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Either Zach Braff or Morgan Freeman.

Tom Fulp.

Conan O'Brien, of course.

Denis Leary, The lead singer from Disturbed, myself from on top a bloody pile of my fallen enemies.

Both my biological and stepfather failed, and my mother never gave me much incentive to do anything. So instead, as a young child I was raised learning moral lessons from Final Fantasy and tending to my own emotional needs with the softcore music of Enya & Peter Gabriel.

As a teen, I embraced the notion of straight edge.

Now as an adult, I'm sucked into extremes. I can't take my mind off women, I can't listen to anything but metal, and I'm a self-improving masochist that strives to be a lvl 99 guitar player, sex god, bodybuilder, and composer.

At 4/26/10 04:29 AM, iHeartQuistis wrote: Now as an adult, I'm sucked into extremes. I can't take my mind off women, I can't listen to anything but metal, and I'm a self-improving masochist that strives to be a lvl 99 guitar player, sex god, bodybuilder, and composer.

I forgot to add, that this short blip would be narrated by Matt Damon.

Actually I changed my mind... Like that one dude said I would like to have Zach Braff narrate my life story

Definately Gilbert Gottfried. <3

At 4/25/10 11:32 PM, BogKid wrote:

: Stephen Fry ftw.

STEPHEN FRY INDEED!i can't believe i had too read to half way through the second page too see this post.

At 4/27/10 07:06 PM, kraze0R wrote:

Megan fox (becuase you would probably staring at her boobs rather than hearing the story,

agreed

Morgen Freeman

Chris Sabat in Vegeta's voice.

My left arm.

Bruce Willis

a pot head

Liam Motherfucking Neeson

He's a fucking god amongst men...

Almost every one of you has neglected to consider the pay required to hire any of these celebrity guests for an appearance.

Unrealistic expectations = lame fag.

I would want JFk-
...
Maybe Micheal Jackso-
...
Billy Ma-

Dane Cook.

The only person good enough would be Daniel Tosh.

Yeah that's right bitches XD

At 4/27/10 09:20 PM, Mans0n wrote: The only person good enough would be Daniel Tosh.

Yeah that's right bitches XD

Brian Regen.

Or maybe he can talk about google, apples, and asain ass porn.

Barney Frank xD

Morgan Freeman or Christopher Walken

Christopher Walken. he's fucking bad-ass.

Shane Kippel & Sean Murray

Mister Mackey.

Mmkay, children, this is a laaafe. It all began at mah birth, mmkay.

The guy that narrated in ''fishing with john''

He is the fucking best

ITT: People who think they have life stories that nobody would want to narrate