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Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 14:59:11

If you look at any wrestling videos, you can see that the wood is spring loaded. Meaning even if it was real they wouldn't get hurt.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:00:28

At 29 seconds ago, Suprememessage wrote: If you look at any wrestling videos, you can see that the wood is spring loaded. Meaning even if it was real they wouldn't get hurt.

How dare they not wrestle on steel plated floor for you.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:01:31

Also if you look closely you'll notice they stand there getting punched and tombstoned without making any effort to defend themselves.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:01:48

At 50 seconds ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 29 seconds ago, Suprememessage wrote: If you look at any wrestling videos, you can see that the wood is spring loaded. Meaning even if it was real they wouldn't get hurt.
How dare they not wrestle on steel plated floor for you.

You can see the floor bounce. Meaning the impact is drastically reduced. meaning they aren't in as much danger as they make you think.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:02:45

At 29 seconds ago, Suprememessage wrote:
At 50 seconds ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 29 seconds ago, Suprememessage wrote: If you look at any wrestling videos, you can see that the wood is spring loaded. Meaning even if it was real they wouldn't get hurt.
How dare they not wrestle on steel plated floor for you.
You can see the floor bounce. Meaning the impact is drastically reduced. meaning they aren't in as much danger as they make you think.

Oh how dare they not put spikes on the floor for you as well, how inconsiderate they are.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:02:54

-Choreographed moves.
-Spring-loaded floor.
-Balsa wood chairs.

Of course it is real!

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:03:43

Even if it's fake, there's a lot of chances they get injured. Then they have to take a bunch of pain pills and random medications, and some of them become crazy and strangle their kids and wife.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:05:24

At 2 minutes ago, Ragnarokia wrote: Oh how dare they not put spikes on the floor for you as well, how inconsiderate they are.

Except he isn't saying they should wrestle on spikes.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:06:56

We already know wrestling is fake, you don't need to tell us.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:11:49

Wrestling is not real.But I have heard a ridiculous opinion they don't really get hurt or feel pain as it is fake.
A WWE classic fake-proof is the video with rey and orton in which orton hits rey's arm on the steel stairs.Or at least they want it to seem like that.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:15:44

I seem to remember when I was younger, a fat dude (Rakishi or something?) either had a car dropped on him, or dropped a car on someone. So yeah... pretty sure that was fake.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:16:14

Wrestling turned into a damn soap opera, which is the main reason I switched to UFC whenever I wanna see a real fight.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:17:37

Of course wrestling is real, just look at this struggle.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:18:37

At 2 minutes ago, Trambamboline wrote: I seem to remember when I was younger, a fat dude (Rakishi or something?) either had a car dropped on him, or dropped a car on someone. So yeah... pretty sure that was fake.

But rakishis rubbing his ass in peoples faces was all real no acting there


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:21:46

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMNIT!


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:21:56

At 2 minutes ago, gearsofwhore wrote: But rakishis rubbing his ass in peoples faces was all real no acting there

Hmm, I either never saw that or purposefully forgot it. Classy, fat dude. Classy.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:30:41

When The Rock Chaired that dude around it was real.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:33:30

I love wrestling naked before the fireplace.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:34:14

If you watch real close, you can tell Nightmare on Elm Street is a movie.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:34:31

No shit, Capt. Obvious.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:34:31

It might not be a real sport, but it's still very dangerous for the performers. Owen Hart died after a fall from the rafters, Stone-cold Steve Austin got his neck broke after a piledriver mistake.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:37:51

At 3 minutes ago, EKublai wrote: It might not be a real sport, but it's still very dangerous for the performers. Owen Hart died after a fall from the rafters, Stone-cold Steve Austin got his neck broke after a piledriver mistake.

And some guy shot his family down and killed himself.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:42:23

Vince McMahon himself has said himself that only 2% (yes, two) of his audience believe wrestling is real (skip to 27:52ish).

I watch wrestling from time to time because it's entertaining; like some people watch House, CSI or Glee.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:45:45

At 27 minutes ago, MrRager wrote: Of course wrestling is real, just look at this struggle.

The smell of that fart must taste real good.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:51:51

At 33 minutes ago, MrRager wrote: Of course wrestling is real, just look at this struggle.

the guy in blue is like "SMELL MY ASS" and the red guy is like "NEVER!!!"


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 16:02:18

You're absolutely right, OP. And as we all know, not real means not entertaining. That's why no one reads fiction or watches any movies.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 16:15:08

At 38 minutes ago, Ragnarokia wrote: I love wrestling naked before the fireplace.

That's the best kind of wrestling.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 16:48:02

At 37 minutes ago, Ryanson wrote: You're absolutely right, OP. And as we all know, not real means not entertaining. That's why no one reads fiction or watches any movies.

Yeah, I know corpulent middle-aged spiderman ripoffs are what keep ME entertained.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 19:44:38

At 4 hours ago, Ragnarokia wrote: I love wrestling naked before the fireplace.

Does the loser get chopped into firewood?

Obviously you won every round.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 21:45:48

Who wants to watch sweaty buff guys bump around if it isn't real?