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How to Get a Boyfriend?

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How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:36:12


I need help getting a boyfriend... My friend Joan says I need to be more aggressive but I don't wanna be a slut... But all my friends are making fun of me because they don't have boyfriends and I just don't know what to do now! How am I supposed to find a NICE guy that won't use me? I'm getting kind of desperate. :(


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Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:37:07


Act like a raging slut.

Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:39:45


Maybe he's gay?

Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:39:46


At 8/26/10 01:37 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: Age/Gender: 15, Male

What the hell?

When did I say I was straight?

Then again, when did I say I was gay?

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Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:40:59


Show them your tits.


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Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:41:14


From Kwing's blog:

Did you know that every time someone looks at your page, you get money from ad impressions on your profile page? I know it's awesome, right?

Thanks to all of you poor suckers who clicked my profile from this thread. (links to this thread) You just gave me money! Don't you feel so generous now? :D

You little fucker.

Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:44:40


At 8/26/10 01:36 AM, Kwing wrote: I need help getting a boyfriend... My friend Joan says I need to be more aggressive but I don't wanna be a slut... But all my friends are making fun of me because they don't have boyfriends and I just don't know what to do now! How am I supposed to find a NICE guy that won't use me? I'm getting kind of desperate. :(

First off, you need to not be so desperate. If you're too hasty when choosing a good boyfriend, you don't want to rush it and end up with some jackass. Take the time to get to know the guy, what kind of person he is, BEFORE committing. The worst part is when people get in over their heads and they wonder where it went wrong.

If you want a nice guy you'll have to take it slow at first. You'll know his intentions with you soon enough, as it should be obvious by how he acts. Does he want to get immediately into your pants or does HE want to get to know YOU first too?

Just take it easy, put yourself out there and be confident. You don't want them do know how desperate you may or may not be, just be comfortable.

And being aggressive doesn't mean you have to dress sexy or accidentally drop things around guys, just talking to them is good enough.


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Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:46:07


So OP is gay.

Your dad better hit you.

Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:47:28


Well good thing I didn't check your profile, then! Suck it, you little con artist. >:O


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Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:48:01


Epic troll is win.


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Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:51:33


You should fuck Chromonaut.

Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 01:59:35


How long have you been gay? Maybe you have been studying the bro code all your life.
Dont gays have their own rules?

Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 02:01:12


Oh, Kwing. You're such a kidder. You love it when guys tell you what to do.

Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 02:04:55


At 8/26/10 01:48 AM, ryanson209 wrote: Epic troll is win.

You clearly have know idea what a troll is.


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Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 02:07:29


At 8/26/10 02:04 AM, InnerChild548 wrote:
At 8/26/10 01:48 AM, ryanson209 wrote: Epic troll is win.
You clearly have know idea what a troll is.

Aww, adorable. It thinks it's people; it believe its opinion matters!!

How cuuuuute.


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Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 02:17:17


Obvious troll...


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Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 02:20:56


I'll be your "boyfriend", if you know what I mean.

Age/Gender: 15, Male

Shit, here comes the FBI.


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Response to How to Get a Boyfriend? 2010-08-26 02:50:23


Post a thread on the internet. They will come flocking.


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