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how to seduce

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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-22 22:53:58


At 6/22/12 10:44 PM, apocalypseven wrote: Your to young for a relationship, I would be careful, what will happen is the girl that's 'interested in you' will get you emotionally attached to her, take your virginity, then break up with you for the lols.

Then you will probably go to a mental institution or worse.

Why are people taking your advice? .-.


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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-22 22:54:35


At 6/22/12 10:53 PM, egg82 wrote:
Why are people taking your advice? .-.

Why are you a blood sucking nat?


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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-22 22:58:30


At 6/22/12 10:54 PM, apocalypseven wrote: Why are you a blood sucking nat?

gnat*, but meh. It's commonly misspelled, anyway.

I hope I don't suck blood o.o
and I hope i'm not a gnat O.o

unless that was a metaphor?
In which case... It didn't really fit too well :/

Try again?


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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-22 23:30:29


ITT:

If you look closely you can see a group of newgrounds.com general forum bbs users arguing about dick size and other silly nonsense.

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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-22 23:35:05


At 6/22/12 11:31 PM, Yert wrote: you're just jelly of my dick

You're jailbait, why would I be jellyous of anything doing with you?

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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-22 23:54:33


On a more serious post for this thread, soft kisses on the neck rile girls, and guys, up really easily.


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 00:19:46


At 6/22/12 10:57 PM, Yert wrote:
At 6/22/12 10:51 PM, kakalxlax wrote: hey babe, i have a 30cm dick
my dick is a bit over five and a half inches and considering how small the rest of my body is and how young i am it's a bit above average i'd say

i'm quite proud of it

use real measuring units


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 00:41:04


this is a sad thread, when we have nothing better to do than argue about penis size, i blame it on society


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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 00:44:43


At 6/23/12 12:41 AM, apocalypseven wrote: this is a sad thread, when we have nothing better to do than argue about penis size, i blame it on society

I have the biggest e-peen on NG! Nobody can tell me differently >.>


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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 08:29:08


Invest in this and you will never have to seduce women, they will come running to you. It will be THE BEST purchase you make in your life. It's fairly cheap and worth every penny.

Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 09:55:30


It's not about how you seduce, it's about how you part.

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When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.

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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 10:59:35


This is hilarious.


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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 18:59:05


At 6/23/12 09:55 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: It's not about how you seduce, it's about how you part.

Baby.... we just weren't meant to be :(

Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 19:15:56


At 6/22/12 07:35 PM, apocalypseven wrote: Act:

"Go get em, tiger" (rawr)

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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 20:07:58


Why are you a blood sucking nat?

*gnat
Also, I know a bunch of girls who like nerdy guys.
By nerdy guys, I don't mean retarded hipster people who wear thick-framed glasses and vests. I mean guys who are super into video games, watch too much anime, and are generally socially unacceptable. Some chicks dig that shit and some of them are even relatively sane.


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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 20:26:31


At 6/23/12 08:07 PM, SpazzmuhTazzmuhRazz wrote:
Also, I know a bunch of girls who like nerdy guys.

No, they don't like them , their just hanging out with them so they can do their homework and give them the cheatlist to their tests.


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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 23:33:13


At 6/23/12 09:40 PM, Benji wrote: so where does the penis go?

that's up to you


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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 23:35:48


At 6/23/12 09:40 PM, Benji wrote: so where does the penis go?

in her pooper of course.
Where else does it go? Her vagina? HA. yeah right.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to how to seduce 2012-06-23 23:39:03


At 6/23/12 11:35 PM, MrRager wrote:
in her pooper of course.
Where else does it go? Her vagina? HA. yeah right.

lol


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