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Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 18:38:32 Reply

Okay, so here's how this works; Post a picture or describe your daily-use pocket knife, and what you'd generally use it for. OR If you don't have one, what kind would you want, and what would you use it for?

My knife is a Feild and Stream, which is meh I guess, but it's not too shabby. I got a sexy new knife sharpener for christmas, so it's razor sharp now. I use it for cutting boxes and packages open at work, and then collapsing them down flat.

Pretty big knife. Legs for comparison.

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 18:43:37 Reply

Cool. I never heard of a woman carrying around a pocket knife.

Does it have a clip on the other side or do you keep it in your purse?

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 18:45:14 Reply

At 1/21/12 06:43 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Cool. I never heard of a woman carrying around a pocket knife.

Does it have a clip on the other side or do you keep it in your purse?

I'm a woman?

Also, I wish it had a clip, but it doesn't. only a belt holder thing.


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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 18:56:05 Reply

At 1/21/12 06:45 PM, SolidToad wrote:
At 1/21/12 06:43 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Cool. I never heard of a woman carrying around a pocket knife.

Does it have a clip on the other side or do you keep it in your purse?
I'm a woman?

Those are the thighs of a plowable bbw any day.

Also, I wish it had a clip, but it doesn't. only a belt holder thing.

Do you mean a sheath that holds the knife on your belt? I don't like those, lil mama. It's either clipped inside of my pocket or on the rare occasion strapped to my leg. In the leg strap scenario it's not foldable, it a big blade. That's only when I have to clear brush or after a major hurricane or some shit.

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 18:59:04 Reply

Use it for stabbing folk while I'm making coffee.

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 19:01:11 Reply

ITT: Poozy is gay.

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 19:03:13 Reply

At 1/21/12 07:01 PM, Ryan wrote: ITT: Poozy is gay.

I dunno man, maybe it's not gay if they've got 'suggestive thighs.'

...nah, it's totally gay!


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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 19:05:54 Reply

At 1/21/12 07:01 PM, Ryan wrote: ITT: Poozy is gay.

Tremendously.


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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 19:06:48 Reply

At 1/21/12 07:03 PM, FIGMENTUM wrote:
At 1/21/12 07:01 PM, Ryan wrote: ITT: Poozy is gay.
I dunno man, maybe it's not gay if they've got 'suggestive thighs.'

...nah, it's totally gay!

Okay granted, there's no solid proof we're dealing with a guy, girl, or god knows what kind of twice operated sexually confused monster like MsRukia.

Poozy should still try to keep it in his pants when his penis' desire might have some awful putrid worm demon slithering around between those meaty thighs.

Keep it safe, yo.
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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 19:08:13 Reply

inb4 wade posts his knives


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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 19:09:13 Reply

Hahaha, I've never seen ELP being humorously passive-aggressive before. Only straight up active-aggressive. This is fresh. I like it.

I don't have a knife btw

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 21:00:01 Reply

I love my knife. I carry this all of the time outside of school of course. I think it's called a fantasy series or something like that...idk. All i know is that it was designed bt Tom Anderson and it has dual 3 inch blades and it' made of 440 stainles steel. I've used it form gutting/skinning animals to cutting.... everything else lol.

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 21:07:25 Reply

Nothing over the top or flashy, just reliable and sharp!

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 21:08:38 Reply

At 1/21/12 06:59 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Use it for stabbing folk while I'm making coffee.

Best fucking picture.

Anyway, I have this switchblade which I carry around for everyday tasks. It'd be pretty useless for anything outside of that, it's just pretty damn convenient.

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 21:27:07 Reply

Those are the thighs of a plowable bbw any day.

I can't tell if I should be offended, scared, or if I should feel this is a compliment.

Also, I wish it had a clip, but it doesn't. only a belt holder thing.
Do you mean a sheath that holds the knife on your belt? I don't like those, lil mama. It's either clipped inside of my pocket or on the rare occasion strapped to my leg. In the leg strap scenario it's not foldable, it a big blade. That's only when I have to clear brush or after a major hurricane or some shit.

