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Drunk Actions

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Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 12:10:33


So, I got drunk last night and made some of my friends mad at me.

Has this ever happened to you?


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 12:12:26


If by getting drunk you mean touching yourself alone on a friday night, then yes.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 12:29:08


At 12/1/12 12:21 PM, Provoke wrote: Oh god yes, that has certainly happened to me. But a good thing about this is that if they knew you were drunk at the time and still got mad at you, then they probably weren't good friends to begin with.

Yeah, especially if they're still mad at you after you've already explained the situation and apologized.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 12:49:41


At 12/1/12 12:12 PM, TheHumanNugget wrote: If by getting drunk you mean touching yourself alone on a friday night, then yes.

Your friends get mad because you jack off on fridays? Alone? What the fuck else are you doing?

Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 12:57:03


To the extent where I've absolutely chilled out on drinking altogether.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 13:36:21


I do not drink alcoholic beverages though I can madden my friends.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 13:39:59


Yes. Its how I lost all my high school friends and spiraled into a depressive state that to this day still haunts me.

Good luck.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 14:21:51


At 12/1/12 01:42 PM, notYert wrote:
At 12/1/12 01:36 PM, satanbrain wrote: I do not drink alcoholic beverages
you must be pretty lame

It is the drunkard's brain which is lamed, not the abstainer's.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 14:23:57


Perhaps its a sign that you need to get new friends


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 14:32:53


I dont do anything stupid when im drunk because im not an idiot.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 19:13:35


one time i got drunk off a beer and beat my grandma relentlessly. lol she was cool though she understood.

Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 19:20:44


At 12/1/12 02:21 PM, satanbrain wrote:
At 12/1/12 01:42 PM, notYert wrote:
At 12/1/12 01:36 PM, satanbrain wrote: I do not drink alcoholic beverages
you must be pretty lame
It is the drunkard's brain which is lamed, not the abstainer's.

Boom.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 19:42:37


At 12/1/12 12:12 PM, TheHumanNugget wrote: If by getting drunk you mean touching yourself alone on a friday night, then yes.

#straightedgeprobs


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 20:10:29


I either go drinking, or go to my friends. I never seem to want to do both.

Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 20:38:52


At 12/1/12 12:41 PM, Cootie wrote: What exactly did you do?

I got into a huge argument with one of my friends some really bullshit issue. It made him so mad that we had to talk it out today.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 22:29:09


lol Is that it?

Alcohol is a dangerous drug. You have to be careful with that stuff.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 22:33:19


plenty of times my friend. you can fix this by smoking marijuana. its a safer, more fun time, and no one gets mad at each other :)

Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-01 22:35:36


At 12/1/12 10:33 PM, maxxster wrote: plenty of times my friend. you can fix this by smoking marijuana. its a safer, more fun time, and no one gets mad at each other :)

Yeah it just makes you stab people and eat their faces

Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-02 03:18:48


At 12/1/12 10:29 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: lol Is that it?

Alcohol is a dangerous drug. You have to be careful with that stuff.

Remember, don't inject too much marijuana!


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-02 06:25:01


At 12/1/12 01:42 PM, notYert wrote:
At 12/1/12 01:36 PM, satanbrain wrote: I do not drink alcoholic beverages
you must be pretty lame

Maybe he's afraid that he will reveal some of his embarrassing secrets when drunk.

Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-02 10:39:35


At 12/2/12 03:18 AM, TheHumanNugget wrote:
At 12/1/12 10:29 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: lol Is that it?

Alcohol is a dangerous drug. You have to be careful with that stuff.
Remember, don't inject too much marijuana!

wat

I'm serious. Alcohol is dangerous.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-02 14:42:26


At 12/1/12 10:33 PM, maxxster wrote: plenty of times my friend. you can fix this by smoking marijuana. its a safer, more fun time, and no one gets mad at each other :)

Haha, I do that as well.


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Response to Drunk Actions 2012-12-02 21:50:34


I only piss off people when I am high on nyquil. Never doing that again. Apparently I yelled at people.