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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 12:39 AM Reply

At 7/18/10 09:18 PM, Chumbawamba wrote: Everything with holes is a vagina.

Everything with length is a penis.

I lol'd


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 12:42 AM Reply

How did you post every 'sexual' Pokemon except Cloyster?

Cloyster is the only one I could really understand being possibly a 'hidden sexual theme'


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 01:09 AM Reply

Lickatung- obvious, the tounge is huge. So it would probably be good at sucking and/or licking. Like a blowjob or eating some one out. Haha.

right

Vulpix- Has it's ass in the air and it's tounge sticking out, like a sexual pose. I got that.

right

Nidoqueen- I guess the two front colored parts of the chest look like breasts or something right? or maybe something else.

they're actually not colored and are tits

Beedrill- It's stinger reminds you of a penis for some sick twisted reason. simple.

Of course it does I mean just look at it....

Koffing- has holes with gas, kind of like a vagina that's queefing. That's just gross man.

I was going to say cum but okay

Slowbro- I'm fucking confused on this one. I mean, I guess the fact that it's got a living thing sucking on it's tail? Other than that I'm at a loss.

Yea kinda like it's but b*tch or something

Gloom- It gives off gas like a vagina that's queefing once again? That's the only thing I'm thinking of.

actually I was referring to the "drool" on it's mouth
looks like cum

Digglet- yeah, I get it, it looks like a penis and it's coming from a hole. *laughs pitifully*

right

Machoke- looks really buff and does flexing poses? or maybe the fact it only wears a pair of underwear?

Shuckle- It kinda looks like a bunch of penises for tentacles that come through holes? Right?

Marowak- It's bone can double as a dildo or something? I think that's what it is.

right in a sense

Wow, getting into the mind of fucked up pervert is harder than it sounds. Just tell me if you think these are right on or not.

I don't get why everyone's going batsh*t and calling me a pervert
the sexual references are RIGHT THERE and obvious to any person with an IQ of above 32...


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 02:08 AM Reply

Come on, what are you guys? 14.... wait a min... newgrounds...

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 05:27 AM Reply

I don't get the koffing one, unless thats supposed to be jizz shooting out ?


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 05:48 AM Reply

You're thinking to hard

At 7/19/10 12:30 AM, pikmints wrote: How can you have diglett and not dugtrio?

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 08:36 AM Reply

Found a few others.

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 08:48 AM Reply

Nidoqueen has tits. SO WHAT?


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 08:50 AM Reply

I've written over 700 pages of human/Pokemon sex fanfiction and even I think this is ridiculous.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 08:53 AM Reply

First I'd like to say you're stupid and have an incorect picture. Nidoqueen doesn't have a horn (I'm a pokémon nerd), and anyone how knows a little about pokémon knows that in Nidoran pokémon family there is two sexes, male and female otherwise they have pretty much the same attacks expect the the male Nidoran side have horns and the female ones dosen't have it in any of their evolutions. So you were stupid to point out a part that every wasp have which have nothing sex to do, but you missed out on the totally obvious.

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 10:01 AM Reply

hey i did that last tuesday. Also beedrill, i gt, but no, its a WASP/BEE.

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 10:18 AM Reply

yup

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 10:30 AM Reply

At 7/19/10 10:18 AM, Falconpunchr wrote: yup

lol.

Diglett, the dick pokemon, using its dick and balls, it quikley travels through the ground.

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 10:46 AM Reply

Some good lulz...but damn EVERYTHING after red and blue SUCKEDDDDDD


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:12 AM Reply

At 7/19/10 10:46 AM, SuzpektClean wrote: Some good lulz...but damn EVERYTHING after red and blue SUCKEDDDDDD

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:14 AM Reply

Durp de hurp.

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:45 AM Reply

At 7/19/10 10:32 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote: You're a fucking idiot.

Better a happy idiot than an offended intellectual.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:46 AM Reply

XD thats friggin HILARIOUS!!!!!!

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:47 AM Reply

At 7/19/10 01:09 AM, naronic wrote: I don't get why everyone's going batsh*t and calling me a pervert
the sexual references are RIGHT THERE and obvious to any person with an IQ of above 32...

Or maybe they're obvious to anyone with an IQ BELOW 32. Hm?


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:48 AM Reply

At 7/18/10 06:49 PM, Piss wrote:
At 7/18/10 06:47 PM, naronic wrote:
At 7/18/10 06:40 PM, Piss wrote: I don't understand 80% of these example.
really?
you don't see the obvious sexual references?
Anything Koffing and after I don't get. Maybe Diglet and Gloom, but the others I just don't understand.

What is there to understand? He's talking shit.

DBZ, now there's plenty of reference to sex in that.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:52 AM Reply

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:54 AM Reply

I don't get the Cubone one. Is it that the bone looks like a penis? I always thought that it looked like a bone.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:56 AM Reply

At 7/19/10 11:54 AM, Adio0205 wrote: I don't get the Cubone one. Is it that the bone looks like a penis? I always thought that it looked like a bone.

That, or just the plain fact that Cubone wants to BONE you.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 11:57 AM Reply

At 7/19/10 11:56 AM, ryanson209 wrote:
At 7/19/10 11:54 AM, Adio0205 wrote: I don't get the Cubone one. Is it that the bone looks like a penis? I always thought that it looked like a bone.
That, or just the plain fact that Cubone wants to BONE you.

Fuck you I was 4 minutes late.


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 01:07 PM Reply

I can not quite understand why Koffing was there, but I was thinking it might have something to do with the site Pokemopolis, basically devoted exactly to this idea and featuring Koffing as someone there. I remember when I went to the "Getting Crap Past The Radar" trope on TVTropes and last time I checked, "Pokemon" had the longest of any page which the only series that had it being longer being "Justice League".


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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Jul. 19th, 2010 @ 01:35 PM Reply

ohh i get it "dig"let :D :O .... :I :( not funny >:(...

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Sep. 15th, 2010 @ 02:00 PM Reply

Lickitung looks kind of wrong, but on a child's mind, it's just a pink lizard with a humongous tongue.
Vulpix is not sexual, but in the picture, he's kinda asking for it.
Nidoqueen... OK, it's kind of.
Beedrill. Are you saying that bees are sexual? Are you calling God a sickmind?
Koffing's smoke actually looks like popcorn.
Slowbro's shell is just biting his tail. I don't know how can Slowbro stand the pain of its sharp teeth.
Gloom's drooling. What's sexual in that? It's kind of disgusting.
Diglett is a worm. Again, God is not a sickmind.
Machamp doesn't look sexual at all.
Shuckle indeed does look like a toy.
Marowak's bone. Dumbest innuendo ever existing.

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Sep. 15th, 2010 @ 02:37 PM Reply

You know what? Machoke clearly IS gay.

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Response to Hidden Sexual Themes in Pokemon Sep. 15th, 2010 @ 02:47 PM Reply

At 9/15/10 02:30 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: This wins way harder than your puny thread, topic creator.

I sexcond that opinion.


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