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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 01:48 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 12:17 PM, Korriken wrote:
At 2/22/13 12:11 AM, leanlifter1 wrote:
Go read my post on called Free Market fallacy ! as it's about the most eloquent and honest thing ever placed on these forums.
that thread was mindless wash you took from a website and posted here. and didn't even give the website credit.

Your opinion and you untitled to it however an opinion doesn't mean you know what your on about. At any rate the collective mentality here is very minor on these forums and of that I know as a fact because you guy's can't even read a proper written thread when [resented one and instead post garbage bickering in mindless shlock entertainment threads like this one.


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:15 PM Reply

You see, Canada's military may be tiny and very small in power and equipment compared to America's, but we still fight with more dedication and perseverance.


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:20 PM Reply

No one has said this yet, I'm surprise. CANADA has a military? ahahaha oh man..

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:23 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 03:20 PM, Saen wrote: No one has said this yet, I'm surprise. CANADA has a military? ahahaha oh man..

your a idiot. everyone knows that Canadian Special Forces consists of Lumberjacks mounted on Armored Mooses!

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 03:44 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 03:23 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 2/22/13 03:20 PM, Saen wrote: No one has said this yet, I'm surprise. CANADA has a military? ahahaha oh man..
your a idiot. everyone knows that Canadian Special Forces consists of Lumberjacks mounted on Armored Mooses!

Not as good as Australia's Kangaroo cavalry. They are quite famous for their accuracy with a boomerang.

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:13 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 03:44 PM, Ceratisa wrote: Not as good as Australia's Kangaroo cavalry. They are quite famous for their accuracy with a boomerang.

you sir are a moron! everyone knows the Kangaroo Cavalry is a diversion so the Crocodile Commandos can go behind enemy lines and sabotage.

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:23 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 04:13 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 2/22/13 03:44 PM, Ceratisa wrote: Not as good as Australia's Kangaroo cavalry. They are quite famous for their accuracy with a boomerang.
you sir are a moron! everyone knows the Kangaroo Cavalry is a diversion so the Crocodile Commandos can go behind enemy lines and sabotage.

Sir, I think you are understating the combat role that the Kangaroo Cavalry has come to fill in the past 20 years. combined with the Sugar Glider Recon you have a capable fighting force.

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:25 PM Reply

None of this matters, we can just airlift the Federal Reserve into any country we want. Then Ben Bernanke will sit in his office with a mimeograph and print large denomination bills 24/7, crippling the economy of whatever country we wish to destroy with hyperinflation.

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:29 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 04:23 PM, Ceratisa wrote: Sir, I think you are understating the combat role that the Kangaroo Cavalry has come to fill in the past 20 years. combined with the Sugar Glider Recon you have a capable fighting force.

HA! but what of the many platoons of plyatapus?

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 04:33 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 04:25 PM, Feoric wrote: None of this matters, we can just airlift the Federal Reserve into any country we want. Then Ben Bernanke will sit in his office with a mimeograph and print large denomination bills 24/7, crippling the economy of whatever country we wish to destroy with hyperinflation.

Sad thing is you my friend are 100% correct other than the particulars such as bill printing as it's all digital currency now in days but that's an aside.


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 06:54 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 10:58 AM, morefngdbs wrote:
At 2/21/13 10:17 PM, orangebomb wrote: The only thing that Canada could beat America in .
World record for 2nd place sniper - Canadian Rob Furlong
World record for 1st place sniper - Britian Craig Harrison
World record for 3rd place sniper - Canadian Aaron Perry

Ooh, congratulations, you want a cookie for finding something that irrelevant? None of them would stack up to the 2 greatest snipers of all, American Carlos Hathcock and Finland's Simo Hayha.

Apparently, the Canadians just love to one-up Americans in war, especially when we do all the dirty work or deal with the more fortified beach to deal with, but hey, it's nothing.


