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Proof wrestling isn't real

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Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 14:59:11


If you look at any wrestling videos, you can see that the wood is spring loaded. Meaning even if it was real they wouldn't get hurt.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:00:28


At 29 seconds ago, Suprememessage wrote: If you look at any wrestling videos, you can see that the wood is spring loaded. Meaning even if it was real they wouldn't get hurt.

How dare they not wrestle on steel plated floor for you.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:01:48


At 50 seconds ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 29 seconds ago, Suprememessage wrote: If you look at any wrestling videos, you can see that the wood is spring loaded. Meaning even if it was real they wouldn't get hurt.
How dare they not wrestle on steel plated floor for you.

You can see the floor bounce. Meaning the impact is drastically reduced. meaning they aren't in as much danger as they make you think.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:02:45


At 29 seconds ago, Suprememessage wrote:
At 50 seconds ago, Ragnarokia wrote:
At 29 seconds ago, Suprememessage wrote: If you look at any wrestling videos, you can see that the wood is spring loaded. Meaning even if it was real they wouldn't get hurt.
How dare they not wrestle on steel plated floor for you.
You can see the floor bounce. Meaning the impact is drastically reduced. meaning they aren't in as much danger as they make you think.

Oh how dare they not put spikes on the floor for you as well, how inconsiderate they are.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:02:54


-Choreographed moves.
-Spring-loaded floor.
-Balsa wood chairs.

Of course it is real!

/sarc.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:06:56


We already know wrestling is fake, you don't need to tell us.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:11:49


Wrestling is not real.But I have heard a ridiculous opinion they don't really get hurt or feel pain as it is fake.
A WWE classic fake-proof is the video with rey and orton in which orton hits rey's arm on the steel stairs.Or at least they want it to seem like that.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:15:44


I seem to remember when I was younger, a fat dude (Rakishi or something?) either had a car dropped on him, or dropped a car on someone. So yeah... pretty sure that was fake.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:16:14


Wrestling turned into a damn soap opera, which is the main reason I switched to UFC whenever I wanna see a real fight.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:17:37


Of course wrestling is real, just look at this struggle.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:18:37


At 2 minutes ago, Trambamboline wrote: I seem to remember when I was younger, a fat dude (Rakishi or something?) either had a car dropped on him, or dropped a car on someone. So yeah... pretty sure that was fake.

But rakishis rubbing his ass in peoples faces was all real no acting there


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:21:46



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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:21:56


At 2 minutes ago, gearsofwhore wrote: But rakishis rubbing his ass in peoples faces was all real no acting there

Hmm, I either never saw that or purposefully forgot it. Classy, fat dude. Classy.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:30:41


When The Rock Chaired that dude around it was real.

Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:33:30


I love wrestling naked before the fireplace.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:34:14


If you watch real close, you can tell Nightmare on Elm Street is a movie.

Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:34:31


No shit, Capt. Obvious.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:34:31


It might not be a real sport, but it's still very dangerous for the performers. Owen Hart died after a fall from the rafters, Stone-cold Steve Austin got his neck broke after a piledriver mistake.

Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:37:51


At 3 minutes ago, EKublai wrote: It might not be a real sport, but it's still very dangerous for the performers. Owen Hart died after a fall from the rafters, Stone-cold Steve Austin got his neck broke after a piledriver mistake.

And some guy shot his family down and killed himself.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 15:45:45


At 27 minutes ago, MrRager wrote: Of course wrestling is real, just look at this struggle.

The smell of that fart must taste real good.

Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 16:02:18


You're absolutely right, OP. And as we all know, not real means not entertaining. That's why no one reads fiction or watches any movies.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 16:15:08


At 38 minutes ago, Ragnarokia wrote: I love wrestling naked before the fireplace.

That's the best kind of wrestling.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 16:48:02


At 37 minutes ago, Ryanson wrote: You're absolutely right, OP. And as we all know, not real means not entertaining. That's why no one reads fiction or watches any movies.

Yeah, I know corpulent middle-aged spiderman ripoffs are what keep ME entertained.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 19:44:38


At 4 hours ago, Ragnarokia wrote: I love wrestling naked before the fireplace.

Does the loser get chopped into firewood?

Obviously you won every round.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 21:45:48


Who wants to watch sweaty buff guys bump around if it isn't real?


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 21:57:41


At 3 minutes ago, Suprememessage wrote: Who wants to watch sweaty buff guys bump around if it isn't real?

I am a wrestling fan. I don't care if it isn't real. To me, normal fighting sports like boxing are too bland. I appreciate the entertainment part that gets added to wrestling, atleast when their is a healthy balance between the wrestling and the entertainment.
And also, not all guys in wrestling are buff. There are smaller wrestlers, who have a rather normal build. Just look at the current champions of the WWE (CM Punk and Danile Bryan at the point when I made that post), they are good examples of how the average build and size of a wrestler has changed.
The whole "wrestling isn't real" thing is old anyways. I knew from the beginning that I don't see real fights, and the vast majority of fans also knows that.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-23 22:03:26


Hey when it comes to wrestling fans, there's something you should know. This might be new to you, but many wrestling fans KNOW THAT IT IS FAKE! It's entertainment.

Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-24 01:25:49


Wrestling is fake, huh?

I'd love to hear your theory on how they faked something like this then, please enlighten me.


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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-24 01:30:31


At 1 minute ago, HotCakes wrote: pretty much everything on television isn't factual even the news.

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Response to Proof wrestling isn't real 2012-03-24 01:31:30


the 12 year old in me says "no shit".


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