I see you're using a lot of sarcasm in your replies towards the people of NG, but why? You're asking us, a group of retards with computers, don't expect brilliant answers. The only way you're going to get sweet revenge is to either use money and not being such a pussy. Don't ask for revenge ideas if you're not down to do them.

At 2/21/11 06:33 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote: I see you're using a lot of sarcasm in your replies towards the people of NG, but why? You're asking us, a group of retards with computers, don't expect brilliant answers. The only way you're going to get sweet revenge is to either use money and not being such a pussy. Don't ask for revenge ideas if you're not down to do them.

All of them entail throwing shit or something at their house. I have not done that in about 14 years. I don't expect brilliant answers. I'm getting stuff I, an admitted retard, have already thought of: taping them having sex, smearing shit on their cars, breaking their windows, fucking with their hot tub, and so on. All I've done so far is blast horrible turbo folk music.

At 2/21/11 06:38 PM, creativeusage wrote: All of them entail throwing shit or something at their house. I have not done that in about 14 years. I don't expect brilliant answers. I'm getting stuff I, an admitted retard, have already thought of: taping them having sex, smearing shit on their cars, breaking their windows, fucking with their hot tub, and so on. All I've done so far is blast horrible turbo folk music.

So, why are you not throwing shit at their house? If they were doing that to me, I'd be fucking some shit up.
I'm telling you, if you're that mad that you're posting this on the bbs(lol) then go do something!

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Go fuck with their dog or something.

beat them with a dildo

vigorously

This was in some book I read once:
"Offer to watch his dog while he's on vacation. Then spray a perfect circle of weedkiller in his backyard and once all the grass dies stick a stake in the center and tie the dog to it next to an empty bag of food.

Call animal control."

Put the dog shit in their hot tub
Take pictures of them doing it in the hot tub and get 18x24 prints and tape it to all the neighbors front doors when everyone is sleep
Shovel the snow and pack it tightly around their cars and hose it down to really say fuck you asshole, put your shit in the garage

Wait for them to have sex again.
record it.
post on interwebs.
Profit. ??????

At 2/21/11 09:03 PM, smeagol1 wrote: Wait for them to have sex again.
record it.
post on interwebs.
Profit. ??????

That profit really is questionable. Wife is okay looking, but I don't know if anyone wants to see them have sex. Then again, all the internet is composed of is ugly people fucking. I guess this is a good option; just have to wait until spring to do it.

At 2/21/11 05:41 PM, creativeusage wrote:

STEP 1: Buy a megaphone.
STEP 2: Wait until they have hot tub sex again.
STEP 3: Speak in the megaphone as loudly as you can: hey neighbor, I'm sorry to interrupt your daily hot tub sex with the deformed ogre that is your wife, but my sick mother is trying to sleep here, so please, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I'd have to buy a megaphone? Well fuck that!

A good Megaphone can cost anywhere between 25$ and &75 here in michigan.

At 2/21/11 11:00 PM, Kanon wrote:

At 2/21/11 05:41 PM, creativeusage wrote:

STEP 1: Buy a megaphone.
STEP 2: Wait until they have hot tub sex again.
STEP 3: Speak in the megaphone as loudly as you can: hey neighbor, I'm sorry to interrupt your daily hot tub sex with the deformed ogre that is your wife, but my sick mother is trying to sleep here, so please, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I'd have to buy a megaphone? Well fuck that!

A good Megaphone can cost anywhere between 25$ and &75 here in michigan.

I might just hop on over to Detroit this weekend. Might buy a microphone now. Thanks. The plan is coming together. Muahahahahaha.

At 2/21/11 11:01 PM, creativeusage wrote:

I might just hop on over to Detroit this weekend. Might buy a microphone now. Thanks. The plan is coming together. Muahahahahaha.

I think i speak for everyone when i say, record it, so we can enjoy it.