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 07:34 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 10:58 AM, morefngdbs wrote: So top 4 in the world ...America's not even on this list ( & FYI snipers unlike tug of war is done in war ~;)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_recorded_sniper_kills

Cherry Picking, you're only counting the top four, and leaving out the fact that of the 11 records listed, 5 of those shots were made by Americans, compared to Canada and the UK's two records a piece, Norway's and Australia's one a piece.

Also of note, of those 11 shots taken, 8 of the rifles used were American made. Not Australian, Canadian, or British, American made steel.

Given how often this record changes, how much the U.S. Military spends on technology and training, and how many Americans have laid claim to the longest sniper shot ever recorded (we did create that record, as well as lay claim to having trained one of the deadliest snipers in the world) I don't think it will be too long before we see an American as the record holder again.

But congratulations on winning a tug of war, you can finally say the Canadian Military is good at SOMETHING the American Military isn't.

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:47 PM Reply

Nobody would beat the US in open no holds barred war. Occupying a country? That's a different question. Military might vs military might we blow everybody out of the water.


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 08:53 PM Reply

At 2/22/13 08:47 PM, RacistBassist wrote: Nobody would beat the US in open no holds barred war. Occupying a country? That's a different question. Military might vs military might we blow everybody out of the water.

We'd actually blow several of the next largest militaries out of the water in conventional warfare.

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 22nd, 2013 @ 09:03 PM Reply

I was talking with my Dad a little while ago about the new world record, and he wanted me to pass along these two bits of information for everyone on here.

First, he wanted me to point out that the world record holding Australian used a Barret M82 rifle, made by none other than Barret Firearms Manufacturing in lovely Murfreesboro, Tennessee. Upon further review, four of the record sniper shots were made with firearms from BFM. Go figure.

Second, he wanted me to point that this is a record that celebrates death. In order for somebody to make the world record, somebody else had to die, something nobody tends to think about.


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 11:08 AM Reply

I remember reading on Cracked that Canada actually has a better army than people give it credit for. Of course, you have to remember that America has an enormous military budget, greater than that of all the other countries COMBINED. I'd hate to see what would happen if an American soldier tried to take on a NORTH KOREAN guy. They'd probably bomb our country just for the confrontation.


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 12:16 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 11:08 AM, Ericho wrote: I remember reading on Cracked that Canada actually has a better army than people give it credit for. Of course, you have to remember that America has an enormous military budget, greater than that of all the other countries COMBINED. I'd hate to see what would happen if an American soldier tried to take on a NORTH KOREAN guy. They'd probably bomb our country just for the confrontation.

You need to look at Defense spending in terms of GDP %. In some cases we are smaller. We just happen to be the biggest economy in the world by far.

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At 2/22/13 09:03 PM, Proteas wrote: Second, he wanted me to point that this is a record that celebrates death. In order for somebody to make the world record, somebody else had to die, something nobody tends to think about.

;;;
You are quite mistaken sir.

As a previous poster made fun of 'tug of war' being a nonwar topic =. AKA something that doesn't end in death

I picked something that DEFINATELY ended in death !

If I had wanted to pick really hard on Americans & shown you winning I would have picked a drone attack, where a massive amount of collateral damage also happened (which wouldn't have been very hard ) & if I was really pushing I owuld have used the one in Yemen where a journalist is in Prison right now for reporting an outright LIE of Obama's where he said a bunch of terrorists were killed by a drone , but a bunch of children, women & old men were found by the journalist to actually have been killed ... Obama's camp of cronies immediately called the Yemen stooges wo bow to them & had him imprisoned ...for temlling the truth ...Which IMO is becoming the New American Normal way of doing business.

http://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/listeningpost/2012/03/20 12323201744332607.html


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 04:28 PM Reply

Just a bit of advice to anyone currently bickering with a Canuck:

Canada as a nation has a nasty case of trying to one up every other country, especially the USA.

