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Dirty Talk?

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Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 15:27:59


Anyone else not really into it?

Things like "Yeah, you like it don't you you little dirty bitch" or something about how much someone likes whatever is impossible for me to say with a straight face 99% of the time and makes the mood worse. I don't know, it just seems so ridiculous, childish even.

Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 15:33:25


At 2 minutes ago, MultiCanimefan wrote:
Things like "Yeah, you like it don't you you little dirty bitch" or something about how much someone likes whatever is impossible for me to say with a straight face 99% of the time and makes the mood worse.

I'm having trouble understanding this sentence..


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 15:35:59


Im not a fan of dirty talk. Its distracting and annoying. Its not a turn on and it kills the mood.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 15:36:03


If its childish to talk about how I would like to cut out my lovers heart, devour their love and defecate in the chest cavity during intercourse, then I guess I'm childish.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 15:46:18


At 17 minutes ago, MultiCanimefan wrote: Things like "Yeah, you like it don't you you little dirty bitch" or something about how much someone likes whatever is impossible for me to say with a straight face 99% of the time and makes the mood worse. I don't know, it just seems so ridiculous, childish even.

I couldn't agree more. Sex is best without that shit.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 15:52:07


I never know what to say in terms of dirty talk.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 15:59:11


At 44 seconds ago, Ryanson wrote: I never know what to say in terms of dirty talk.

''Oh, yeah, my male genitalia is inside you now. The friction and excitement is going to make me ejaculate later on. I'm really enjoying this, because reproduction is the goal of our species although we aren't actually reproducing i hope. Hmmhmm, but it's too bad that this moment of joy is such an incredibly small fragment of time when you put everything in perspective. Still, i want to do this, no matter how insignificant.. this.. oh.. specs.. atoms.. UNIVERSE. I came''


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:06:32


I find no reason putting this words in my mouth and annoying hearing 'em when I have a discussion.My friends and I fortunately speak ordinally.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:07:51


At 31 minutes ago, mizzjuicyflava wrote: Im not a fan of dirty talk. Its distracting and annoying. Its not a turn on and it kills the mood.

The same for me as well.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:10:12


At 9 minutes ago, FairSquare wrote: ''Oh, yeah, my male genitalia is inside you now." Etc. etc.

I said that to a girl once.

She decided she no longer wanted to major in science.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:15:55


At 5 minutes ago, Ryanson wrote:
At 9 minutes ago, FairSquare wrote: ''Oh, yeah, my male genitalia is inside you now." Etc. etc.
I said that to a girl once.

She decided she no longer wanted to major in science.

She didn't think it was a major turn on?


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:18:00


i will gigidy your zibidy boopidy beep, then smorgan the morgan pork out of you while i flipidy flopidy floop your shwaa


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:18:32


For some reason, talking about how much shit was shoveled on a given day by sanitation workers and how many times I fell into the dirt isn't very attractive.

I do not know why.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:38:25


It;s kinda awkward :p


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:39:40


You know what's even weirder?

Phone sex.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:40:24


I'm not really into it either. To me it's one of those forced kinks we're told makes sex more exciting. To me it's a mood killer idk maybe I just haven't had someone do it right yet as well.

Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:41:38


Bitches LOVE dirty talk. That's not a joke. Bitches fucking love dirty talk.

master the skill.

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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:44:46


When your in that moment (during sex) anythang goes verbally and it makes it all the mo better and kinky you feel me ?

Outside of sex tho, you know, it's kind of awkward yet sexy if used in the right context and situation


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 16:53:38


I fully agree with the OP. It seems stupid to me.

Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 17:48:27


At 2 hours ago, MultiCanimefan wrote: Anyone else not really into it?

Sure, you don't think you're the only one with that particular opinion, do you?

Things like "Yeah, you like it don't you you little dirty bitch" or something about how much someone likes whatever is impossible for me to say with a straight face 99% of the time and makes the mood worse. I don't know, it just seems so ridiculous, childish even.

Maybe you're just not good at it? I like bringing my girlfriend to the point of orgasm over the phone through vivid descriptions of intimate acts.

No it does nothing for me, and no it's not as good as any physical sex. But it feels great for her and that's what I do it for.

Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 18:04:32


Dirty talk is the best. If you for some reason disagree, I encourage you to watch any porn featuring Nick Manning and try to tell me otherwise.

Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 18:14:11


At 1 hour ago, Markface wrote: Bitches LOVE dirty talk. That's not a joke. Bitches fucking love dirty talk.

master the skill.

Yea, bitches, not fine ladies.

I hate it. It's stupid and weird.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 18:50:00


If you honestly never had a chick ride your dick aggressively while you tell her you want to suck her tit off and lube your cock with her pussy juice then you are not fucking properly.

Sometimes you have to give/recieve commands to please your woman/man


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 18:53:03


No, I'm not a fan of it. It makes the girl sound like a big whore.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 18:55:06


If you ask me it's eeringly insipid, except as a part of a joke I suppose.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 19:26:16


I guess it's entirely situational. There's a tacky way to do it and a right way to do it, I suppose. Done gratuitously, it turns into a giant eye-roller.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 20:15:14


At 4 hours ago, FairSquare wrote:
At 44 seconds ago, Ryanson wrote: I never know what to say in terms of dirty talk.
''Oh, yeah, my male genitalia is inside you now. The friction and excitement is going to make me ejaculate later on. I'm really enjoying this, because reproduction is the goal of our species although we aren't actually reproducing i hope. Hmmhmm, but it's too bad that this moment of joy is such an incredibly small fragment of time when you put everything in perspective. Still, i want to do this, no matter how insignificant.. this.. oh.. specs.. atoms.. UNIVERSE. I came''

This actually blew my mind. You sir, are a god among BBS-goers, maybe even among men in this real world I keep hearing so much about.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 20:37:27


At 20 minutes ago, onescarydude wrote:
At 4 hours ago, FairSquare wrote:
At 44 seconds ago, Ryanson wrote: I never know what to say in terms of dirty talk.
''Oh, yeah, my male genitalia is inside you now.,,
This actually blew my mind. You sir, are a god among BBS-goers, maybe even among men in this real world I keep hearing so much about.

Well, thanks, i guess.


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Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 20:38:42


Dirty talk is for dirty people.

Response to Dirty Talk? 2012-03-05 20:40:35


I think that just mastering the art of manly grunting during sex does the trick. Actually calling the girl a whore makes me feel silly.