Okay, so here's how this works; Post a picture or describe your daily-use pocket knife, and what you'd generally use it for. OR If you don't have one, what kind would you want, and what would you use it for?

My knife is a Feild and Stream, which is meh I guess, but it's not too shabby. I got a sexy new knife sharpener for christmas, so it's razor sharp now. I use it for cutting boxes and packages open at work, and then collapsing them down flat.

Pretty big knife. Legs for comparison.

Your turn.

Cool. I never heard of a woman carrying around a pocket knife.

Does it have a clip on the other side or do you keep it in your purse?

At 1/21/12 06:43 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Cool. I never heard of a woman carrying around a pocket knife.

Does it have a clip on the other side or do you keep it in your purse?

I'm a woman?

Also, I wish it had a clip, but it doesn't. only a belt holder thing.

At 1/21/12 06:45 PM, SolidToad wrote:

At 1/21/12 06:43 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Cool. I never heard of a woman carrying around a pocket knife.

Does it have a clip on the other side or do you keep it in your purse?

I'm a woman?

Those are the thighs of a plowable bbw any day.

Also, I wish it had a clip, but it doesn't. only a belt holder thing.

Do you mean a sheath that holds the knife on your belt? I don't like those, lil mama. It's either clipped inside of my pocket or on the rare occasion strapped to my leg. In the leg strap scenario it's not foldable, it a big blade. That's only when I have to clear brush or after a major hurricane or some shit.

ITT: Poozy is gay.

At 1/21/12 07:01 PM, Ryan wrote: ITT: Poozy is gay.

I dunno man, maybe it's not gay if they've got 'suggestive thighs.'

...nah, it's totally gay!

At 1/21/12 07:01 PM, Ryan wrote: ITT: Poozy is gay.

Tremendously.

At 1/21/12 07:03 PM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

At 1/21/12 07:01 PM, Ryan wrote: ITT: Poozy is gay.

I dunno man, maybe it's not gay if they've got 'suggestive thighs.'

...nah, it's totally gay!

Okay granted, there's no solid proof we're dealing with a guy, girl, or god knows what kind of twice operated sexually confused monster like MsRukia.

Poozy should still try to keep it in his pants when his penis' desire might have some awful putrid worm demon slithering around between those meaty thighs.

Keep it safe, yo.

inb4 wade posts his knives

Hahaha, I've never seen ELP being humorously passive-aggressive before. Only straight up active-aggressive. This is fresh. I like it.

I don't have a knife btw

Nothing over the top or flashy, just reliable and sharp!

At 1/21/12 06:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Use it for stabbing folk while I'm making coffee.

Best fucking picture.

Anyway, I have this switchblade which I carry around for everyday tasks. It'd be pretty useless for anything outside of that, it's just pretty damn convenient.

Those are the thighs of a plowable bbw any day.

I can't tell if I should be offended, scared, or if I should feel this is a compliment.

Also, I wish it had a clip, but it doesn't. only a belt holder thing.

Do you mean a sheath that holds the knife on your belt? I don't like those, lil mama. It's either clipped inside of my pocket or on the rare occasion strapped to my leg. In the leg strap scenario it's not foldable, it a big blade. That's only when I have to clear brush or after a major hurricane or some shit.

I've got a couple brush-clearing knives myself. Mainly a Gurkha Kukri, but I have a nice hunting knife too.

Zero Tolerance 0350, it's assisted open and all you need to do is press on the tab that pokes out the spine to open it. I use a diamond grit freehand sharpener to keep it sharp enough to shave.

Why do I always respond to these threads?...

I wish I had a knife. There's a shop that I live near that has a ton of cheap knives, and I wish that I had one. Not to stab people or anything, but to have for practical uses!

Okay granted, there's no solid proof we're dealing with a guy, girl, or god knows what kind of twice operated sexually confused monster like MsRukia.

Poozy should still try to keep it in his pants when his penis' desire might have some awful putrid worm demon slithering around between those meaty thighs.

Keep it safe, yo.

I'm right here. That's harsh brah.

At 1/21/12 06:38 PM, SolidToad wrote: Okay, so here's how this works; Post a picture or describe your daily-use pocket knife, and what you'd generally use it for. OR If you don't have one, what kind would you want, and what would you use it for?

Your legs are fat as fuck.

Work out some more, fatty.

I has this, not a pocket knife but it's still concealed, and since a cane>crutches I get to bring it everywhere >:D

Your legs are muscular as fuck.

Work out less.

Fixed

I haven't ever experienced a situation where I would have needed a pocket knife, nor would I want to be caught with one on campus or if I got into some sort of jam with the police.

my knife for when im in town

uses.....incase some one starts trippin lol

At 1/21/12 11:58 PM, 919CDS wrote: my knife for when im in town

uses.....incase some one starts trippin lol

my knife when im in the cut, same uses

At 1/21/12 11:46 PM, camobch0 wrote: I haven't ever experienced a situation where I would have needed a pocket knife,

Realizing that you have a knife on you when a situation gets heated is a pretty awesome feeling. Gives you a raging boner.

At 1/21/12 11:03 PM, D3ViANT wrote: I has this, not a pocket knife but it's still concealed, and since a cane>crutches I get to bring it everywhere >:D

Shut up that looks computer animated!

Does it have a clip on the other side or do you keep it in your purse?

haha

HAHAHAHA

hah

hehehe

heh

My dad's pocket knife that I took with me when I moved out for college. I believe it's a Swiss Army knife, but I'm not sure. I use it if I need to open one of those IMPOSSIBLE to open plastic packages.

Wade suggested this knife to me. I'm very happy with it.

At 1/22/12 03:24 AM, DickBuns wrote: Wade suggested this knife to me. I'm very happy with it.

ohh shiny

i bet it's sharp as hell

At 1/22/12 03:39 AM, daethdrain wrote: I don't own a special knife that I will never use. Just a sword I made that I will never use.

I'd love to make a sword.

How did you do it?

I don't have a knife for everyday use. However, if I have need of one, usually a car key will suffice - opening boxes, pacifying small children, or preventing you from getting mugged.

Seriously, punching someone in the ribs with the car key between your fingers in a bunched fist can break ribs, or put them off enough to stop the mugging in the first place.