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I'm Fucking Prom King!

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I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:35:10


So, yesterday my school had its Prom and I was selected to be Prom King. No joke. It was pretty damn awesome. I don't know why all of my classmates decided that my dorky ass should be the one to wear the crown and be honored, but they picked me. So, now I'm bragging about it here.

Oh and pics or it didn't happen? How about this? Whatcha think about that?

I'm Fucking Prom King!


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:38:50


good for you man
also
tits


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:39:27


Good that you're liked, but you look like an outright queer.

Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:39:47


You're fucking the prom king?

Does the prom queen know he's gay?


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:40:54


Haha. Butterface with tits always wins prom queen. Congrats though dude.

Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:43:50


At 5/15/11 10:40 PM, AJ wrote: Haha. Butterface with tits

I disagree, good job OP.


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:44:20


At 5/15/11 10:40 PM, AJ wrote: Haha. Butterface with tits always wins prom queen.

Ha, that's actually just some chick that I took a picture with after I was named King. The Queen was actually a Canadian girl. Ha. Here's a picture of us...

I'm Fucking Prom King!


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:46:56


At 5/15/11 10:44 PM, ZJ wrote: The Queen was actually a Canadian girl. Ha. Here's a picture of us...

I liked the blonde better.


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:48:09


dat chest


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:49:12


If I were some pathetic loser, I'd be saying frivolous nonsense about how proms are stupid.

But I'm not, so congratulations.

Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:50:40


I was voted to be the mvp of my hockey team even though I only showed up to about 5 games and played twice.
Now that I have your attention, genital warts.


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:52:44


At 5/15/11 10:46 PM, Me-Patch wrote:
At 5/15/11 10:44 PM, ZJ wrote: The Queen was actually a Canadian girl. Ha. Here's a picture of us...
I liked the blonde better.

Nah, the blonde is just tits, albeit ridiculously nice ones for someone who is barely legal at breast (That was for you pun thread guy.) I saw on some show last night that girls average boob size is getting bigger all the time. In 100 years, high school girls will be walking around with beach balls on their chest and people will be calling them flat. Haha.

Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 22:56:59


At 5/15/11 10:49 PM, zalecot wrote:
Dude, why is your face exactly the same in both pics, is it stuck that way?

It is not stuck that way. I just smile in a pecuilar way. I don't like showing my teeth really. If you want to see me with a different facial expression, here's me with my friend at the After Prom Party that was held at my school. I don't know why I made this face, but to be fair, it was four in the morning.

Derp.

I'm Fucking Prom King!


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 23:01:02


I just realized I only clicked on this thread because I thought you meant you were fucking the prom king and it was getting me hot and sweaty.


Trying to comprehend what people like about scary monsters and nice sprites. I mean Skrillex is alright but I dont really think the song is that great. But what do I know?

Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 23:09:57


did you get that big titted pusssss?


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 23:12:05


we didn't have prom royalty at my prom.

then again, my prom was boring as shit, as i pretty much sat and did nothing and watch everyone that was drunk barf on the nice floors and grope each other.


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 23:20:38


you lucky son of gun i hate you jk jk but damn check out that rack on that chick i have one word to say motorboat


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 23:21:59


At 5/15/11 11:14 PM, Newgrundling wrote:
At 5/15/11 11:09 PM, Boss wrote: did you get that big titted pusssss?
A gentleman neither asks nor tells.

A gentleman should also probably stay the fuck away from the BBS too. Haha. At least General. I didn't go to prom either Jade. My Junior year there was a huge incident involving alcohol and they made it pretty clear that it was gonna be near impossible to get away with it. My girlfriend at the time suggested we just go to a bonfire, get smashed, and pass out in a tent. God that girl was awesome for a little bit. Haha.

Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 23:22:44


Good for you, I'm sure the prom king is happy that you're fucking him.


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-15 23:23:33


At 5/15/11 11:14 PM, Newgrundling wrote:
At 5/15/11 11:09 PM, Boss wrote: did you get that big titted pusssss?
A gentleman neither asks nor tells.

Correct. However, since no one involved was a gentleman the question still stands.

Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-16 00:18:48


At 5/15/11 10:35 PM, ZJ wrote: So, yesterday my school had its Prom and I was selected to be Prom King.

Good for you. Also, nice hat.


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-16 08:47:56


You know what Sean Connery said in 'The Rock': "Winners go fuck the prom queen."


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-16 08:50:45


awww was this the special prom?


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-16 08:53:18


Your date looks like she's thirty.


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-16 09:09:29


Damn son, you getting some ladies attention that's what you doing....


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-16 09:33:12


Woah.

Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-16 09:41:59


You're the programmer king of the ROMs!


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-17 16:09:21


At 5/16/11 09:09 AM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: Damn son, you getting some ladies attention that's what you doing....

I KNOW, RIGHT? It's like every girl in that place was all up on me. I was like a real chick magnet.

See, here's another female that posed for a picture with me...

I'm Fucking Prom King!


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-17 16:19:03


DAT RACK.


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Response to I'm Fucking Prom King! 2011-05-17 16:43:16


Good. Now you can go disarm bombs on an island occupied by a former war hero who is considered terrorist now.