http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2006/01/ma sturbation-world-record.html
WHAT THE FUCK. someone explain this bullshit. my records like 5 times. anyone can beat 5?
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"Masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "My immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Lmao brilliant.
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At 6/5/11 06:13 AM, Gagsy wrote: "Masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
Is that he wanted to do the world record from when he was 13, or that he just masturbated when he was 13 you think.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "My immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Lmao brilliant.
He should go to his girlfriend and...oh right masturbation lolol.
That sounds like it hurt pretty bad, I guess.
That is pretty beast to get that many in a day... Most i could do is 4. After that it becomes a chore... an almost painful chore... But props to Tudor on the new world record. That dumb German could only do 27....
Also, read the comments on the blog. people are funny.
My record is 16 times in 2 hours. Without any lotion. An option only available to the au natural, baby.
Ever heard of dick-tearing? Look it up. Worth it.
All the same, good on him, and a great acceptance speech.
At 6/5/11 06:18 AM, Lintire wrote: My record is 16 times in 2 hours. Without any lotion. An option only available to the au natural, baby.
You should try to break his record then.
What the fuck at my best I can do 5 per day but then it hurts like hell in my wrist.
I once masturbated 9 or 10 times in one day. It burned like hell, and my wrist was sore.
Meh.
At 6/5/11 08:11 AM, General-Idiot wrote: I once masturbated 9 or 10 times in one day. It burned like hell, and my wrist was sore.
It's never hurt when I masturbated, no matter how many times I did it.
At 6/5/11 08:25 AM, 1916 wrote:At 6/5/11 08:11 AM, General-Idiot wrote: I once masturbated 9 or 10 times in one day. It burned like hell, and my wrist was sore.It's never hurt when I masturbated, no matter how many times I did it.
It usually doesn't for me either, but it did that time. I have no idea why.
Meh.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
I max out at 6. This man has a lot of free time in his left hand and a very raw dick in the right hand.
assuming he's a righty.
36 in a 24 hour period, that's all? What the hell?! I beat that record years ago.
I'm like 21 so... I can do like 1 a day at most .__.
At 6/5/11 06:18 AM, Lintire wrote: My record is 16 times in 2 hours. Without any lotion. An option only available to the au natural, baby.
Ever heard of dick-tearing? Look it up. Worth it.All the same, good on him, and a great acceptance speech.
Holy shit bro, mine is 9 and I bled through the tears!
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Hey guys i just found a picture of his arm.
Putting back fun in funeral.
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At 6/5/11 12:47 PM, Space-Whale wrote: The most I've done is 2 times in a day. Then I don't feel life it anymore.
You do not feel life?!
This guy will look really pathetic next to the "most women fucked in a day" record.
And I have no idea what the rules for that one would be.
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By like the 10th time does nothing come out? I'm slightly curious from a medical point of view.
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