While you're having it, it's sweet, and nice, but pull your lips away, and feel the bitter, harsh aftertaste leaving you confused and wondering if to go for it again or not.
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Sprite is like a woman.
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That's not how Sprite tastes at all. I recommend contacting your nearest bottling company and complaining.
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At 2/7/11 06:10 PM, Ptero wrote: That's not how Sprite tastes at all. I recommend contacting your nearest bottling company and complaining.
Your right. Sprite taste like shit either way.
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Emo's are so mother fucking hot.
At 2/7/11 06:12 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: The fuck kind of Sprite are you drinking boy?
He's trying to make a witty metaphor.
Lol, it doesn't mean you shouldn't drink it, it means you should never stop.
So go get yourself some sprite, and die of over-hydration.
Falonefal out.
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A guitar is like a woman, it's nice to look at, fun to play with, but if you're too hard on it you will spend all your money trying to fix it.
That sucked, didn't it? Made it up on the spot.
At 2/7/11 06:15 PM, hitman1993 wrote: A guitar is like a woman, it's nice to look at, fun to play with, but if you're too hard on it you will spend all your money trying to fix it.
I don't think you "fix" girls.
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At 2/7/11 06:19 PM, Ptero wrote:At 2/7/11 06:15 PM, hitman1993 wrote: A guitar is like a woman, it's nice to look at, fun to play with, but if you're too hard on it you will spend all your money trying to fix it.I don't think you "fix" girls.
LOL yeah it was alright until the fixing part. Good try though.
Sprite is like a woman. You want to sex it up, unless you're gay.
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Sounds like you've been confusing Gini for Sprite, dude.
Women are like getting presents when you were little.
First you get all psyched because the present looks so nice.
Then you open the present and you are a bit disappointed with it's content because it never lives up to your expectations.
You figure it's still fun to play with and you play with it.
Then it ends on a heap with the rest of your toys.
I thought he was talking about animation sprites and I dun be more lost than a gay african american atheist in the deep south...
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
At 2/7/11 06:34 PM, towellyfan wrote:At 2/7/11 06:10 PM, Ptero wrote: That's not how Sprite tastes at all. I recommend contacting your nearest bottling company and complaining.he's a diabetic, all diabetics drink crappy tasting diet soda.
Actually, I am not diabetic.
I drink coca cola original like nobody's business.
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Sprite = The fucking best soda ever
Tastes good no matter what
Cast is fucking awesome
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See, you need to hit the illusive Mountain Do. It tastes good until you have drank waaay too much and you never want to drink it again.
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At 2/8/11 02:54 AM, Cootie wrote: Sprite is an orgasm in the mouth. Keep talking shit about my soda and see what happens.
Blahblahblah grow some muscle then we'll talk.
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At 2/8/11 02:56 AM, Cootie wrote:At 2/8/11 02:55 AM, Falonefal wrote:I have the one muscle that counts.At 2/8/11 02:54 AM, Cootie wrote: Sprite is an orgasm in the mouth. Keep talking shit about my soda and see what happens.Blahblahblah grow some muscle then we'll talk.
ask yo' sister.
Not only are you smalldicked, but you compensate for it by fucking with 3 year old girls?!
Oh that's bad man, that's really bad.
Tick Tock
At 2/7/11 06:10 PM, Ptero wrote: That's not how Sprite tastes at all. I recommend contacting your nearest bottling company and complaining.
Theres no Sprite that tastes better than free Sprite =D
That's how Mountain Dew Energy tastes. It's hard to get in the UK sometimes.
But the caffeine makes it slightly bitter and it's so delicious.
Sprite just tastes of lemonade for me.
Bitches taste like poison and kill like poison. In my depressing life anyway.
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I would of said when you first pop one open, its full of flavor, life, and is bubbly all around. After a while it becomes flat, dull, and disgusting. Thats when you dump the old and open a new one.
I like my women like I like my coffee
Decapitated and stuffed in the freezer
The more Fanta you drink, the worse it tastes.
Why yes, that IS a large collection of 1998 "Smithy's Favourite Times" Licenced Cereal Pop Toys!
Sprite cans are like women. If you want to stuff your peepee in them you are bound to get hurt.
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At 2/7/11 06:08 PM, Falonefal wrote: While you're having it, it's sweet, and nice, but pull your lips away, and feel the bitter, harsh aftertaste leaving you confused and wondering if to go for it again or not.
If that's how you really feel you should probably consider the fact that you might be gay.
Or possibly that you're a fan of Dr. Pepper. I'm not really sure what direction this metaphor should be interpreted.
Where's that confounded bridge?
That doesn't happen to me bro, Sprites okay.
Sprite is terrible, no-name brands are better then that shit.
