Okay, your being chased

[TheMadWasp]

I don't care if this has been done before, but here:
You are being chased by a group of thugs with guns and knives and you somehow run from the gunfire but you reach a dead end, the thugs catch up with you and are about to fire.

All you have is:
some toilet paper
A stone

Kinda lame items, but whatever, what do you do?

Remember there are more then one things with guns.

[Nor]

I get the toilet paper and cover my head up like a mummy and stick the stone up my ass, flawless plan indeed.
In all seriousness there is not much to do....

[XenonMonkey]

Wrap myself in toilet paper and make myself a mummy.

They'll get spooked and run away.

[Jester]

Wrap toilet paper around head as a turban, use presumably dirty stone to rub dirt on my face in a beard pattern, chase thugs shouting passages from the Qur'an.

[HipnikDragomir]

I wake up.

[SmartyPants]

Create a makeshift sling from the toilet paper and rock to use against the thugs. If that fails(which it is most likely to)then I'm fucked.

[Mismo]

I tell them that if they kill me they'll never know where treasure is buried. That will hopefully buy me some time and will lead them on a false journey around the world whereas I kill them one by one with the stone and use the toilet paper wipe blood off me, so that it at least doesn't look like I did. Whatever they believe me when I say didn't do it and that it probably was one them that killed the other one out greed because he wanted a bigger is not very likely. But then all I have is a stone and some toilet paper. If get to kill just one of them I see it as success.

[Scintillating]

I would twist the toilet paper around the rock until it was sturdy enough to be used as a bola/flail, and smash their heads in.

Then have my way with their corpses.

[sayomgwtf]

At 11/23/12 04:23 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: I get the toilet paper and cover my head up like a mummy and stick the stone up my ass, flawless plan indeed.
In all seriousness there is not much to do....

I seriously need to go out and do something with myself besides work. I read this and I kept laughing like an idiot for like a minute, lol :P

[k6ka]

I'd stop on the dead end, raise my hands, and beg for mercy. When they get close enough, slip behind them and cover their faces with toilet paper and use the stone to beat away their knives and guns. I'll tie the thugs together and tighten the knots so they choke, not enough to kill them, but enough to gag them and knock them out. If that doesn't work, I'll slam the stone into their heads to knock them out. If that still doesn't work and they are getting back up to their feet, I'll grab one of the knives and kill them.

[beardkiller]

I use the stone to bludgon my attackers and if i win use the toilet paper to dress my wounds

[Dragen]

you're*

[Verspar]

"So do you want to play rock paper scissors?" - Famous last word

[Speedo]

I die.

[Angiki]

I play dead until one of them gets close, then whack him in the eye with the stone and nab his gun.

[Ragnarokia]

"Yea fine, you will never know where the crack is then."
Then live a bit longer as they keep me held while trying to discover where my none existent stash is.

[Freaki-boy92]

i hide.

[HipnikDragomir]

At 11/23/12 05:42 PM, Dragen wrote: you're*

*you're

[Viktor]

At 11/23/12 04:19 PM, Madjasper1 wrote: I don't care if this has been done before, but here:
You are being chased by a group of thugs with guns and knives and you somehow run from the gunfire but you reach a dead end, the thugs catch up with you and are about to fire.

All you have is:
some toilet paper
A stone

Kinda lame items, but whatever, what do you do?

Remember there are more then one things with guns.

Toilet Paper, wipe my ass when I shit myself.

Throw a rock at the bucket causing water to fall on the electric system, causing power outages, cauing planes to fall, causing explosions that kill thugs.

[SneakyGameBoy]

Take a shit on the stone and whip my ass with the toilet paper, leaving the thugs completely confused.

[SeekerFang17]

There's nothing I can do. I might as well just bite the roll of toilet paper and clench the stone as hard as I can and hope that the shots kill me quickly and painlessly.

[LionzNTiggerz]

Eat the toilet paper as my one last pleasure in this life. Then throw the stone at them.

[RPGCrazyCritic]

At 11/23/12 05:39 PM, k6ka wrote: I'd stop on the dead end, raise my hands, and beg for mercy. When they get close enough, slip behind them and cover their faces with toilet paper and use the stone to beat away their knives and guns. I'll tie the thugs together and tighten the knots so they choke, not enough to kill them, but enough to gag them and knock them out. If that doesn't work, I'll slam the stone into their heads to knock them out. If that still doesn't work and they are getting back up to their feet, I'll grab one of the knives and kill them.

Somebody plays Grand Theft Auto on the easy mode.

I would probably kill myself. I probably owe serious drug money.

[Gimmick]

Pick up another stone and throw it.
Repeat.
If I get wounded I wrap the injured part in toilet paper.
And then live a life where I am constantly running from the cops.

[Gimmick]

At 11/24/12 03:26 AM, Gimmick wrote: And then live a life where I am constantly running from the cops.

Oh, great. First thugs and knives, now I'm running from the cops. What the hell did I do this time?

[RPGCrazyCritic]

At 11/24/12 03:26 AM, Gimmick wrote: And then live a life where I am constantly running from the cops.

Wat

[Gimmick]

At 11/24/12 03:27 AM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: Wat

I misread the part about thugs as "cops", twice.

As a result I am now running from the thugs and the cops.

[Boomstick]

You are.

[mothballs]

I would beat them senseless with the toilet paper.

[Boss]

jack off and cum into the toilet paper and throw the rock so they shoot me while im cumming