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I lost my bike...again

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I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 12:58:27


As I parked my bike near the lamppost and headed for the store to get some breathmints, I heard a-rustlin' in the leaves. Turning around, I saw a guy with a hoodie covering his face jumping onto my bike and riding it into kingdom come. I yelled "come back! Somebody get him!" but nobody helped me.

Crying, I asked the shopkeeper for the change. He handed me some candy saying he didn' have no change.

GODDAMN YOU E!

I lost my bike...again


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Response to I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 13:01:03


I actually had an insanely vivid dream about two guys actively chasing me for the purpose of stealing my bike. I had to seek refuge in a stranger's house and we ended up filming those guys stealing a bike, put it up on Youtube and used it as evidence to get them arrested. (Or at least to get the cops to talk to them).

Either way, that sucks, man. Isn't your bike name-branded? If so, a report to the police will get you it back.


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Response to I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 13:11:40


I thought you were wriggle for a second.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 13:24:37


How in the hell....

I read the title as: i lost my bible... Again!

I need a eye check


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Response to I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 13:42:00


At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote: I thought you were wriggle for a second.
I sent him a insulting pm today.
B)

And then you blocked me.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 13:46:15


Francis took it!

I lost my bike...again

Response to I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 13:46:45


At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote: I thought you were wriggle for a second.
I sent him a insulting pm today.
B)
And then you blocked me.
Your random pm's were annoying.

You said that you liked them.


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Response to I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 14:07:58


Thats nice


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Response to I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 14:10:45


Damn E, he's a stone cold killer.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 15:32:45


At 3/22/13 01:24 PM, tox wrote: I read the title as: i lost my bible... Again!

Dem damn bible thieves. They're everywhere!


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to I lost my bike...again 2013-03-22 15:39:45


At 3/22/13 01:48 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:46 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:42 PM, kisame wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:26 PM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 3/22/13 01:11 PM, kisame wrote:
Never did.

you lying liarface!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I lost my bike...again


Science can't lie.

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!