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So I recently was linked to this picture, and my results were shitty since I just ate oreos and was playing Mortal Kombat.
How do you stack up?
I get tired of running after ten minutes, so my chances are slim unless I can drive and drive over any zombie I see. A tank would be good. BABOOM! Maybe a sniper and sit on a roof for hours.
At 1 minute ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: So I recently was linked to this picture, and my results were shitty since I just ate oreos and was playing Mortal Kombat.
How do you stack up?
Last thing I ate was porkchops, potatoes, green beans, and rolls, so I'm set there. My mom was the last person I texted so at least i have my mom left. And the last game I played was Ms. splosion man...
I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.
I was playing Happy Wheels as the WheelChair Guy, so I have a rocket fueled chair as a weapon.
I don't text or whatever, so I guess I'm alone.
and I just ate a banana, so bananas are pretty good at helping to get rid of depression and they're fruit. So, I guess I might be able to last for a bit.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
How the hell am I supposed to kill these zombies with this portal gun.
Pssh, who needs chicks when I have all these delicious pies to fuck? - Jason Steele
- My friend Dee that likes me. (that's kind of good.)
-I think the weapon was a Knuckle...from this one game.
Huh, well the soup is delicious So I don't mind c:
Person I survive with: Some depressed ass chick. I suppose I can use her as bait and/or something to fuck if needed.
Weapon: UMP45 with HAMR scope and golden camo. Yes, I play Call of Duty. Flame me.
Food: Chocolate chip cookies. I suppose I can live off of that.
"Censorship is telling a man that he cannot have a steak just because a baby cannot chew it." - Mark Twain
Last person I texted was my brother and hes a big strong guy so it'll be great to be teamed with him, plus it'll be nice to be with family.
The last game I played was actually Resident Evil 5 (lol) and the weapon I was using last was either that little mirco gun thing or a pistol which is another plus for me.
And the last food I ate was lasts nights dinner which was salmon, cous cous and some roasted veg. If I have that forever and nothing goes off then I think me and my bro are gonna be just fine.
Bowl of cereal with honey. Could be worse.
My friend is a pretty big strong guy.
I have an M16.
Last person I survive with is my mother, food is lifetime supply of Pizza Hut's Pepperoni Lover's pizza, and the weapon is the Black Box from TF2.
I think my chances of survival are 50/50
M2 Browning as my weapon?
I'd definitely survive with a .50 caliber machine gun. Not going to even bother checking who I survived with. 8)
#1 Penis worshipper. <3
my girl friend, a fully upgraded plasma cutter from deadspace and a full course meal of turkey, stuffing, milk, potato, greens, tofu, and gravy..
holy fucking monster balls am i set for this shit
call me toxie 0.~
At 4 hours ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: So I recently was linked to this picture, and my results were shitty since I just ate oreos and was playing Mortal Kombat.
How do you stack up?
Good thing i played Contra before reading this EAT SPREAD GUN WALKING PILES OF MEAT!!!!
Does anyone actually read these?
LETS DO IT!!!!
Partner: My driving instructor. She's a good driver (did some stunt courses and shit) so that's a plus, but she's physically pretty weak.
Weapon: A bronze battle axe on dwarf fortress, pretty good for destroying brains, destroying padlocks and gathering wood. I'm happy with it.
Infinite supply of: Pizza, I just had my leftover pizza hut for breakfast, it was extra mozzarella, jalapeÃ±os and those little cheesy bite things.
I'm happy with that.
At 6 hours ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: How do you stack up?
I'm alive with my sister, who lives three states away from me right now.......
I'm using either an RPG or an M249, I don't remember which I used last.
And I have a lifetime supply of pizza.
Well, assuming I have unlimited ammo for said weaponry, I'd say I'm in pretty good shape. Otherwise? Fuck.
The last person I texted was my best friend, I wouldn't want to have anyone else with my back so this is a good thing.
My weapon is the Bushwacka from TF2 so that's not bad. Decent range, looks heavy enough to split a skull and it will never run out of ammo.
I have no clue what I ate last so I'll just say a burger with lettuce, cheese, BBQ sauce, onions, and bacon.
Last person I texted was the assistant manager at my work and he's fairly tanked from working in a building site before, so that's fine. I guess my weapon is a bound battleaxe, that's pretty sweet (although I now wish I had a wood axe for that classic look). Last thing I aate was mini eggs. I have always wanted a lifetime supply of mini eggs and the sugar will help me to keep going. That they are small and portable help.
Having said that, I would quite like to be undead. I'm sure the zombies would let me hand out with them, even though I would be better off in the company of Lestat. HA! AHA! HA!
At 6 hours ago, Winrar1337 wrote: Person I survive with: Some depressed ass chick. I suppose I can use her as bait and/or something to fuck if needed.
If that shit is clinical and not bipolar chances are you will use her as bait.
I get to survive with this girl that I'll be dating within a few weeks, I get magical cards (Twisted Fate from Leauge of Legends) and I have a lifetime supply of sausage biscuits with mozzarella cheese.
I'll be fine. Those magical cards have the ability to stun.
hmm, my weapon is a bow, and I am with my friend Danang.. and my lifetime supply is whooper...
I say that maybe in 3-4 weeks, we will grow fat and unable to run because we ate whooper all the time. And the zombies will kill me and my friend and eat our delicious fat meat. After eating our meat they can have a tasty snack of whooper :)
So, I'm surviving with my friend Jasmine while shooting zombies with my Volcano Balloon Cannon and surviving on a lifetime supply of Subway Tuna Fish Footlongs (w/american cheese, pickles, lettuce, jalapenos, tomatos, and ranch sauce).
At least I have a chance of "repopulating" the earth.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
Currently IM'ing 6 people in a group chat, last video game weapon is god powers (From Dust).
I think I would be alright.
So me my buddy & a (Fat man)Mini Nuke launcher & an endless supply of meatball subs ...not bad i think I'll be surviving just fine & my friends last weapon is currently the hammer of dawn i think we'll be over killing lots of zombies.
What if your last weapon was (a (pack)) of zombie(s)? Wouldn't they just kill you too?
Yes. | EJR sucks!
The last person I texted was the girl I love, and the last weapon I used in a video game was the knife gloves from Dead Rising 2, so I would do okay I guess. Would be motivated to keep her alive while having one of the best zombie killing weapons ever.
I'm going to die one day XD
Last person I texted was my mum. The last weapon I used was a katana (I'm doomed) and I have a lifetime supply of spicy noodles. Nice. I'm doomed.
???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,
What have I done with my life?
At 11 hours ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: So I recently was linked to this picture, and my results were shitty since I just ate oreos and was playing Mortal Kombat.
How do you stack up?
I have an infinite supply of popcorn, an ebony axe, and my best friend.
MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"
Sig by this dude
At 1 minute ago, Dromedary wrote:At 11 hours ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote: So I recently was linked to this picture, and my results were shitty since I just ate oreos and was playing Mortal Kombat.
How do you stack up?
I rather just study resident evil
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I last texted my girlfriend, last weapon I used was the ak-47 and baseball bat in L4D2, and the last thing I ate was steak, mixed veggies, and potatoes...I think I'm ready for this XD
No one lives forever. Live life to the fullest and enjoy every moment of it. Cause one day your life's gonna flash before your eyes...make sure its worth watching.