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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 09:50 AM Reply

Kids in a sandbox possibly own this thread?


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 09:56 AM Reply

At 2/25/13 09:47 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/25/13 09:36 AM, Dawcio510 wrote: Dude... 2 girls 1 cup is much more weird than fucking tentacles.
Agreed, just pondering the lack of shit in hentai. Regular Japanese porn is full of such bizarness. :/

Indeed you have right.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 09:59 AM Reply

there's a scene in a sakura sena tape where her children walk in her getting gangbanged

they treat it very normally

horrifying


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 10:17 AM Reply

I once watched a Spongebob porn-thing. A man had a Spongebob costume on. It was basically a large cardboard box painted to look like the lovable sponge character and had a hole cut out for the actor's face, which was painted yellow. It also might've had a hole for the cock, I can't remember.

About 2 minutes in, a woman who just barely resembled Sandy came over and gave Spongebob a BJ. The odd thing was, the make up people (assuming this porn hired people to do the make up) didn't bother painting his genitals. In fact, nothing below the belt was painted, except for the exposed portion of his legs (the calf area).

I stopped watching at that point.

Probably the best porno I've ever seen.
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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 02:41 PM Reply

At 2/25/13 09:50 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Kids in a sandbox possibly own this thread?

Is that the dildo in the dickhole thing? Cuz that shit was fucked up.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 02:51 PM Reply

He put it in her, then spun around in a circle like a top.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 06:29 PM Reply

I've had to delete two posts in this thread now. I'd like to remind you all of the rules:

Things that will get you banned:
Linking to pornographic or NSFW material without a clear warning.

I don't consider a link with the text: "This", as a clear warning, let's make it a little bit more obvious guys.

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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 06:44 PM Reply

Wow some people have watched some weird shit in here.

The weirdest thing I've ever seen (which I'm sure someone else here must know about) is Pterodactyl porn. I know it has a bit of a urban legend following on the internet and for some reason a girl I knew looked it up at one point and described it for a good laugh. Several years later I was really high and randomly thought of it so I looked it up.

I can't remember laughing so hard in ages. It's literally just three guys in these giant pterodactyl costumes (which are so cumbersome they literally can't move) and a chick fucking all three of them at once. They don't even move and the lady just gets boned while pterodactyls stand around her. What makes it even better is at some point a random pterodactyl hand puppet comes out of nowhere and just hangs out. Doesn't get involved or anything but it's just there. Doesn't top most things in here in terms of grossness but it was very WTF.

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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 07:23 PM Reply

Double Amputee midget porn with scat.

fuuuucked up.

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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 07:26 PM Reply

The part where the suddenly decide to zoom in on the male porn actor during a climax, what the fuck.

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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 07:43 PM Reply

This thread makes me realise just how disturbing we humans are.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 08:02 PM Reply

At 2/25/13 07:43 PM, Gagsy wrote: This thread makes me realise just how disturbing we humans are.

I lost hope a long time ago.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 08:04 PM Reply

At 2/25/13 08:01 PM, Natick wrote:
At 2/25/13 07:43 PM, Gagsy wrote: This thread makes me realise just how disturbing we humans are.
Pigs eat their own fecal matter and in rare cases, their own young.

Humans are pretty capable of doing the same thing. We're pretty bad.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 08:20 PM Reply

At 2/25/13 08:04 PM, EJR wrote:
At 2/25/13 08:01 PM, Natick wrote:
Pigs eat their own fecal matter and in rare cases, their own young.
Humans are pretty capable of doing the same thing. We're pretty bad.

While getting sexual gratification from the act no less.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 25th, 2013 @ 11:46 PM Reply

Weirdest thing in porn, where do I begin. I think I am going to need to list off a few since I can't decide.

* Japanese anal eel porn
* A man shoving his entire, bald head into a woman's cunt
* Pterodactyl porn
* Straight porn that focuses on the guy instead of the girl (I never realized how little there is of it until I accidentally found it)
* A porn compilation of just all the gurgling sounds and such but then played back twice as fast
* Left 4 Head
* Necrophiliac porn
* Mr. Hands
* Rocco comforting a new porn actress that's having a breakdown

I mean, if you guys really want to see some weird porn stuff, go google "efukt" and you'll find a site that compiles most of these things.

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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 04:46 AM Reply

Anything Rule 34. Especially on non-humans.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 04:46 AM Reply

Smurf porn


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Feb. 26th, 2013 @ 06:12 AM Reply

Something about a cell phone and vagina.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 2nd, 2013 @ 10:36 AM Reply

In terms of disturbing quality, I would probably say the classic "2 Girls 1 Cup". I actually saw some more clips (okay, maybe ONE other) that were said to be really disgusting, but it's just that 2G1C was so disturbing, I could never be bothered by porn again. Of course, the same can't be said for other unpleasant videos like "3 guys 1 hammer".


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 2nd, 2013 @ 10:38 AM Reply

Pretty much anything on eFukt.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 3rd, 2013 @ 03:21 PM Reply

At 2/26/13 04:46 AM, kopacetic wrote: Anything Rule 34. Especially on non-humans.

Rule 34 is already anything. So I guess you're probably not a big fan of porn in general. Yes, I know you're referring more to characters, but there's porn for more stuff these days.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:04 PM Reply

Efukt.com is the weirdest porn ever.

I saw a queef off.
A girl who got a bad headache from sucking a guy up.
A girl fingering herself and she didin't realized she was shitting herself and then she rubbed the shit on her cooch.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:18 PM Reply

If bestiality counts, I'd say dog on trans
else, lolshock dot com has some nice and funny short vids and gifs.

also scat and vomit


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:25 PM Reply

Efukt is hilarious.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:36 PM Reply

At 3/3/13 03:21 PM, Ericho wrote:
At 2/26/13 04:46 AM, kopacetic wrote: Anything Rule 34. Especially on non-humans.
Rule 34 is already anything. So I guess you're probably not a big fan of porn in general. Yes, I know you're referring more to characters, but there's porn for more stuff these days.

I mainly referring to Pokemon, MLP, Digimon Rule 34


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 3rd, 2013 @ 04:37 PM Reply

At 3/3/13 04:25 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Efukt is hilarious.

Haha have you seen the girls that had the queef off?


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 14th, 2013 @ 02:52 PM Reply

At 3/3/13 04:37 PM, MidoriKatsu wrote: Haha have you seen the girls that had the queef off?

I must have missed this


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 14th, 2013 @ 03:03 PM Reply

in this Japanese porn i got off 4chan there was a girl who liked toget cumshots in her eye


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 14th, 2013 @ 03:09 PM Reply

At 3/14/13 03:03 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote: in this Japanese porn i got off 4chan there was a girl who liked toget cumshots in her eye

Eyedrop cum, sounds fun.


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Response to Weirdest thing you've seen in porn Mar. 14th, 2013 @ 03:27 PM Reply

At 3/14/13 03:03 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote: in this Japanese porn i got off 4chan there was a girl who liked toget cumshots in her eye

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