Mystery Box Sold Out Already?

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

Nick Sumbles

Jesus christ, I'm glad I bought this mystery box before it went out of stock! There were only about 15 of them. I'm sure they would get TONS of money from the mystery box if it was kept in stock for a month, however the contents of the box would slowly degrade to Tom taking a shit inside of it... which I would totally have hell yeah but thats beside the point.

Im actually kind of glad that they only had a certain amount, because that means that the contents are going to fairly awesome. Of course, im such a newgrounds nerd I would enjoy a hand written note from the admins saying, "COCK JOKE". I really think they should have a mystery box every month or so. I'm sure the office fills up with plenty of things in a month.

Here are the users who were luck enough to purchase the Mystery Box. Send your angry Pms to them for hogging the merchandise.

Donut
the-puppet
JakBaronKing
DoctorJaevel
Psycho-Pickle
ImpendingRiot
NegativeONE
De-Line
Gagsy
FatKidWitAJetPak
Oney
FrozenFire

There were actually some more but i forget who. I am patiently awaiting for my box of cock jokes to arrive.

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

Why the hell was my named written up there when I posted. :/

[DoctorStrongbad]

Have fun with your mystery box.

[Fleuve]

Don't you have better things to do than making up random lies about boxes, listing your friends with benefits list on general?..

[LocoJoe]

Hope you get a used condom. That way you can clone them.

[Odio]

I don't believe in giving money away for things I don't want or need.

[Kevin]

I swear to god if someone gets a flaccid dildo that looks like it was rolled around in dirt I am going to be very upset.

[Lintire]

That hardly took any time at all - and well, I was going to get one in a day or so. Misplaced my wallet, but there definitely needs to be a thread where you fuckers share what you've bagged. Six items a box, right?

[CloudEater]

Users who also got = Havegum, Sucho, Big-Jonny-13, nathanielmilburn...

I was gonna get one but then I found out that YOU CAN'T PAY WITH PAYPAL!!! WTF?!

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

At 10/1/10 03:07 AM, CloudEater wrote: Users who also got = Havegum, Sucho, Big-Jonny-13, nathanielmilburn...

I was gonna get one but then I found out that YOU CAN'T PAY WITH PAYPAL!!! WTF?!

Ah, ok yeah thats the last of them. So that means there were 16 copies.

They should have ben a bit clear on the STOCK lol.

[AlphaCentauri]

If only I had pressed that complete order button right away and not decided to buy my box a little later this evening.

[Gagsy]

This is why people mustn't delay when ordering.

Yay another £15 custom charge cost coming my way woooooo

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

At 10/1/10 01:27 AM, FatKidWitAJetPak wrote: Jesus christ, I'm glad I bought this mystery box before it went out of stock! There were only about 15 of them. I'm sure they would get TONS of money from the mystery box if it was kept in stock for a month, however the contents of the box would slowly degrade to Tom taking a shit inside of it... which I would totally have hell yeah but thats beside the point.

I didn't even know they were in the store until they were sold out last night. T-T

[Luis]

At 10/1/10 01:29 AM, BAKEdLays wrote: Oh you silly kids wasting your money on nonsense items. You could use that money to get your first high!

how do you know we're not including a week's supply of freshly rolled joints in these boxes?

[HazeStigma]

At 10/1/10 08:14 AM, Luis wrote:

At 10/1/10 01:29 AM, BAKEdLays wrote: Oh you silly kids wasting your money on nonsense items. You could use that money to get your first high!

how do you know we're not including a week's supply of freshly rolled joints in these boxes?

Because you're evil and it will be filled with useless tat.

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

At 10/1/10 08:27 AM, citricsquid wrote: what nobody told me about this, this sucks you're all fat i hate you

On the ironic contrary my squid like man, I weigh 120 pounds.

[Prome]

what is mystery box

[Ptero]

The mystery is finding out which staff member's feces is in your box. Luis's wears a sombrero.

[FatKidWitAJetPak]

At 10/1/10 04:32 PM, AIRYman50 wrote: Go back to being locked in sam t's basement!

LOL, That made my day :'3

[Captain]

I got a mystery box, I'm hoping Luis is inside it.

[sixflab]

Cool. Being that there are so few the contents are bound to be random but also good.

[Lintire]

In all honesty, if I were to get one of those boxes, I'd either simply not open it or I'd content myself with toenail clippings - it's funny what satisfies you when you know it's from somewhere you love.

[Gagsy]

At 10/2/10 03:47 AM, Cootie wrote: I really want to know what is actually in these things. Will some users get all absurd items such as used tissues and public hairs while some get several DVDs and autographed posters?

I'll be sure to take a photo.

And add my own pubes if I receive none :(

[GreyTheVIII]

Hmm...a mysterious box. Sounds tempting to buy.

[GreyTheVIII]

At 10/2/10 06:07 AM, Cootie wrote:

At 10/2/10 05:20 AM, GreyTheVIII wrote: Hmm...a mysterious box. Sounds tempting to buy.

What if the box contained a midget wearing a propeller cap and suspenders? Do you really want to miss out on the chance to own a humorously dressed midget?

lol you do make a valid point though.

[Makaveli]

At 10/1/10 08:14 AM, Luis wrote:

At 10/1/10 01:29 AM, BAKEdLays wrote: Oh you silly kids wasting your money on nonsense items. You could use that money to get your first high!

how do you know we're not including a week's supply of freshly rolled joints in these boxes?

I would shit bricks if I bought a Mystery Box and there were J's in it. Lol

[Gagsy]

I sure hope mine contains a used condom with a Meatboy sticker attached to it.

[Donut]

I get mine on monday. I can't wait.

[SoggyBread]

FUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I was gonna wait until MORNING TO BUY IT!! ARRRRGGGHHH!!! I'M SO PISSED!!!!!

[bob]

At 10/3/10 08:57 PM, Wariomaster wrote: FUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I was gonna wait until MORNING TO BUY IT!! ARRRRGGGHHH!!! I'M SO PISSED!!!!!

Well they're in stock now. We put them in 10 at a time to avoid running out of office trinkets.

In related news, our office is looking a lot cleaner. Mike's desk in particular.