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Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-06 09:10:15


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote:

Before answering your questions I'm just going to tell you how ridiculous it is that you just stereotyped a userbase of over 10,000 people, but alright. I'll play your game.

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

No.

How old are you?

22.

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

I'm an ex college athlete who has had multiple surgeries, so yes, a little overweight at the moment due to lack of movement for several months. And no, no glasses, but if I wore them it wouldn't be a big deal to me because they would help me see better.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

Yes, Girlfriend, No.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

All the time.

Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

Fuck you very much.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-06 11:58:45


Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

I like hentai and yiff. But I don't really watch anime.

How old are you?

15

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

No...

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

I have a lot of friends, I go out quite often. I'm single right now but I've had girlfriends in the past. I'm still a virgin.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Cock jokes but that's it. Internet memes can come up in a sarcastic manner sometimes, but not much.


I need a sig.

PSN: gowow20

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-06 12:22:33


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Even users on Newgrounds seem to hold the belief that Newgrounds is only filled with fat smelly 13 year old, hentai loving, virgin, basement dwelling, furry losers who crack dick jokes and old unfunny memes.

So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

The fandom isn't just porn. However, yes, I'm a furry and I enjoy a bit of anime.

How old are you?

See my userpage.

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

No, no, sometimes.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

Sort of, no, yes.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Why are there over 9000 cocks in the top left corner?

Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

That's nice and all but I don't give a fuck.

You wanted answers and you got them. SO THERE.

gorp

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-06 12:55:04


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote:
So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Yes.

How old are you?

16

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

Not fat, I smell of nothing, and I do wear glasses.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

I have a small social life, I don't have a girlfriend, I am a virgin.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Yes.

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 17:31:26


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.
Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Yeah, anime is awesome but not into that furry stuff.

How old are you?

16

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

Not fat, but pathetic and weak. I wear glasses most of the time.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

Never had a gf.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Yes.

Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

Fuck yeah


Come on in, be a guy, pull up a chair!

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 17:39:20


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Even users on Newgrounds seem to hold the belief that Newgrounds is only filled with fat smelly 13 year old, hentai loving, virgin, basement dwelling, furry losers who crack dick jokes and old unfunny memes.

And why does this concern you?

So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.

kk

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

I do like furries, just the art of course. Hentai, I dunno...I guess? And anime, I guess some anime is cool.

How old are you?

19

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

I am not fat or smelly, I don't wear glasses as much, only when I draw.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

I have one, even it's only a small group of friends. I have no bf or gf, and I am not one.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Not often really, I tend to avoid them.

Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

Sweet.

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 17:41:09


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote:
Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general

I like anime

How old are you?

18

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

I wear glasses just to use the computer

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

I have a good social life

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

LoL wut?

Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

No problem


Music is my passion , not my business.

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 17:48:49


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

porn yes but I dont really have any intrest in any anime series movie or anything

How old are you?

17

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

I only look fat when i take my top of (slim body but big belly and tits), smelly only whne I dont shower and eaten a mix of marmite sandwhiches and garlic, no glasses

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

virgin, yes. No girlfriend and although i do have a lot of people I would call friends at my school, I dont do anything with them out fo school unless its video games

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

If its funny and not just for the bandwagon


"let's throw the babies into the air and catch them with our bayonets, whoever catches the most wins!"

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 17:56:00


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote:
Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Yes, kinda, yes

How old are you?

19

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

No, no, no

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

Yes, yes, no

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Sometimes

Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

Sweet

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:09:26


I have a social life and a girlfriend, I don't like anime, I don't crack dick jokes or make meme, and I am certainly not a furry.

:D

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:15:20


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Yes, Yes, and no.

How old are you?

16

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

Rather muscular, smell like ax and old spice, no glasses or contacts.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

Yes, yes, and yes. Turning it down makes you a better person.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Not really, unless there's a need for sarcasm.