I've got a couple brush-clearing knives myself. Mainly a Gurkha Kukri, but I have a nice hunting knife too.

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 21:27:18 Reply

Zero Tolerance 0350, it's assisted open and all you need to do is press on the tab that pokes out the spine to open it. I use a diamond grit freehand sharpener to keep it sharp enough to shave.

Why do I always respond to these threads?...

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 21:34:46 Reply

I wish I had a knife. There's a shop that I live near that has a ton of cheap knives, and I wish that I had one. Not to stab people or anything, but to have for practical uses!


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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 22:26:53 Reply

Okay granted, there's no solid proof we're dealing with a guy, girl, or god knows what kind of twice operated sexually confused monster like MsRukia.

Poozy should still try to keep it in his pants when his penis' desire might have some awful putrid worm demon slithering around between those meaty thighs.

Keep it safe, yo.

I'm right here. That's harsh brah.


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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 22:46:48 Reply

At 1/21/12 06:56 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:
At 1/21/12 06:45 PM, SolidToad wrote:
At 1/21/12 06:43 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Cool. I never heard of a woman carrying around a pocket knife.

Does it have a clip on the other side or do you keep it in your purse?
I'm a woman?
Those are the thighs of a plowable bbw any day.

HAHA!!!!

Also, bitch please. I have the thighs of a God. And the blade of an awesome man.

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 22:51:42 Reply

At 1/21/12 06:38 PM, SolidToad wrote: Okay, so here's how this works; Post a picture or describe your daily-use pocket knife, and what you'd generally use it for. OR If you don't have one, what kind would you want, and what would you use it for?

Your legs are fat as fuck.

Work out some more, fatty.

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 23:03:06 Reply

I has this, not a pocket knife but it's still concealed, and since a cane>crutches I get to bring it everywhere >:D

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 23:18:58 Reply

Your legs are muscular as fuck.

Work out less.

Fixed


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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 23:46:03 Reply

I haven't ever experienced a situation where I would have needed a pocket knife, nor would I want to be caught with one on campus or if I got into some sort of jam with the police.


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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 23:56:43 Reply

At 1/21/12 11:46 PM, camobch0 wrote: I haven't ever experienced a situation where I would have needed a pocket knife, nor would I want to be caught with one on campus or if I got into some sort of jam with the police.

I was pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving once. I wasn't; I had just reached toward my radio dial and swerved a bit. But he had me get out of the car, I kept my hands away from my pockets and told him that I did have a knife. He took it out and put it on his hood, gave me the test, then gave it back and let me go on my way.

tl;dr: They don't care if you have a pocket knife. It's your right to carry one if you wish.

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-21 23:58:16 Reply

my knife for when im in town

uses.....incase some one starts trippin lol

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I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan

,.l.. >_< ..l.,

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-22 00:00:42 Reply

At 1/21/12 11:58 PM, 919CDS wrote: my knife for when im in town

uses.....incase some one starts trippin lol

my knife when im in the cut, same uses

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I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan

,.l.. >_< ..l.,

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-22 00:12:19 Reply

At 1/21/12 11:46 PM, camobch0 wrote: I haven't ever experienced a situation where I would have needed a pocket knife,

Realizing that you have a knife on you when a situation gets heated is a pretty awesome feeling. Gives you a raging boner.


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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-22 01:53:09 Reply

At 1/21/12 11:03 PM, D3ViANT wrote: I has this, not a pocket knife but it's still concealed, and since a cane>crutches I get to bring it everywhere >:D

Shut up that looks computer animated!


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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-22 01:56:33 Reply

Does it have a clip on the other side or do you keep it in your purse?

haha

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Response to Your daily Knife. 2012-01-22 03:22:34 Reply

My dad's pocket knife that I took with me when I moved out for college. I believe it's a Swiss Army knife, but I'm not sure. I use it if I need to open one of those IMPOSSIBLE to open plastic packages.

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