I'm late aren't I? Does this mean I have to go to the principal's office/

Hey, I'm your supply teacher, Mr Penispenis., take advantage of the fact I'm not your real teacher and can't do very much in the form of punishments and abuse me to the point of tears.

OKAY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, SCHOOL IS OVER. Go the fuck home.

ROfl teacher can't handle his students. Guess he might be pissed i lit some dogcrap on fire on his front porch....or was it his front car seat

At 8/23/10 05:33 PM, VinnyXY wrote: *bell rings*
Yay! Dismissal time! Bye teacher!

Going to walk into a twister?

At 8/23/10 05:33 PM, deathbynerf wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:33 PM, VinnyXY wrote: *bell rings*
Yay! Dismissal time! Bye teacher!

Going to walk into a twister?

Vinny is fucking dead, he walked into the fucking tornado. Fuck him anyway.

At 8/23/10 05:17 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: OKAY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, SCHOOL IS OVER. Go the fuck home.

But I didn't learn anything today.

Can I sharpen my fucking pencil or what.

At 8/23/10 05:33 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

Hey wait! You didn't tell me anything about a tornado. Fuck! That means I didn't learn anything today.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD.

Alright you little fucks. There's a fucking tornado outside, so we're fucking locked in until it fucking passes. Everybody stay in your fucking seat, and don't fucking ask me for anything or I'll fucking hit you.

At 8/23/10 05:42 PM, deathbynerf wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:33 PM, VinnyXY wrote:

Hey wait! You didn't tell me anything about a tornado. Fuck! That means I didn't learn anything today.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD.

I thought this thread died off hours ago, apparently not.

At 8/23/10 05:42 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Alright you little fucks. There's a fucking tornado outside, so we're fucking locked in until it fucking passes. Everybody stay in your fucking seat, and don't fucking ask me for anything or I'll fucking hit you.

Hey teach, can I not ask you something?

At 8/23/10 05:48 PM, Madnessfreak13 wrote: Yo teach can I be hall monitor???

Sure man.

At 8/23/10 05:17 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:15 PM, ZOMGALIENS wrote: Hey, I'm your supply teacher, Mr Penispenis., take advantage of the fact I'm not your real teacher and can't do very much in the form of punishments and abuse me to the point of tears.

LOL UR WIFE LEFT YOU!

DAMMIT.

I put mechanical pencils on the supply list for a reason numbnuts!

At 8/23/10 05:37 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:36 PM, sixflab wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:17 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: OKAY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, SCHOOL IS OVER. Go the fuck home.

But I didn't learn anything today.

You are going to be a nobody just like your father anyway.

But he was a successful manager even though he dropped out of high school.

At 8/23/10 05:52 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I put mechanical pencils on the supply list for a reason numbnuts!

Don't you dare fucking try to fuck with my fucking supply list you little fucker.

At 8/23/10 05:54 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:52 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I put mechanical pencils on the supply list for a reason numbnuts!

Don't you dare fucking try to fuck with my fucking supply list you little fucker.

Hey screw you kid! I run my Weapons History call the way I want to. Now sit down and finish reading about how the M16 was very unreliable during the Vietnam War!

At 8/23/10 06:01 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:59 PM, Tetros wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:58 PM, Madnessfreak13 wrote: You need a hall pass to access the bathroom

*steals hall pass*

Hehe I'm so witty and sneaky.

*throws a dodgeball at his head with booming speed* Hey! Bring that back right now you little peckerwood. Go to the gym and run laps. I will work those bitchtits off of you.

Since when are we allowed to go to the gym? I'd love to run some laps. It beats sitting under my desk in fear.

Use a pen pussy.

At 8/23/10 06:01 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:59 PM, Tetros wrote: *steals hall pass*

Hehe I'm so witty and sneaky.

*throws a dodgeball at his head with booming speed* Hey! Bring that back right now you little peckerwood. Go to the gym and run laps. I will work those bitchtits off of you.

Good job there I do say myself, have a pay rise ;D

At 8/23/10 05:52 PM, sixflab wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:37 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:36 PM, sixflab wrote:

At 8/23/10 05:17 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: OKAY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, SCHOOL IS OVER. Go the fuck home.

But I didn't learn anything today.

You are going to be a nobody just like your father anyway.

But he was a successful manager even though he dropped out of high school.

well you are going to be a manager of Burgerking you failure, GET OUT OF MY CLASS!

No.. We don't have any Sharpeners.. and you're not fucking going out of the room!

Fuck all of you, I'm starting a school shooting!

Good news, assholes. The fucking tornado ended. Go the fuck home.

Cootie, you're fucking coming with me.

At 8/23/10 06:18 PM, speeling wrote: 5 pages....holy shit.

Is that how much homework we have. Damn.

Teacher why does my mommy go on the street corners to pay for our food.

Why teacher?
Why?

At 8/23/10 06:23 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 8/23/10 06:22 PM, Tetros wrote:

At 8/23/10 06:21 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Good news, assholes. The fucking tornado ended. Go the fuck home.

Cootie, you're fucking coming with me.

*stows away in car trunk*

I'm still witty and sneaky.

Hey, some fuckface foureyes is in the trunk.

Let's use him for science! I need something human like to show how hollow point bullets affect the body in class but the school is too cheap for ballistics gel.

At 8/23/10 06:21 PM, Cootie wrote:

At 8/23/10 06:21 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Good news, assholes. The fucking tornado ended. Go the fuck home.

Cootie, you're fucking coming with me.

Go fuck yourself. You drive like shit.

Why don't you get in the fucking car and shut the fuck up?

*strolls in 2 hours later with a cigarette and a narrow-brim fedora*

hey, I'm detective Freaki, here to investigate the shooting incident here.

where were you at the time of the shooting mr. Valjylmyr?