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:22:30


Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Yes. I love furries, just the thought of anthropomorphic cartoon sex makes me aroused. I also love animes -- anything involving tentacles and catgirls is my favorite.

How old are you?

13 years old.

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

I'm 5'2, 240 pounds, so you tell me. My body odor, I've been told, is a mix of rotten fruit and roadkill. I also wear coke bottle glasses, like these.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

My social life is my computer. My girlfriend is Foxxy McFoxinstein, we've had furry cyber sex on the internet several times now. ;)

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

LOL DO NOT WANT, COCK JOKE, COCK JOKE, Y U MAD?

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:35:36


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

NO.

How old are you?

16

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

I'm skinny, bathe daily and don't wear glasses

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

Lawl yes

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Dick jokes, yes


Sig by Maximus

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:37:28


At 1/28/11 06:35 PM, Hiphopopotamus wrote:
Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?
No, no, yes.

Fixed, now I'm going to cry and eat ice cram


Sig by Maximus

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:39:23


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Yes

How old are you?

11, I mean 13.

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

Yes

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

No

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Yes


Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

Good I'm fucking hungry, I haven't eaten for 34 minutes.


bro at me come

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:39:33


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Yes i am a furry, i like some anime but most of it annoys me shitless

How old are you?

17

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

No, i shower regularly, i do not wear glasses, i am average im body shape.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

i have friends, i am very sociable, i HAD a girlfriend but i didn't like her very much. i have only 2 close friends, everyone else is really just an acquaintance.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

i do not make that many dick jokes but i do use internet memes occasionally. at least in times i think it would be funny.


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:41:58


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Even users on Newgrounds seem to hold the belief that Newgrounds is only filled with fat smelly 13 year old, hentai loving, virgin, basement dwelling, furry losers who crack dick jokes and old unfunny memes.

So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?
How old are you?
Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?
Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?
Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

For the sake of my self esteem:
No
18
no
Not a partier by any means, but I have a steady girlfriend
Yes, I do. My guilty pleasure.


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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:42:28


Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

nope

How old are you?

17

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

Nope. Kinda smelly sometimes if im having a rush in the morning. But nothing like, hideously stinky.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

Yes I have a social life, I don't have a gf. I don't like being stuck with one person. And nope.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

maybe....
Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

FUCK YES.

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:47:12


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Yea I use too still watch anime but reason for no hentai below xD

How old are you?
Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

I am neither and I dont wear glasses 6`2`` and 170 punds

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

I do have a social life but constant moving makes it hard to chill with my buds and my girl friend put me on a leash soooo thats why I aint got my porn anymore but I get other privliges so not a virgin to answer that

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

I find humor in dick joke but i do not partake in the whole thing


Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

YOU PUT THOSE COOKIES DOWN NOW HOWD YOU GET MY WIVES COOKIES >:O

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:48:15


At 1/28/11 06:39 PM, sweet21 wrote:
Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?
i have friends, i am very sociable, i HAD a girlfriend but i didn't like her very much. i have only 2 close friends, everyone else is really just an acquaintance.

Forgot to mention i am a virgin, i should clarify, i DO have more than 2 friends, in a way. my other friends are Jon and Richard but they are my friend Raymonds brothers and the 4 or us hang out sometimes.
i still chat with some friends from my old school but as far as this school goes the people are not very sociable....at least the kind of people i hang out with.

Also most of the "acquaintances" i know are actually more like friends, i guess i just call them acquaintances because i only hang out with them for 1 period.....


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:49:40


ITT: users on this site boasting about how pathetic they are.


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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:50:29


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

No. I prefer actual women.

How old are you?

14.

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

I'm not fat, but i don't have the regular skinny-as-fuck posture like most teenagers. I bathe regularly
and i have contacts.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

I have a social life, i don't have a girlfriend, and i am a virgin.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

No. I wish someone could explain why "over 9000" is even humorous.

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 18:52:04


At 1/28/11 06:39 PM, sweet21 wrote:
How old are you?
17

oh hai typo. im 16. Damn i forget my age sometimes. i guess i just like the number 17......


