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Oldest Thing You Own

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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 14:17:11


My oldest possession is probably an antique buttplug, a family heirloom which was given to me by my great grandmother and has been in our family since the early 19th century. I use it every night.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 14:28:40


At 12/18/12 02:09 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: 2 troglodyte fossils that are at least 200 million years old are sitting on my desk.

...right. My Phacops beats that estimate either way.

In terms of human-made objects, the oldest thing in my room is probably the copy of Watership Down given to me by my father... the book's older than I am.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 14:53:00


At 12/18/12 02:28 PM, Ghostfishe wrote:
At 12/18/12 02:09 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote: 2 troglodyte fossils that are at least 200 million years old are sitting on my desk.
...right. My Phacops beats that estimate either way.

In terms of human-made objects, the oldest thing in my room is probably the copy of Watership Down given to me by my father... the book's older than I am.

Well, I'm glad you called me out. I meant to say trilobite and didn't catch myself until after I posted. I was waiting for someone to reply before I did so I didn't double post.

Now that that's cleared up, the last of these went extinct roughly 250 million years ago. So, they can't be any newer than that, logically they can't be any younger than that. They could still be older.

Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 15:43:30


The oldest thing i have is Medal from world war 2 my grandfather gave me when i was 5.


I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.

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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 15:59:17


I have a dinosaur hip bone in my bookcase.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 19:17:19


Dinosaur bones. As for man made stuff, I have the Wind and the Willows book which I'm pretty sure is a damn sight older than me (and in better condition).

Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 19:34:47


I dont know. Age doesn't mean shit to me. You can give me a 1000 year old stone elephant necklace and i'll still leave it at the bottom of my dresser.

I would say my MIDI piano, its from 2001 or something


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 19:38:18


I have a cool rock that I found when I was little. That's probably pretty old... or fake. I thought it was cool because it was shiney and black and it weighed a lot less than you would think it would for it's size.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 19:46:13


At 12/17/12 11:56 PM, Viper50 wrote: A coin from 1712 ._.

Gimme dis, I want money!


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 19:47:56


Got a bunch of fairly old hydrogen atoms sitting on my desk here.
Rad.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 19:54:02


At 12/18/12 07:46 PM, scoutthesoldier wrote:
At 12/17/12 11:56 PM, Viper50 wrote: A coin from 1712 ._.
Gimme dis, I want money!

Nah it's mine.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 20:33:55


A Snoopy Jack-in-the-box. It belonged to my mama.

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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 20:40:04


I have a tyrannosaurus's pubic hair I keep safe in a zip lock baggie.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 22:56:33


At 12/17/12 11:53 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote:
At 12/17/12 11:52 PM, Nor wrote: My Penis.
I said nothing inaporpriate. Please delete that post. This is a serious thread

Fucking Prude. What if he's Dick Goddard? That's all HE has left!


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-18 22:57:51


Also, an old mechanical pinball machine from the 70's.

On an unrelated note, this OP'er scares the shit out of me.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-19 01:31:15


Various fossils, including a several million year old trilobite.

Man-made, probably some jewelry. I doubt any of that is more than a couple hundred years old, though, except for an old arrowhead.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-19 01:33:18


A nickel from 1943. Boring I know


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-19 02:30:33


Apologies for the shitty picture. I used my webcamera to be fast.

guitar, 1920s.
Amp, I dunno.

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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-19 04:10:40


At 12/18/12 12:17 AM, JBK wrote: Your mother.

Dammit.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-19 05:08:51


1939 Russian Mosin Nagant 91/30

Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-19 10:31:37


Probably this got it from my grandmother a long time ago.

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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-19 12:28:38


A knife with human bone as the hilt...yeah some really fucked up things were looted in WW2.


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Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-19 14:18:30


At 12/17/12 11:51 PM, DragonBallDavid wrote: What is the oldest thing you own?

your whore mother

Response to Oldest Thing You Own 2012-12-19 14:55:24


At 12/19/12 02:25 PM, Xenomit wrote:
At 12/19/12 01:53 AM, Xenomit wrote: A 7000-9000 year old quartz Native American arrow head
I guess I won this thread

Fossils are older than Native american relics