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Die Hipster, Come Chat!

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Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 14:04:44


I want to bring it to everyones' attention that today you voted a hentai gallery (ableit a nicely presented one) to a third place spot, yet this game fell into eighth:

It's a technical and visual marvel that everyone should take some time to appreciate. The bouncing ball on the fire escape pisses me off too.

Anywaaaaaaaay... We're broadcasting live! Come chat!


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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 14:06:47


first?

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 14:10:27


Awesome seconds.


Tick Tock

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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 14:10:40


You wrote it's a hentai gallery... yet it isin't in the Adult Section...

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 14:12:02


At 3/4/11 02:10 PM, Nicknclank wrote: You wrote it's a hentai gallery... yet it isin't in the Adult Section...

Oh, wait, my mistake...

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 14:13:23


meow

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 14:17:40


That's what you get for leaving NG's 'no porn slideshow' rule to be enforced by UJ voters, who are mostly 12 year old morons who don't know - or care - what the whistle is for.

Anyway, I just finished playing the hipster game... it's odd, but not necessarily in a good way. I thought it'd be more about actually killing the hipster than some awkward platform-jumping folowed by emo-esque puppet animations.

Meh; technically sound it may be, but if 'Spore' proved anything, it's that technical achievements alone do not a good game make.

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 14:43:54


At 3/4/11 02:33 PM, Mexifry wrote: lmao i love how the voting system is so broken even the administration is complaining about it.

As much as I love NG, ^^^^This. I hope the site update isn't strictly cosmetic


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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 14:49:22


Only if I'm not on my iTouch.

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 15:11:43


I'm loving the new BLAM feature. :)


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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 15:23:41


Nicley done game.

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 15:28:01


Die, Luis!

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 15:31:27


Maybe a good portion of NG are closet hipsters


S&Box, the game Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 15:37:07


who even goes to newgrounds for porn. c'mon folks

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 15:38:02


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Die Hipster, Come Chat!


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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 16:05:53


WHAT IS HENTAI?????

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 16:13:50


Nice to see I got a thank you for the advice I gave him :)

The game is pretty good and feels original. I haven't seen the hentai thing that got third place, but I highly doubt it was any better.


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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 16:23:31


Cool! Then I'm just going to make a perverted anime flash to get votes for 1st place so more people can laugh at this type of situation like I'm doing now.


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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 16:28:22


Well, I just went to check both flashes out.

One was blammed, and wasn't very good.

But that's, like, my opinion man.

I've been coming to NG for years.

I think I finally understand how Ernst Röhm must have felt in his last moments (though it's reported he was still laughing as they shot him, because he thought it was all a big wind up).

Dramatic? Maybe. Undeserved? No. The foundations of NG was built on semen polished flashes, you take this pillar away and the rest will fall into a pile of spooge.

Oh, I'm just kidding, totally. I just love how everyone got worked up about how a flash was rated higher than another flash. PUBLIC OPINION'S A BITCH.

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 16:29:59


At 3/4/11 04:05 PM, Deathrayne123 wrote: WHAT IS HENTAI?????

Whatever you do, don't google it unless your older than 18. Don't let your friends show you like they did to me. Bastards.
But anyway, originally, it meant "weird" or "metamorphosis", in Japanese. But, since the rise of these cartoons with Japanese animation style trademarks, only with porn content, it now stands for "pervert", though the adjective "hen" may be used to express "weird". But then you should use either "okashii" (weird and funny) or "kimyo (na)" (strange). And then a new word derived from this, which is ecchi, the English H (age), but with a Japanese pronounciation. So, ecchi is now "perverted", and hentai is anime porn, and is often used to call people perverts if they deserve so.
Was I helpful?


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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 16:31:43


Yahoo, I am on the first page.

Is Luis in the game?

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 16:40:02


Also

@Tom Check my Icon Mod message if you haven't already.

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 16:44:38


Reminds of my of when that blowjob game beat out K.O.L.M.

http://the-exp.newgrounds.com/news/post/
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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 16:48:49


At 3/4/11 02:59 PM, IncendiaryProduction wrote: I always wanted to play that. Is it even a little good?

Ehh, it's OK, but it looks a lot better than it really is, IMO. If you like making random shit, it's a good game, but if you're more interested in doing things with said shit you made, it's a bit of a disappointment. The games you end up playing are pretty shallow, once you get past the creativity aspect of them.

Also, although there's always at least 2 ways of playing each game stage, it's plainly obvious which way the developers wanted you to play them (read: passive / peaceful / act-like-a-pussy-to-everyone-else etc.), which does kinda shoot the whole concept of multiple play style options in the foot.

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 16:51:33


Lol, I liked that game.


<3

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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 18:09:09


How about just putting that flash on the front page instead of complaining about how the users voted?
And why did you delete that gallery? Was it in frustration that it was in a higher place than the game you liked more?

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 18:11:47


Well duh, the average newgrounder is 13 years old.


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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 18:39:25


DAMN IT ITS OFFLINE AGAIN


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

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Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 23:14:18


At 3/4/11 04:05 PM, Deathrayne123 wrote: WHAT IS HENTAI?????

Anime porn. Tentacle monsters. Everything you love. xD


My girl left me for the mailman :(

Response to Die Hipster, Come Chat! 2011-03-04 23:16:37


I played it and I got a thousand year lag. Old computers x-x


My girl left me for the mailman :(