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 19:43:56


::Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?
No.
::How old are you?
19
::Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?
No, no, and do sunglasses count?
::Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?
I'm a social person,I have a gf, and No, I'm not a virgin.
::Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?
I say "Just Jerk Off", but that's an awesome quote.


Meh.

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 19:48:18


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Even users on Newgrounds seem to hold the belief that Newgrounds is only filled with fat smelly 13 year old, hentai loving, virgin, basement dwelling, furry losers who crack dick jokes and old unfunny memes.

So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Absolutely, under no circumstances. I like South Park, and I can always get a laugh out of Spongebob if I'm high, but anime is retarded, to include porn versions of it.

How old are you?

22 next month!

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

I get all greasy at work, so I look nasty there, but I clean up good. No glasses. Supposed to though. Fuckin doctors. What do they know?

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

I haven't had a steady gf since my ex and I broke up last march. I was living with her and she went ballistic 19 year old on me. Mostly just been sticking with the random one nighters since then. I'm talking to a pretty cool girl at the moment though, so we'll see what happens.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Never dick jokes, and I'll do memes when they're applicable and still relevant.


Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

DELICIOUS.

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 20:36:05


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Even users on Newgrounds seem to hold the belief that Newgrounds is only filled with fat smelly 13 year old, hentai loving, virgin, basement dwelling, furry losers who crack dick jokes and old unfunny memes.

So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Anime is an art form. I don't watch the porn though

How old are you?

True to profile

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

Training for amatuer league MMA fighting, not fat, smelly, and I could do with them.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

Yes, no, no.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Internet memes are funny for a reason

Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

fuck you I dont need your snacks.


Your friendly neighbourhood devils advocate.

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 20:44:35


Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Yes (sorta), and yes in general.

How old are you?

19

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

No to all three I shower regularly and I am on the skinny side.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

I have friends both on and off online, no girlfriend, yes I am a virgin.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

No dick jokes, and sometimes do some old memes


Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

ahhhh shit there are raisins on these!


Alucard > Edward

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 20:50:59


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Hate it... mostly.

How old are you?

gonna be 16

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

No, No, and sometimes. Only at home.

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

social life, kinda. I have a few friends, but quite a lot of acquaintances. No relationship, virgin

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Rarely. Pretty much no.


Vote Green.

Sig by PabMo. Thank you very much.

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Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 22:47:30


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Even users on Newgrounds seem to hold the belief that Newgrounds is only filled with fat smelly 13 year old, hentai loving, virgin, basement dwelling, furry losers who crack dick jokes and old unfunny memes.

So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

Nope,(P.S. Hentai is illegal in My country)

How old are you?

Well, after an hour of cyber space bullying presentation its the best to not to tell.

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

Not fat or smelly. Glasses? Yes

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

I have social life. Rest im not comfy enoug to share.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Not really. Except some memes(sometimes)


Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

Where are the caches?!


LOL chuck norris

Response to Fat 13 year old furry mamas bois 2011-01-28 22:50:13


At 1/6/11 01:06 AM, RockLou wrote: Even users on Newgrounds seem to hold the belief that Newgrounds is only filled with fat smelly 13 year old, hentai loving, virgin, basement dwelling, furry losers who crack dick jokes and old unfunny memes.

So, random user that is reading this, answer these questions.

Do you like hentai/furries and do you like anime in general?

hentai and anime are alright, furries are fucking disgusting

How old are you?

15

Are you fat and/or smelly, do you wear glasses?

I'm only 120 lbs, I shower daily, and I wear contacts

Do you have a social life, do you have a girlfriend/bf, are you a virgin?

Almost every 15 year old is a virgin, but I am single at the moment. I do have a social life, though, I hang out with friends a couple times every week.

Do you often post dick jokes and internet memes?

Every fucking day.

Thank you for answering, there will be cookies on the way out.

Yum.