Gilbert Gottfried, no question about it.
Who would narrate your life story?
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Morgan Freedman or Patrick Stewart
Life is simple. Eat. Sleep. Save Lives.
At 4/25/10 10:51 PM, FenTiger wrote: Billy Mays, if he wasn't dead.
Or Ellen Page, since she isn't dead and I think she's funny.
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW NEWGROUNDER FENTIGER!!
Hellen Keller.
and; Dr. Quinn: Medicine woman.
At 4/25/10 11:33 PM, nohomo wrote:At 4/25/10 10:51 PM, FenTiger wrote: Billy Mays, if he wasn't dead.BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW NEWGROUNDER FENTIGER!!
Or Ellen Page, since she isn't dead and I think she's funny.
You get the idea!
Just hearing my whole life story will make listeners excited and happy....And possibly make them have the sudden urge to buy me.
Lewis Black! His voice and the way he talks.. He's so angry so he's an obvious choice for me.
At 4/25/10 10:29 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Banksy.
Not reliable but damn well worth it :D
As for me:
1. Jeff Bridges
2. Chris Rock
3. George Lopez
Any of which will be fine.
Raining upwards. Every step of the way.
" if its challenge accepted its gonna be like a volcano just erupted out of your ass"
-Sage Mike
At 4/26/10 12:05 AM, FenTiger wrote:At 4/25/10 11:33 PM, nohomo wrote:You get the idea!At 4/25/10 10:51 PM, FenTiger wrote: Billy Mays, if he wasn't dead.BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW NEWGROUNDER FENTIGER!!
Or Ellen Page, since she isn't dead and I think she's funny.
Just hearing my whole life story will make listeners excited and happy....And possibly make them have the sudden urge to buy me.
See now, but do you have the power to wipe any stain off any clothing or home furniture? That's right! WITH THE NEW OXY-CLEAN! ARE YOU ONE THE BALL? GET ONE THE BALL! I GARENTEE IT! FOR ONLY 19.99! BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW! GET ON THE BALL!
ok im not gonna go to overboard with it XD
bro at me come
At 4/26/10 12:25 AM, nohomo wrote:See now, but do you have the power to wipe any stain off any clothing or home furniture? That's right! WITH THE NEW OXY-CLEAN! ARE YOU ONE THE BALL? GET ONE THE BALL! I GARENTEE IT! FOR ONLY 19.99! BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW! GET ON THE BALL!
ok im not gonna go to overboard with it XD
Too late, I think you just did.
Sadly enough...
I would totally want Steven Hawkings to narrate my life story. I'm not even kidding I look up to him and respect him for his accomplishments and all that good stuff it truly would be an honor.
"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol
John Madden.
ALRIGHT, YOU GOT YOUR XENONMONKEY RIGHT HERE, AND HES TAKING THE WRONG CHOICE BY NOT STUDYING FOR HIS TEST. THAT'S GOING TO TURN OUT TROUBLESOME IN THE END BUT HE PROBABLY DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN RIGHT NOW.
At 4/25/10 10:37 PM, OwnzAlot wrote: Sloth from The Goonies.
He's dead.
Mine would be Micheal Cera.
Just because
Drawing without thinking is just doodling, the brain and pen is connected.
PSN: SeoulSnake
At 4/26/10 12:28 AM, FenTiger wrote:Too late, I think you just did.At 4/26/10 12:25 AM, nohomo wrote:See now, but do you have the power to wipe any stain off any clothing or home furniture? That's right! WITH THE NEW OXY-CLEAN! ARE YOU ONE THE BALL? GET ONE THE BALL! I GARENTEE IT! FOR ONLY 19.99! BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW! GET ON THE BALL!
ok im not gonna go to overboard with it XD
Sadly enough...
DOH! oh well, have a happy life knowing Billy Mays is gonna narrate it when your dead.
At 4/26/10 12:35 AM, nohomo wrote:At 4/26/10 12:28 AM, FenTiger wrote:DOH! oh well, have a happy life knowing Billy Mays is gonna narrate it when your dead.Too late, I think you just did.At 4/26/10 12:25 AM, nohomo wrote:See now, but do you have the power to wipe any stain off any clothing or home furniture? That's right! WITH THE NEW OXY-CLEAN! ARE YOU ONE THE BALL? GET ONE THE BALL! I GARENTEE IT! FOR ONLY 19.99! BUT YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW! GET ON THE BALL!
ok im not gonna go to overboard with it XD
Sadly enough...
That's exactly why i picked John Madden instead of Billy Mays.
If he was alive, I would've picked him in a heartbeat.
Fluttershy is best pony
It was Daniel Stern who did the voice-over for The Wonder Years. Fred Savage was the kid. But yeah, he was awesome. So for me it's between:
-Daniel Stern
-Morgan Freeman (duh)
-Stephen Fry
-Tom Waits (it'd add a little edge to the mundane bits)
-Werner Herzog
-Ron Howard (a la Arrested Development)
Either Zach Braff or Morgan Freeman.
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.
Denis Leary, The lead singer from Disturbed, myself from on top a bloody pile of my fallen enemies.
"Humans,who are unique in their ability to learn from others, are also unique in their disinclination to do so"
"You chose to believe, even if it wasn't true. That is all."
Both my biological and stepfather failed, and my mother never gave me much incentive to do anything. So instead, as a young child I was raised learning moral lessons from Final Fantasy and tending to my own emotional needs with the softcore music of Enya & Peter Gabriel.
As a teen, I embraced the notion of straight edge.
Now as an adult, I'm sucked into extremes. I can't take my mind off women, I can't listen to anything but metal, and I'm a self-improving masochist that strives to be a lvl 99 guitar player, sex god, bodybuilder, and composer.
At 4/26/10 04:29 AM, iHeartQuistis wrote: Now as an adult, I'm sucked into extremes. I can't take my mind off women, I can't listen to anything but metal, and I'm a self-improving masochist that strives to be a lvl 99 guitar player, sex god, bodybuilder, and composer.
I forgot to add, that this short blip would be narrated by Matt Damon.
Actually I changed my mind... Like that one dude said I would like to have Zach Braff narrate my life story
"Target is going to be flooded with desperate NGers now."LoKoCoCo lol
-Sig-
