02:10 PM Reply

Damn E, he's a stone cold killer.

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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:32 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:24 PM, tox wrote: I read the title as: i lost my bible... Again!

Dem damn bible thieves. They're everywhere!


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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:33 PM Reply

Was e black?


So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

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Response to I lost my bike...again Mar. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:39 PM Reply

At 3/22/13 01:48 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:46 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote:
Never did.

you lying liarface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I lost my bike...again


You're fucking weird. -Sectus

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