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"Daddy, what's sex?"

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"Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:09:13


How old were you when you learned what sex was and how did it happen?

It happened to me when I was 9 and I was watching a documentary with my dad and it showed flies reproducing, and then my dad explained to me how humans had sex, and how how religion forbids it before marriage, etc.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:12:26


I watched porn when I was 8, and I think I knew about it since I was 6


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:14:36


I learned sex like a long time ago.
It was kinda swell to me to ask.

Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:15:53


my parents never told me but i remember watching sex in films since i was really young (5 or thereabout) so it's not like it was that surprising to me when i found out


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:18:06


I was about 12 when a virus infected my parents computer and made an ad for hardcore porno show up.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:24:08


I just kind of learned it slowly on my own I guess.. I was never told really. I remember having "fantasies" when I was little about naked people, I liked it and didn't know why.

Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:32:26


Nobody told me about it. I had to figure it out all on my own.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:33:28


At 10/5/11 09:32 PM, BlackAstral wrote: Nobody told me about it. I had to figure it out all on my own.

did you figure it out by having sex with BOMBSHELL BLONDES and driving your sports car near the beach with your fly unzipped getting a bj while changing gears


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:33:41


Close friend told me what he found about it on the web. In front of our parents, five years old.

We both got a talk about how thats not something "little boys need to worry about".

Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:39:24


It was 5th grade, idk how old I was, but I remember watching the lame educational video. Prior to that I had no clue that girls had vaginas... I knew they didnt have penises, but I just didnt know what they did have.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 21:45:19


Nobody kept it a secret from me when I was little, so I always kinda knew.
My mom never made a big deal about shit like that.

Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 22:20:39


At 10/5/11 09:25 PM, BlueMieux wrote: Somewhere around 10 to 12, I guess. I've never had any sort of "talk" with my parents, with no negative repercussions as far as I can tell.

Same, except I was about 8.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 22:29:33


Since as long as I can remember, I just kinda knew.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 22:33:33


one summer at my cousins house,they were looking at flash from newgrounds and people had sex...


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 23:08:58


I was in 6th grade when I saw one of those educational videos that covered just about everything from vaginas to wet dreams, the whole 9 yards, a few years later, I saw what was sex like in a porno magazine, and it all took off from there. My parents never really brought it up to me, nor did I bother to ask about any questions about it, and I turned out alright.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 23:37:43


I... actually don't remember. Hm, that's odd. I feel like I've just always known.

Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-05 23:44:53


"here let me show you son. OH HUNNY GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?!"


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-06 02:46:48


I think most kids just pick it up from other kids.

Then where do those kids get it from?


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-06 07:05:16


At 10/5/11 09:11 PM, logic wrote: I learned from my parents when I was about 7. It wasn't really a big deal, my parents aren't the '' STORK '' type.

Something like this. I remember there being some kind of kids book about it too. It was really boring to me and didn't really seep in or, for that matter, seem credible. "what, you just put your penis, the thing you pee out of, into a girl's vagina, something which I haven't even come to terms with them having yet, and it makes a baby sometimes? How the hell did you come up with that nonsense?"


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-06 07:15:20


Lol it just seems so sad to learn something as awesome as sex from your parents.

I learned it from my older brother when I was about 7.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-06 07:42:40


Internet porn taught me all about the birds and bees, and the rest of the animal kingdom come to think of it.

Sometimes you have to learn about doggystyle before you realise thats what makes babies.

Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-06 12:16:25


I learned from pornography.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-06 12:21:50


-Daddy, what's sex?
-Come here, son. I'll show you
*3 hour gay sex scene with 80's porno music*

At 10/5/11 09:12 PM, Bryan wrote: I learned it from the internet when I was 8.

Lol @ existance of the internet when I was 8.

Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-06 12:25:39


Rule 34...

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Cod damn it...


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-06 13:06:20


I learnt about it in school, at about 10 years old.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-15 22:30:27


At 10/5/11 10:33 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: one summer at my cousins house,they were looking at flash from newgrounds and people had sex...

yeah...newgrounds has that kind of effect on people


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-15 22:32:44


I think I knew about it around 9 and 10 and now I talk about it every once in awhile, I learned some of it from newgrounds, some from school and alotta other places like youtube.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-15 22:36:15


7? Mom told me really specifically. Penis into Vagina, Ejaculation, etc.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-15 22:39:13


I was 4 and my dad was REALLY drunk.


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Response to "Daddy, what's sex?" 2011-10-15 22:42:02


Everything I learned about sex at an early age came from my friends and looking at shit online lol. My parents barely even dabbled in the subject, which I don't blame them for haha. I guess I never asked them about it