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Does weed help a cold?

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Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 08:53:37


So I'm coming down with a cold or a flu or something and feeling pretty shitty.
Just the usual sore throat, minor headache and runny / blocked nose.
I'm just wondering if anyone knows if weed would help? I figured maybe seeing as it usually dries your sinus passage and everything but who knows...

Anyone tried before or have theories?


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Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 08:55:13


You have a sore throat so you're going to put smoke in there.


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Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 09:00:20


At 5/4/12 08:55 AM, MushookieMan wrote: You have a sore throat so you're going to put smoke in there.

... What if I ate it?


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Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 09:38:59


It only works if you inject it into your scrotum. That way it gets evenly distributed through your blood vessels and fights the infection without and harsh negative effects and a much lower risk of addiction or overdose.


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Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 11:24:07


Yes, weed is the magical drug that cures all known ailments. That's why the government makes it illegal, cause the FDA would go bankrupt.

Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 12:08:33


It could intensify your feelings into thinking you were dying leading into a bad trip.

Better get some light painkillers first.

Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 12:36:06


At 5/4/12 11:24 AM, Rallard wrote: Yes, weed is the magical drug that cures all known ailments. That's why the government makes it illegal, cause the FDA would go bankrupt.

No my friend, cocaine is the treatment for your cold ailment. It's a wonderful little thing, and the first treatment is free.

Does weed help a cold?


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Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 12:36:55


I wouldn't if you have a sore throat, it'll only make it worse


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Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 12:45:08


Consume your weed when you're sick, don't smoke it silly.
Make tea, budder, cookies, the works.


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 13:58:12


Weed alleviates some symptoms of sickness, such as headache, other aches, and nausea. Being high also takes my mind off of how much it sucks being sick, so there's that too. Since you have a sore throat, though I'd recommend making edibles. Firecrackers are very easy to make even if you suck at cooking and don't require much weed to make.


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Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 15:13:24


weed helps everything.

Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 15:16:34


At 5/4/12 09:00 AM, AnarchistOverman wrote:
At 5/4/12 08:55 AM, MushookieMan wrote: You have a sore throat so you're going to put smoke in there.
... What if I ate it?

ohhh this is already going down hill,
and all the rest of you, shame on you...
you know that THC is the only cure all substance when in mixed with water and consumed


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Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 19:59:03


At 5/4/12 01:26 PM, Ilssm wrote:
At 5/4/12 11:24 AM, Rallard wrote: Yes, weed is the magical drug that cures all known ailments. That's why the government makes it illegal, cause the FDA would go bankrupt.
Agreed, weed is God's all-natural nectar.

Stoners say it all the time, so it must be true.

This! Win.

Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 20:02:14


At 5/4/12 03:16 PM, tox wrote:
At 5/4/12 09:00 AM, AnarchistOverman wrote: ... What if I ate it?
ohhh this is already going down hill,
and all the rest of you, shame on you...
you know that THC is the only cure all substance when in mixed with water and consumed

So, bong? That might even work.

Response to Does weed help a cold? 2012-05-04 20:51:20


Marijuana? Enjoy your Paranoid Schizophrenia.


The preceding post was probably made when I was wasted. Only a fool would think of it as fact.

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