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hey babe, i have a 30cm dick

At 6/22/12 10:53 PM, egg82 wrote:

Why are people taking your advice? .-.

Why are you a blood sucking nat?

At 6/22/12 10:51 PM, kakalxlax wrote: hey babe, i have a 30cm dick

my dick is a bit over five and a half inches and considering how small the rest of my body is and how young i am it's a bit above average i'd say

i'm quite proud of it

At 6/22/12 11:30 PM, BrokenPaw wrote: ITT:

If you look closely you can see a group of newgrounds.com general forum bbs users arguing about dick size and other silly nonsense.

you're just jelly of my dick

At 6/22/12 11:35 PM, BrokenPaw wrote: You're jailbait, why would I be jellyous of anything doing with you?

because i'm awesome!

A gun.

At 6/22/12 11:37 PM, Yert wrote:

At 6/22/12 11:35 PM, BrokenPaw wrote: You're jailbait, why would I be jellyous of anything doing with you?

because i'm awesome!

He's got you there.

On a more serious post for this thread, soft kisses on the neck rile girls, and guys, up really easily.

At 6/22/12 10:57 PM, Yert wrote:

At 6/22/12 10:51 PM, kakalxlax wrote: hey babe, i have a 30cm dick

my dick is a bit over five and a half inches and considering how small the rest of my body is and how young i am it's a bit above average i'd say

i'm quite proud of it

use real measuring units

At 6/23/12 12:19 AM, kakalxlax wrote:

At 6/22/12 10:57 PM, Yert wrote:

At 6/22/12 10:51 PM, kakalxlax wrote: hey babe, i have a 30cm dick

my dick is a bit over five and a half inches and considering how small the rest of my body is and how young i am it's a bit above average i'd say

i'm quite proud of it

use real measuring units

there's no need for me to use real measuring units when my penis is this glorious

At 6/23/12 12:19 AM, kakalxlax wrote: use real measuring units

Blame President Gerald Ford for our fucked up measurement system XD

this is a sad thread, when we have nothing better to do than argue about penis size, i blame it on society

Invest in this and you will never have to seduce women, they will come running to you. It will be THE BEST purchase you make in your life. It's fairly cheap and worth every penny.

HAI NG I TOTALLY FUCKED 10 SUPERMODELS LAST WEEK AM I COOL NOW GUYS?

lolcaps

This is hilarious.

At 6/22/12 07:35 PM, apocalypseven wrote: Act:

"Go get em, tiger" (rawr)

Why are you a blood sucking nat?

*gnat
Also, I know a bunch of girls who like nerdy guys.
By nerdy guys, I don't mean retarded hipster people who wear thick-framed glasses and vests. I mean guys who are super into video games, watch too much anime, and are generally socially unacceptable. Some chicks dig that shit and some of them are even relatively sane.

At 6/23/12 08:07 PM, SpazzmuhTazzmuhRazz wrote:

Also, I know a bunch of girls who like nerdy guys.

No, they don't like them , their just hanging out with them so they can do their homework and give them the cheatlist to their tests.

so where does the penis go?

At 6/23/12 09:40 PM, Benji wrote: so where does the penis go?

that's up to you

At 6/23/12 09:40 PM, Benji wrote: so where does the penis go?

in her pooper of course.
Where else does it go? Her vagina? HA. yeah right.

At 6/23/12 11:35 PM, MrRager wrote:

in her pooper of course.
Where else does it go? Her vagina? HA. yeah right.

lol