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At 5/16/11 09:09 AM, Serbian-terrorist wrote: Damn son, you getting some ladies attention that's what you doing....

I KNOW, RIGHT? It's like every girl in that place was all up on me. I was like a real chick magnet.

See, here's another female that posed for a picture with me...

DAT RACK.

Good. Now you can go disarm bombs on an island occupied by a former war hero who is considered terrorist now.

I like that fact that the sash is purple.

Nice, at our prom I got "most likely to be a billionaire".

likin dem titties, gurl.

At 5/15/11 11:20 PM, pickdon wrote: motorboat

that's not motorboating, that's fucking yachting

Your date has a nice rack. Post more pictures of her.

At 5/15/11 11:02 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I love how everybody is insulting whatever girl the OP posts a picture of...

I agree with you, but you don't have to be so obnoxiously self-righteous about it. A simple, "Y'all be trippin', I'd hit that like a punching bag," would have sufficed.

I think the obvious question we're all ignoring is

since when does Newgrundling post anymore?

At 5/17/11 06:04 PM, 19thNervousBreakdown wrote:

At 5/15/11 11:02 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I love how everybody is insulting whatever girl the OP posts a picture of...

I agree with you, but you don't have to be so obnoxiously self-righteous about it. A simple, "Y'all be trippin', I'd hit that like a punching bag," would have sufficed.

Damn right! We don't even like respecting womenz around these parts. "I would knock that pussy out the frame", amiright? I want to use those tits as a punching bag like Sugar Ray Leonard.

At 5/17/11 04:09 PM, ZJ wrote: See, here's another female that posed for a picture with me...

lmao dat bulge

At 5/17/11 07:24 PM, Yert wrote:

At 5/17/11 04:09 PM, ZJ wrote: See, here's another female that posed for a picture with me...

lmao dat bulge

LOL^

Also OP you look good.You remind me of that kid who will grow up and will most resemble an 80s accountant who lives in a nice suburb somewhere in Vermont.And you have a wife whose a member of the PTA who makes sure your two darling children Jim and Sarah gain lots of volunteer work in the retirement home, and who are planning to go to Brown although Cornell is their first pick.

What I'm trying to say is that you look good and the girls in the pic also look good.

So, who did you sleep with that night?

My prom sucked donkey balls. The girl I got to go with me ignored me in favour for other guys and that hurt a lot.

Are you the only one in that school?
The standards must have been pretty low.

At 9/3/13 07:22 PM, exudaz wrote: Are you the only one in that school?
The standards must have been pretty low.

You bumped a 2 year old thread to say that?

You were in the special class weren't you.

"So hey who's going to be the prom king?"

"How about that autistic loser over there, should we let him have something in his miserable life?"

"Meh, sure, why not."

At 9/3/13 08:39 PM, Slint wrote: "So hey who's going to be the prom king?"

"How about that autistic loser over there, should we let him have something in his miserable life?"

"Meh, sure, why not."

Sounds like someone didn't take anyone to Prom.

At 9/3/13 08:46 PM, Boomstick wrote:

At 9/3/13 08:39 PM, Slint wrote: "So hey who's going to be the prom king?"

"How about that autistic loser over there, should we let him have something in his miserable life?"

"Meh, sure, why not."

Sounds like someone didn't take anyone to Prom.

Fuck you my mom said yes.

At 9/3/13 08:39 PM, Slint wrote:

"How about that autistic loser over there, should we let him have something in his miserable life?":

HAHAHAHAHAHA. GOOD ONE.