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 05:11 PM Reply

How is this political?

because its in the politics thread, thats why!


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 06:43 PM Reply

At 2/21/13 10:34 PM, leanlifter1 wrote: It's a matter of better discipline and diet and the training is about on par. As depicted here the American was overweight therefore giving the upper hand to the better physically conditioned and disciplined French Canadian.

Ummm...a few things:

First of all...let's assume that the American was overweight as you (mistakenly...but I'll get to that in a moment) think. The match starts at 0:33ish (give or take a few seconds). The CF soldier does not win until roughly 2 minutes later at 2:30ish. So this, what you assume to be, fat, less conditioned and disciplined soldier almost wins several times and gives the CF soldier a good run. When doing this sort of contest...2 minutes is a helluva long time.

Secondly...the American soldier was not overweight. Look again: he is wearing what appears to be a flak or bullet proof vest and and CamelBak. The CF soldier on the other hand...is not wearing any such gear. SO...the American soldier is wearing between 10-20lbs EXTRA dead weight than the CF soldier. Oh...and it also hampers mobility. If anything that speaks to the conditioning and discipline of the American soldier. Especially the discipline of the American soldier since he was staying in uniform with the other Americans present who were most likely not allowed to take their gear off.

To demonstrate I took a screen shot. Look at the part of the harness that goes around the upper thighs. This is where his butt should be. Then look up. Notice how his 'fat' protudes out in both an angle that is sloping up (instead of down like fat would) and in a straight (not drooping) line. Also...his 'fat' is much more pronounced on his back instead of his belly. This is because the part of the harness that goes up his chest is pushing his vest backwards resulting in the distorted body contour.

I wonder how the result would have been if it had been a fair competition where the American did not start out at a disadvantage? After all...he was pulling the CF soldier around like a rag almost as much as the CF was pulling the American around.

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 06:48 PM Reply

Also, just let me go on record as saying that I have a very good friend who (at the time) was serving with the CF Reserves and deployed to Afghanistan. Also, while I was deployed I got to serve with the CF Air Force component. And I do respect my Canuck bretherin and sisterin.


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 06:50 PM Reply

hey Mason did you get to pet the mooses from the mounted Lumberjack division?

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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 07:10 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 06:50 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: hey Mason did you get to pet the mooses from the mounted Lumberjack division?

Yes! I was shocked to find that, like camels, they spit! :)


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 07:57 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 07:10 PM, TheMason wrote: Yes! I was shocked to find that, like camels, they spit! :)

Lol! those suckers are BIG!

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At 2/23/13 07:57 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:
At 2/23/13 07:10 PM, TheMason wrote: Yes! I was shocked to find that, like camels, they spit! :)
Lol! those suckers are BIG!

Yeah...and the Moose they ride into battle are not all that small either! Sends the Taliban running.

Also, I read somewhere Obama was considering sending them on the raid to get bin Laden but decided it would be a war crime!


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 23rd, 2013 @ 08:09 PM Reply

At 2/23/13 08:06 PM, TheMason wrote: Yeah...and the Moose they ride into battle are not all that small either! Sends the Taliban running.

of course to them they are demon horned Camels!

Also, I read somewhere Obama was considering sending them on the raid to get bin Laden but decided it would be a war crime!

well Mooses are weapons of natural mass destruction.

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At 2/21/13 05:12 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Lol then lets see the dedication and discipline of canadian military in conventional warefare against us lets see how far you guys get. Not very far I can imagine.

"Conventional" meaning the least conventional and least common type of warfare ever.


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Response to Canadian Military vs Americans ! Feb. 24th, 2013 @ 09:08 AM Reply

A canadian soldier won in a game of tug of war. What an achievement for the canadian military. Canadians should be proud.


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At 2/24/13 09:08 AM, thegarbear14 wrote: A canadian soldier won in a game of tug of war. What an achievement for the canadian military. Canadians should be proud.

All while NOT wearing any gear! :)


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